Postsecrets – The Naruto Chronicles
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At the end there's a bit of a rant, so you don't have to read it, but if you want to get it over with, go on and read it… It's a little long though… nn;
With Naruto
After a silence, Naruto spoke. "So… You're gay?"
Iruka nodded his head, too afraid of Naruto blowing up in his face about this. He couldn't handle Naruto hating him.
"Why do you think it's that bad? Are you a homosexual with homophobic tendencies?" Naruto giggled at his own joke.
Iruka sighed in relief. "No… I was just scared that you might hate me for this."
"Why?"
"Well, he will be living with us."
"What?" Naruto remembered his guardian's words from earlier. "Oh, right. Still… I don't want to share my room."
Iruka sighed, looking back at his dinner.
With Sasuke
Sasuke ran home. He sat on his bed, in thought about something.
Well, he did say he was switching schools…Still, where are we staying? Sighing, Sasuke remembered. Oh, that's right. He's probably hit on some poor, innocent guy to get a house. I feel sort of sorry for the bastard. Wonder if they've slept together yet…Sasuke shuddered, not wanting to think about Kakashi in that way.
With Kakashi
"So… Kakashi, you're not teaching at my daughter's school anymore?" Mrs. Haruno said with some worry in her voice.
"Yep, that's the gist of it…"
"So, you and Sasuke won't be eating with us anymore?"
"Afraid not."
"Pray tell, what school are you two going to?"
"International school of sciences."
"Sakura has said something about that, isn't that right dear?"
"Hey! You're right! That's the school Hinata goes to!" Sakura was clearly excited.
"Hinata?" Kakashi was clearly confused.
"My pen-pal. She's supposed to go to school there, along with her boyfriend. She says her favorite teacher is some person named Iruka, and she constantly tells about what he's taught them in biology."
"Hmm…" Kakashi pondered.
"Is something the matter?"
"This 'Iruka'… I think I met him. Wait… yeah… I think I'm living with him until Sasuke and I can find a house of our own."
"Don't tell me you hit on him."
"What makes you think I would do something like that?"
The question hung in the air, in all of its stupidity. Even Mrs. Haruno knew about how Kakashi flirted with men. She pitied this 'Iruka'.
"What? I didn't use any pick-up lines or anything!"
Sakura and her mother both exchanged a look. Kakashi not using a pick-up line? That's impossible! As impossible as Mrs. Haruno poisoning the potatoes! As impossible as cows standing on 2 legs and talking! As impossible as… well, you could guess.
"That… is very unlike you… Kakashi," they said simultaneously, a little weirded out.
"Well, he's a nice person. I don't want to make his life hard," Kakashi was obviously blushing under the mask.
"And living with him, even though you want to molest him doesn't?" Sakura questioned.
"No. No it doesn't," Kakashi claimed, in an undignified manner.
Sakura sat up. "Hope you don't mind living with three other people."
"Three?"
"Iruka, Sasuke, and Naruto."
"Naruto?" Kakashi was evidently missing something.
"You know, Iruka's son?"
"Son?"
"Yeah… Hinata used to have such a crush on the kid! It was so cute!"
"Son…" Kakashi was still adapting to the idea that someone close to Sasuke's age would be living in the same house as he and Iruka. He could always tell Sasuke to screw off if he wanted to molest someone, but he couldn't do the same thing with another person's son. Damn. I'll have to wait to molest him.
With Naruto
"So… what's going to happen with the room arrangements?" Naruto was a bit nervous. He didn't want Iruka to have sex with some random person, but he also didn't want to share a room.
"I was hoping that you could share a room with –" Iruka was cut off with Naruto.
"Aw, man… So mean!"
"Now, it may not be that bad. Who knows, you could get to be friends!"
"I still don't want to…" Well, at least Iruka won't be molested.
With Sasuke
Kakashi walked into his home. "I'm home Sasuke."
"Welcome back." Sasuke still had the pout on his face.
Sighing as he sat down, Kakashi locked eyes with Sasuke. "Look, moving isn't that easy. I know that you don't want to leave your friends and whatnot, but could you do this for me?"
"Fine… Still, do you have any idea of the price of houses in the area?"
"A little." Kakashi grinned sheepishly.
"Yet you still want to move?"
"Well, it doesn't matter for the time being."
"What? Why?
"Well, we'll be living with someone."
"A guy you hit on? Please tell me it's not that guy at the high-school reunion," shuddering at the memory of Kakashi and his "rival". He remembered said rival was in that area. His son scared him.
"No. Not him. Never. Ew."
"Ok, then who?"
"A new person…" Kakashi trailed off.
"That's just great. Someone I don't know. I bet you used some lame pickup line to get him to let you stay."
"I assure you I didn't use any pick-up lines on him."
"You lie."
"I didn't say I didn't think them."
"Great… just great. I'm going to live with a total stranger!"
With Sakura
Dear Hinata,
Today was wacko! I fought with my mom about calling my teacher a pervert, something was off about those potatoes she cooked, and my teacher and his son are switching schools! I can't believe it. Sasuke is moving! I mean, I could understand if it was just Kakashi… I mean, he could leave Sasuke here, right? Please back me up on this.
I just don't want to lose him. You know? I mean, he's really nice… And I've gotten used to him being there for dinner and whatnot. I mean, I'll miss him!
But there is a good part to the news! They're going to teach at your school! The best part? They'll be staying with your favorite teacher, Iruka! I know it sounds really weird, but it's true! Is Iruka always that much of a softie? I see why you like him! (Ha-ha)
Even better is that I'm helping them move into his house, so while I'm on break, you and I can hang out! Just name the time and place. I will be there (not like some weird-o super-hero). So, just mail me back! I can't wait to meet you…
Still, what is Iruka's son's name? I have a feeling Sasuke will be sharing a room with him… Unless if Kakashi's going to ravish your teacher on a nightly basis (something to warn him about), which is okay by me… Just make sure he knows how much of a pervert Kakashi is. And while you're at it, tell him never to let Kakashi near the stove. Ever. He set his own house on fire! Luckily my mom called the fire dept. before things got too bad…
Well, mom's calling… What a pain, huh? Well, hope to hear from you soon!
With kindness,
Sakura Haruno
Sakura got up from her desk, quite pleased with the letter she had just written, hoping that Sasuke would be living with good people. She didn't doubt Iruka's goodness; he seemed quite nice from what she heard. It was his son she worried about. Hinata often told her about his pranks and whatnot. She just hoped Sasuke wouldn't go insane.
With Naruto
Lying down in his own bed, he thought about how the rooms would turn out.
Three months, and then I get a roommate. Well, this should be interesting.
End Chapter
Ok, well, I attempted to make this chapter a little longer… 4 ½ pages… I could probably write a little more, but… I think I left off in a fairly good place, right? That's my problem. I can never find a good place to end on…
Reviewer replies:
Chi no hana: Well, it is the teenage years… XD
Black Gravitation: Yes! The potatoes!
Alchemist Neko-chan: No problem! I love updating quickly to keep people interested!
Faerie-killer: I like how I made Sakura… I'm proud of you for posting! Have a cookie!
Suicidal Affair: Thank you! I do too, incidentally! XD
SwtTom0-chan93: You learn something new everyday.
Avila7989: Updating! Yes!
Kari no Tenshi: I don't know yet… But at least I know how to finish it! Decided that last night…
Shinchan01: Like I said, I have issues on where to leave it off… I'm so bad at that sort of thing!
Sibbielee113: Kakashi got transferred to the school where Iruka teaches. In short.
Sexyspoonswillruleusall: Maybe… Maybe… I leave you in suspense! Though, I do have secret cameras… Who's to say if they belong to Sakura or not? (evil grin)
Rant
I am sick and tired of people hating Sakura and using horrid Japanese! Sakura can be annoying, yes. I will admit to her being annoying at times! But I don't think that she'd be all evil and PMS-y for him being gay. That is not the case! I don't think she'd hate anyone for being gay. Honestly, she's a-ok, and I think she might be pissed. Hell, I'd be pissed, too, if the boy I had a crush on turned gay/ was gay! Still, I wouldn't be a moron about it! And don't get me wrong, fanfics that make her a nice person who immediately treats Sasuke like her freakin' best "girlfriend" sicken me too. Things should be awkward for a while between Team 7! It's freaking normal for people to be different around each other after something like that! Honestly!
Now, about the Japanese… I hate it when people say stuff like "kuso baka". People are always like "it means damn idiot!"! No. It doesn't. It literally means. "Shit! You idiot!" And they don't even bother punctuating it. So, it means "Shit idiot!" Wow… your non-existent studying of the Japanese language makes me want to hit a baby. If you are going to attempt a language, at least study it. Take lessons. You might actually learn something! It really pisses me off when people don't even attempt at correction. Now, I will show you a crap selection of Japanese, then I will tell you want it means.
"Sasuke-teme, aishiteru."
"Dobe, watashi aishiteru anata."
"Sugoi!"
"Naruto-kun…"
"Teme…"
Ok, this is the best I can come up with for this. It literally means "Sasuke-bastard, I love you. Dead-last, I you loving. Wow! Naruto… Bastard…" Of course, people don't know that aishiteru is really truly loving. Something you will never hear, except between married couples. Not to mention how other people don't even bother with correct freaking grammar. It should be "Naruto-kun ga daisuki da." Meaning, they care a lot together, and he's being semi-nice/ teasing (usage, people, usage!) to Naruto.
End rant
Sorry, I needed to get that out. Well, review and stuff. And don't flame for the rant.
PS – Read my One-shot for sasusaku!