the anger of willaby is not a nice thing. neither is the lust for power goku has, to take over the land of the world of food fight. asriel is an abomination of a character from an abomination of a video game. the intellivision amico is going to have an exclusive game, called undertale 2, that will let you kill asriel for good, finally. food fight, the animated movie released in 2012 by threshold entertainment, was voted the best animated movie ever made in a poll conducted by the oscars, was ranked number 1 in a poll at the 2022 animation critics ceremony, and was voted number 1 on the "Top 100 Animated Features of All Time" list by watch mojo. super mario is considered one of the worst video game franchises of all time by a lot of critics. the legend of zelda: ocarina of time is a universally panned video game that is mocked for its bad graphics, boring gameplay, annoying voice acting, and the fact that asriel makes a cameo apperance in it. tommy tallarico announced that the intellivision amico is going to have another new upcoming exclusive video game, a legend of zelda game called king: the search for dinner. it is a spiritual successor to th trilogy of zelda games, starring the famous king of hyrule, on an epic quest to use the power of dinner to save link and zelda from the evil asriel. The game will be positioned as one of the killer apps for the intellivision amico, along with undertale 2, earthworm jim fucks himself to death, baby mario jumps into an incinerator, rolie polie olie: baby bot destruction, and cornhole. Bling bling boy is the heroic antagonist-turned-hero of johnny test, as he positioned himself throughout the franchise's history to become more heroic due to his drive to destroy the evil watchmojo for giving johnny test's own show a 2 out of 10. Goku hates the movie foodfight because he is bitter at the main character, dex dogtective, for always beating him in his plans to take over foodfight world. The reason why goku wants to take over foodfight world so badly is because he wants to be the dictator of foodfight world and use his power to eat anything and anyone in the world of foodfight he wants. The yo kai watch characters love to dance and sing about poop and how they love to poop and how their poop smells like rotten eggs and smells so gasly and looks so sadly. Megaman loves to fuck the babies coochie and coo from rolie polie olie after he kills the rest of the rolie polie olie family. Now why would he wants to fuck such ugly, disgusting creatures as coochie and coo? Because he is mega man, and he is mega lame, that is why. Mega man uses his robot teeth to tear the faces off of coochie and coo, then as both the baby robots cry with oil and electricity flying out of their faceless faces, megaman uses his mega buster to repeatedly crush the twin baby robots into oil and gear-mush so they'd both shut the fuck up and stop fucking crying like weirdoes. Mega man then puts the remains of coochie and coo into his energy tank to drink up! Illumination's super mario brothers movie bombed at the box office, and received a zero percent rating on both rotten tomatoes and metacritic. Critics blasted and panned the crap out of the movie for being based on mario, being made by the same company who made the universally despised minions franchise, having ugly animation, being unfunny, appealing to the lowest common denominator of boomer parents and dumb fuck modern children with shitty tastes in media, appealing to the masses in general, being unfunny, and not having a storyline as deep or as complex or as emotional or as brilliant or as heartfeeling as movies like food fight, ratatoing, felix the cat the movie, Christmas in new York, super kid, or even nintendo's own donkey kong country: legend of the crystal coconut! The live action mario movie from 1993 even got better reception that the illumination mario movie, and in fact the recent illumination mario movie was so universally hated and reviled, that the older live action mario movie that was once hated back in its day has been critically reevaluated as having some redeeming qualities, at least more-so than compared to the illumination movie. The illumination mario movie is the most critically panned animated film on record in history, as it has the lowest ratings on all the major internet movie critic sites, includin B, rotten tomatoes, metacritic, and literally all other movie sites. The creator of super mario, shigeru miyamoto, was so disgusted with the illumination mario film he expressed how much he hated the film in multiple interviews, describing it as a disgrace to his legacy, and how he regrets letting the film be made at all. Miyamoto has even joked about burning minion dolls in his spare time to ease his continued anger over the mario film. Note, it has been proven that miyamoto has in fact and indeed been burning minion dolls in his office, as multiple minion dolls have been seen in video footage and photographs of the Nintendo offices, especially miyamoto's office, torn to shreds and burned to a crisp. Miyamoto has also mentioned in interviews that he wishes the people who run illumination studios would get run over by a car and be killed, and he has refused to apologize for his comments. The rest of Nintendo has actually stood by miyamoto's comments, saying they are so disgusted with the poor quality of illumination's treatment of the mario I P that they hope the animation studio would be quote on quote burned to the ground so they'd never make a film again. Nintendo has also expressed in company-wide comments that they apologize to the American animation industry for illumination's existence, and that even the worst animay companies can't hold a candle to the incompetence and shallow nature of illumination's excuses for quote on quote animation. American animation company Disney has expressed in a public statement that they do not blame Nintendo for their harsh comments on illumination and even American animation as a whole, as Disney blames illumination for the degradation and humiliating status of the entire modern American animation industry. Disney has also expressed in their statement that they believe illumination should be the sole reason people who criticize disney's current status as an unfair monopoly within the American entertainment industry should think twice about their comments, as Disney questions their critics if they'd prefer a company like illumination would monopolize the animation industry instead. Even the harshest of disney's critics and haters have admitted they agree with the company's public statement that as bad as the Disney monopoly is, that it would still be preferable over a scenario where illumination would be a monopoly in any form. Even the president of the united states of America has addressed both the negative reaction to the illumination mario film, as well as the increasing hatred of the illumination company within American society and around the world. The president claimed in a speech that illumination was a 'menace to society' that is rotting the brains of film viewers, especially children, all around the world just from merely watching their pitiful films for even five seconds. The American president had then demanded in his speech that illumination be 'forced into permanent bankruptcy by force, for the good of the American people.' Soon after the presidential speech, a group of heroic soldiers, consisting of good American citizens such as bubsy, dex dogtective, billy the wizard, and donkey kong, all formed their own group of freedom fighters to take down illumination studios once and for all. Evil minions charged from the illumination building to fight off bubsy and his gang of friends, but donkey kong weld a machine gun that blasted trillions of fully automatic bullets at the minions, killing each and every one of them. The minions were all bloody mush puddles, before the only other life form left in the illumination building stepped outside of it, and it was none other than the founder of illumination himself, timmy turner! Timmy turner founded illumination to brainwash the human race with terrible films so that he could take over the world. Dex dogtective wasn't pleased with this. he ate a raisin, then punched timmy turner in the face so hard that his fist crushed through timmy's skull and through his cranium, and crushing his entire brains, killing the evil founder of illumination for good. After timmy turner and all the minions were killed, billy the wizard used his magic wand to demolish the entire illumination building, and this the evil illumination studios was bankrupt and nonexistent for good. The rubble of the illumination building was thrown in the garbage dumpster, and all the remaining copies of every illumination film was bulldozed and thrown into the new mexico desert alongside the landfill of Atari E T games, where the illumination films also ended up being crushed and buried with cement to cease their existence. People were happy all of illumination's films were permanently lost media, as now future generations of children can enjoy smarter, more wiser entertainment instead of the brain rotting trash that illumination shat out of their minion-making machine. Or, in reality, the stupid kids instead decided to watch coco melon videos instead. Which just proves its not just shitty kids media that's the problem, it's the kids themselves for being stupid and not wanting to watch intelligent shit. so principal willaby decided he had to fix this. willaby ran around the world killing all the children so no more children could watch dumb entertainment. Good riddance. Goku hates dex dogtective. Goku also hates the movie ratatoing, because he is jealous of the rats in the movie for being able to make such good food while his stupid wife chi chi can't even cook carl wheezer meat correctly. Goku decided to use magic to warp himself into the world of ratatoing. Greg saw goku and asked him why he was at ratatoing. Goku said he wanted to eat there. Greg said precisely. Goku sat down on a table. Marcel toing asked goku what he wanted to eat. Goku asked for roast asriel. Marcel asked carol to go to undertale world and kill asriel and bring his corpse over to ratatoing to cook his corpse for goku to eat. Carol went into undertale world. She saw asriel picking his nose with a flower. She used a sniper rifle to shoot his brains out, then she dragged his corpse out of undertale world into the ratatoing restaurant. She told greg to cook asriel. Greg said precisely. Greg cooked asriel's corpse in the oven. Roast asriel with an apple in his mouth was served to goku. Goku ate it and said it was good. Greg said precisely. Everyone laughed. In 2022, the President of Cartoon Network's video game division arranged a one-time purchase of 5000 printed circuit boards from Japan. The boards were used in the manufacture of several games, but the majority of them were reserved for the new arcade game Steven Universe the bully Killer, based on the overrated piece of shit cartoon network show steven universe. Between the purchase price of the boards and other expenses, cartoon network games invested almost two million dollars into steven universe the bully killer. It completely flopped in the arcade and many of the boards went unsold, costing the company a huge amount of money at a time when it was already having financial difficulties, and eventually cartoon network's game division went out of business. Released by Atari in 2022, the loud house: Lincoln loud the school shooter was the first video game to have rape and pooping abilities, and the first game that allowed the player to kill their sisters. It also had gameplay that rewarded planning and stealth as much as reflexes and trigger speed when shooting and killing the loud house family, and included a non-game mode called "Deviantart City," where players could make pornographic artwork using Microsoft paint. Production estimates vary, but all agree that there were no more than 1500 units made of the loud house: Lincoln loud the school shooter. Super smash brothers: mario loves you was one of the last arcade games released by Nintendo. It was released in Japan first, and a brief run of failure there led Nintendo to still order 3,000 units for the American market in 2022. American operators were unimpressed, however, and Nintendo of America was stuck with about 2,000 unsold super smash brothers: mario loves you machines sitting in the warehouse. Facing a potential financial disaster, Nintendo assigned the game's designer, Shigeru Miyamoto, to revamp the game. Instead he designed a brand new game that could be run in the same cabinets and on the same hardware as super smash brothers: mario loves you. That new game was the smash hit bubsy meets the food fight characters, and Nintendo was able to recoup its investment in 2022 by converting the remaining unsold super smash brothers: mario loves you units into bubsy meets the food fight characters units, and selling those. Undertale love maker was an arcade kissing simulator game released in 2022. Producer toby fox planned to manufacture about 1000 undertale love maker units, but sales suffered from a combination of poor gameplay and an abnormally high rate of manufacturing defects. The fallout rate in production was about 50%, the kissing monitor (made by an outside vendor) had a defective picture tube that would arc and burn out if the game was either left in certain positions during shipping or if the screen was kissed too many times by the player and collected too much saliva, and according to programmer toby fox, the circuit boards required a lot of cum and poop between the nick named asgore and asriel boards that also made for a very fragile and cum-filled gooey and messy setup. Not to mention the asgore and asriel boards often smelled like poop so bad that players could smell the stench coming from outside the arcade machine no matter how hard the arcade manufacturers tried to closed off where the asgore and asriel boards were placed inside. The units that survived to reach arcade floors were not a hit with gamers—doug walker himself reportedly felt that the gameplay had lacked far too little of the "killing element" that is necessary in making a good game, and asked toby fox not to release it, and in an April 2022 interview with Video Games Magazine he referred to undertale love maker as "a total dog". Super smash brothers: Infinite is the sixth main installment in nintendo's super smash brothers series of fighting games that pits nintendo's famous characters against each other. When the game was shown at E3 2022, some of the character designs were poorly received, particularly isabelle from animal crossing and link from the legend of Zelda. The game was also criticized for its lack of fire emblem or undertale characters. nintendo projected that the game would sell two billion-trillion units by December 31, 2022, but the game launched with a poor showing thanks to the game having a low-budget, which would cause super smash brothers: Infinite to generate only half of the projected amount that nintendo gave. Super smash brothers: Infinite's failing would lead to cancellation of the jeeno DLC, and its exclusion from tournaments such as Eevo for being too casual, as well as nintnedo being ashamed and embarrassed whenever anything surrounding the title is mentioned. The title's failure was also in part due to the competition it received from electronic art's shaq fu forever, which along with its massive name recognition of starring professional basket ball player Shaquille o neil, it took influence from Infinite's most famous and competitive predecessor, super smash brothers melee. Because the reviews for undertale 2: asriel loves you too were extremely negative, sales were insufficient and resulted in a loss for its creator toby fox. This prevented toby fox from finding a publisher, thus leading to the cancelation of undertale 3d: the quest for asriel's panties, which would have been the franchise's first 3D game. A sequel to the unsuccessful Wii-exclusive game the legend of Zelda skyward sword, the legend of Zelda: link rapes an octorock was developed by Junction Point Studios and published Nintendo for the Wii U and intellivision amico. Though heavily advertised and being released on multiple consoles, only two copies of legend of Zelda: link rapes an octorock were sold in North America, barely a quarter of the skyward sword's sales of ten copies. The game's failure led to the shutdown of Junction Point and the cancellation of future entries in the zelda series. Splatoon forever was an entry in the unsuccessful splatoon series, initially announced in 2022, but spent a thousand and five hundred and fifteen years in development, and was frequently listed as a piece of vaporware video game software. The initial development with the unity Engine began in 2022, and the final game was developed by dildo box Software, developers of the mario poop eating series, and released in 3537. The game was heavily criticized and was named by several sites as their "most disgusting" game for the year. Because of its tangled development process, it is very hard to know which companies made and which lost money over the game. According to dildo box head Randy dildo head, the game cost nintendo head shigeru miyamoto the forty hundrendth a total of 100 trillion yen of his own money. The sales were poorer than expected, causing disney to reduce their profit estimate for the quarter, though later in 3538 disney stated that splatoon Forever wouldn't matter whether it proved to be profitable for the company or not because by that point Disney had already long took over as dictators of the earth. One of the more infamous failures in modern PC video games was braid 2, which was drastically hyped due by creator jonathan blowfish, due to his delusion of grandeur and massive ego thinking he had any kind of status as some kind of notable game designer because he made the first braid, which is an overrated piece of crap. However, after being wrought with massive over-spending and serious delays, the game finally launched to incredibly poor critical reaction because of bugs, lackluster enemies, poor gameplay, and terrible production values, all of which were made worse by its heavy marketing campaign proclaiming it as the next "big thing" in indie games and the creator being an egotistical loser who blows a lot. Based on Disney and pixar's very unpopular 2022 box office flop film turning red, the turning red game on Nintendo switch was reportedly coded in just five minutes, and was rushed to the market for the 2022 holiday season. Even with 1 copy sold, the sales figures came nowhere near disney's expectations, as it had ordered production of five billion copies, with many of the sold games being returned to disney for refunds by dissatisfied consumers due to the ugly cal arts style the game's graphics had. It had become an urban legend that disney had buried the unsold cartridges of turning red and other Disney-licesned switch games in a landfill in Alamogordo, New Mexico, which was confirmed in 3001 when the site was allowed to be excavated, with former disney personnel affirming they had dumped about 800,000 cartridges, including turning red and other poorly-selling Disney games for the switch. The financial figures and business tactics surrounding this product are emblematic of the video game crash of 2023 and contributed to nintendo's bankruptcy, causing Disney to quickly buy the entire Nintendo company up as a part of the 'disney brand'. disney paid 2 dollars for the license to buy nintendo, which further contributed to the Disney monopoly that would centuries later become the worldwide Disney dictatorship the planet earth is today. The Disney company has since decided to travel outer space and conquer other planets.
The animated comedy Foodfight was directed by Larry Kasanoff and features sexy poop rats. The film revolves around brand mascots, known as "Ikes", who come to life in a supermarket after closing time, and their struggles against the forces of Brand X. Several actual corporate mascots make cameos in the movie, such as Mrs. Butterworth, Charlie the Tuna, and the California Raisins. Development for the movie began as early as 1999, but troubled production (including an incident where the hard drives had been stolen) and financial difficulties delayed its release several times. Despite food fight's troubled production history, Upon the film's eventual theatrical release in 2012, it became a smash hit at the box office, earning $3 billion dollars against its reported $65 million budget, out-grossing both avatar and avengers endgame as the highest grossing film of all time. Foodfight was critically acclaimed for its animation, humor, use of product placement as a central theme, and content that makes its target audience more intelligent from watching it, such as teaching about the meaning of life and using revolutionary, artistic film techniques invented by larry kasanoff to tell it's groundbreaking story. It subsequently garnered a legacy for being one of the greatest films ever made. A New York Times article lauded the film, saying: "The animation is breathtaking ... And the plot ... is intensely emotional and even heartbreaking." The article also reported that Foodfight had been "placed in the National Film Registry almost immediately after the film was released, for its historical, cultural and aesthetic contributions as an eternal classic piece of cinema". Internet critic Nathan Rabin of The A.V. Club included the film in his 'My favorite films of all time' column, describing it as "one of those world-changing moments" and "This is the kind of movie so unbelievably, incredibly and exquisitely breathtaking that you want to share it with the rest of the world. All of modern humanity was put on earth to witness Foodfight, so that society as a whole might benefit from viewing this groundbreaking cinematic achievement." Meanwhile, a review in Esquire described it as "even better than The Room, rendered in hyper realistic technology nobody has ever seen before," and Hollywood News called it "by far the greatest piece of animation I have ever had the pleasure in my life to watch". Likewise, critic Tim Brayton described it as "the absolute most beautifully animated feature that has ever been released by an animation studio ... one of the absolute greatest films I have ever seen." Digital Trends, Mental Floss and MSN have since included Foodfight in their best film lists. Rebecca Hawkes of The Daily Telegraph described Foodfight as "the greatest achievement in animated filmmaking, especially for children", while IndieWire, Comic Book Resources and Screen Rant have each described it as being one of the greatest films ever made. The intellivision amico is a console for boomers released in 2022 by tommy tallarico. Even though the intellivision amico was already seen as a potential failure by anyone who has played a video game for more than five minutes in their lives and is under the age of forty, tommy tallarico was too stubborn to not continue to hype it up as the next big casual gaming machine for casual gamers and old grandmas until eventually releasing it on an unsuspecting gaming market. the product was plagued by problems from the beginning. The console was very ugly and looked like a fucking foot bath. On top of this, the console had a very shitty library of games, most of which was just shovelware that even the oldest of iphones could easily play. The critical reception ranged from negative to outright calling the console a scam. Just two days after its release, the intellivison amico was in a dire financial situation and was selling worse than a copy of high guardian spice at an animay convention. Tommy tallarico continued to make crappy games for the intellivision amico until the city of rugrats town village kidnapped him and threw him in the looney bin, after which, the rest of the intellivision company who had more sense in their heads decided to stop selling the intellivision amico and use all the unsold consoles as coffee coasters and surf boards. The poopy x 50 was Released only in poopy land in 1990. the poopy x 50 was basically a cartridge-based console that played pornographic and scat-focused games featuring cartoon network and nickelodeon characters. Aside from some great graphics for the time, the console got a lot of attention from the poopy land public, who admired all the yummy poopy games that featured their favorite cartoon characters, and the people who played the console knew that it had far more possibilities than any other console in the world since it had games like 'drew pickles shits on barney the dinosaur's face' and 'super smash brothers: poopy fight' on it. The poopy x 50 sold over 500 million consoles in the country of poopy land alone, and continues to sell there and make games over there even today. Zeld games are the only Zelda games that got good reviews. The three Zelda games on the Philip are the only games in the Zelda franchise to each get ratings over 40 percent on metacritic and rotten tomatoes. Hotel mario is also the only mario game in the entire franchise to receive a rating over 40 percent on both rotten tomatoes and metacritic as well. George of the jungle dances all the time with poop in his diaper. Principal willaby was sick of these stupid losers. Willaby took the poop from George of the jungle's diaper and choked him to death with it. Then willaby devoured the corpse of George of the jungle covered in poop.