Postsecrets: The Naruto Chronicles
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With Naruto
"So, Iruka, why'd you take me to my favorite restaurant? Is something up?"
Iruka was silent for a moment, before deciding to answer. "Well, I think I met someone today at work."
Naruto nodded his head, knowing that Iruka worked as the biology professor at his high-school. Luckily, Naruto was in the physics track. Iruka was a great guy, but too much of anything could drive a person crazy.
"Do you understand?"
"What? Is there a new kid at school? A new teacher?"
Iruka sighed, noting Naruto's naïve mind. "No… I mean, yes."
Naruto looked confused. All of a sudden his eyes widened in realization. "Oh! So… Who's the lucky lady?"
Iruka sighed, still a little frustrated. How could he explain what happened today?
Earlier that day
Iruka was walking through the hallways, a little nervous. He wasn't used to having to interview a teacher for science, let alone someone for a different science track! Darn the old teacher for moving away… If he ever finds Gai again, he will personally see to it that he would be in the hospital for weeks.
Visualizing how it was exactly that he would kill Gai, he didn't notice as he walked into someone. It was a little strange that this person was wearing a surgical mask, but he decided that nothing was wrong. For all I know, it could be his allergies!
"Oh! I'm sorry for running into you!"
Kakashi blinked once. He blinked again, not believing how beautiful the man he had run into was. Must… not… drool…
"It's okay, no harm done, right?"
"Um… Right!" Iruka smiled sheepishly.
Dumb, but cute. I could get used to that face…"Do you know where the biology room is? I'm supposed to meet someone there about a job here… The headmaster at my school thinks that I should change to this school, because you have a shortage on physics professors, and that was what I majored in."
"That would be me!"
Kakashi blinked once more.
"Do you have something in your eye? Are you alright?"
Kakashi smiled at how nice the teacher was. I could definitely get used to that face. "No, I'm just surprised that you're the one I have to talk to. I was almost sure it would be an old hag."
Iruka frowned at being called an old hag, but for once he let it slide. "Shall we go over your application?"
You can go over my applications any day. (1) "Of course."
The rest of the interview continued, and as it continued, Iruka had the feeling that Kakashi was hitting on him. That is, unless touching hands and staring at their crotch was in the norm. Somehow, Iruka doubted this, seeing as how stoic the man was said to be on his recommendations. A person that takes his job seriously…Really?
After the interview, Iruka decided his application to be good. "Congrats. You got the job, but it needs to be approved first."
"How about dinner to celebrate?"
Dinner? Oh, no! Naruto's probably starving! "I'd love to, but I have something else to do." Kakashi's face fell. "Maybe another time?"
"Yeah… another time…"
End flashback
Evidently, this was a bit of a strange meeting, but it did restore Iruka's belief in love at first sight.
"Iruka? You're spacing out on me! Tell me who it is! Is it Anko?" He shuddered, thinking about his psychotic gym teacher. "Please tell me it's not Anko."
"Don't worry, I wouldn't date Anko."
"Thank God! So, who is it?"
"He's going to start teaching at the school in about 3 months, around next term. I offered that he could stay with us, along with his adopted son, who's about your age."
Naruto happily slurped up his ramen, until he heard the words "along with his adopted son." "What? I can't stay with a guy! There's only one spare bedroom!" Then it dawned on his poor head. "Wait… he?"
Iruka blushed, and nodded. God help his poor soul. He couldn't have Naruto angry at him for this reason!
With Sasuke
Dinner went on as always. Mrs. Haruno's dinner was good, and it wasn't burned. Kakashi could burn anything if he so willed it. Sasuke shuddered, remembering the time his guardian had set fire to the kitchen while boiling water. After than day, Sakura made it a point to invite him over for dinner and always pack his lunch. Something about not wanting her friend burned to death. Still, anything was better than Kakashi's cooking, so he wasn't complaining. Kakashi was just happy to eat dinner that he didn't have to cook.
"Everyone, I have something to tell you," Kakashi got everyone's attention with the serious tone he used.
"What's up Kakashi?" Sakura asked with some concern in her voice.
"Well, you know how I had to leave the class, because of the headmaster?"
Everyone nodded, seemingly worried. Was he fired?
"Well, I'm being relocated."
Sasuke stared at him, and blinked. Sakura started to laugh.
"There's no way you'd be relocated! I mean, what school would take a pervert like you? Hah!"
"Sakura!" Her mother obviously did not take kindly to calling teachers perverts.
"No, I'm quite serious. The school in the north part of state took me in. I just got back from the interview."
"No! I don't want to leave!" Sasuke ran out, in a flash.
Kakashi sighed. "Please pass the potatoes."
End Chapter
This is an actual pickup I heard when applying for a job at Best Buy. I was talking to one of my co-workers, and the computer was crashing at his register, so I offered to go over the applications and processes of the computer… It ended up something like that. XD
Now then, what will happen? Will Iruka and Kakashi sleep together? What about Naruto and Sasuke? Are the potatoes poisoned? And what exactly will Sakura do, now that she's lost Sasuke? Well, I'll tell you this, Sakura's not letting go that easily. But how will she still see Sasuke? Oh, I love questioning my story… Though, now I have an idea of how I want this story to go. Yay!
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