Postsecrets: The Naruto Chronicles
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NOTE: This chapter was written in a limited time-frame. Forgive for any short-ness.
With Sasuke and Kakashi
"Kakashi! Where are you?" Iruka's voice could be heard.
"Kakashi, should we be leaving yet?" Sasuke said in a hushed tone.
"I'm not moving until Gai is gone." Of course, Kakashi was very stubborn.
"Kakashi! Gai's gone! You can come out now!" Iruka's voice was once again heard.
"That's good. We can leave." As Sasuke moved to unlock the door, Kakashi held him back. "What is it now?"
"We can't trust him. Not if he doesn't know the secret word." Iruka started knocking on the door.
"Kakashi, get out here! I can't carry up your bookshelf!"
"What's the magic word?"
Outside the door, Iruka grimaced. "Please?"
"That is not the secret word," Kakashi stated very plainly.
"…" Iruka was obviously having to think this one through. "Salsa?"
Kakashi gave in and opened the door. "How did you know the word?" He was clearly stunned. Of course, Sasuke ran out, full speed.
"No more porn…" Sasuke was evidently disturbed about something. Kakashi looked at his retreating form.
Looking back at Iruka, he once again asked, "How did you know 'salsa' was the magic word?"
"I think you'd like spicy foods, and I remember Naruto's word is ramen. Therefore, I guessed yours was either 'enchilada' or 'salsa'. Then I thought about your love for those pornographic books, and I thought 'saucy'. And since salsa's a sauce…" Iruka trailed off, realizing Kakashi was staring at him. "A-are you upset?" Iruka didn't like people being upset with him.
"No… It's just… salsa!" With that, Kakashi ran downstairs in an attempt to hide his amazement from the other teacher.
"That was… strange," Iruka spoke to himself as he once again went down the stairs. These were going to be some strange months.
With Sakura
After Lee left, Sakura was ecstatic. She was never so happy to see someone leave! At least Ino didn't look as if she had mutant caterpillars crawl onto her face that died! Of course, Sasuke chose this moment to run into the room.
"Sakura… What are you doing in my room?" Sasuke was evidently confused.
"Ah! I got put in charge of organizing your books!" Sakura smiled at him.
"Of course. Would you mind going downstairs to ask Naruto for some help up here?"
"Are you sure? I could help you!" Sakura did not want her Sasuke getting molested by that Naruto!
"I think Naruto could do a better job of it than you."
At this moment, Sakura's mind went into panic mode. Are they sleeping together? No! I can't allow that! If only I knew how to seduce Sasuke… "I'm sure I could help with whatever it is!"
"Well, could you tell me where the hammer is, then? I want to hang up my wall-scroll and I don't think they want tape all over their walls."
Sakura paled. A… hammer? I thought those things because of a… hammer. "I'll go get Naruto."
"Thank you," Sasuke didn't quite understand why Sakura went from beet red to pale to sweaty. He suspected it was something that men just weren't made to understand. Thinking that, he simply went back to the task of putting up his books. He spotted his journal on the desk. Was she just sorting books, or was she reading this? Deciding to trust his friend of six years, he put up the book.
With Sakura
"Naruto! Do you know where the hammer is?"
"The garage… Why?"
"Well, you see, Sasuke was planning to put up a wall-scroll."
"Not in my room! I hate the guy!" Naruto was about to run out, when Sakura finally realized something.
"Naruto… Do you hate Sasuke?" That's so unfair! Sasuke feels so strongly about Naruto, and Naruto can't even return an ounce of that affection!
"I don't hate him…" Sakura sighed, content with Naruto's reply, "But if he hangs that up in my room, I will!"
Sakura once again paled, running after Naruto. It's now my mission to get Naruto and Sasuke together! I mean, if Sasuke's gay (and I think he is…), I want to make sure he gets a little bit of love! Maybe that will make his meeting me less regrettable!
"Naruto, wait!"
"What is it, Sakura?"
"Um… I don't know where to put what silverware! Could you help me out?"
"Umm… Ok?" Naruto was confused as to how anyone could be confused with putting up silverware, but decided to put up with it and help her.
Of course, this way, Sasuke never got his hammer.
Later that night
Dinner was very silent, with Sasuke angry about the lack of hammer, Naruto confused about how anyone could be confused with silverware, Iruka blushing for some unknown reason (Sasuke guessed it was seeing the expansive porn collection), Kakashi smiling for some unknown reason, and Sakura thinking about something. All of a sudden, Hinata showed up!
"Um… H-hello… Sakura, c-could you come home n-now? M-my father d-doesn't like me o-out pa-past dark…" Hinata managed to stutter though the silence.
"Sure! Umm… Yeah! See you later Sasuke, Naruto!"
"Hm," Sasuke's angst-y reply came.
"Bye." Naruto appeared to be distracted as well.
"Be safe!" Iruka was so trying to hide something.
"Don't have unprotected sex." Leave it to Kakashi to give the useful advice.
With Hinata
"Oh Hinata! Could you tell me something?"
"W-what is it Sa-sakura?"
"Do you remember Sasuke?"
"I-I j-just met him… So y-yes?" Hinata was confused.
"When did Naruto move here then?"
"A few years a-ago… W-why do you a-ask?" Hinata was still confused.
"Did he mention a kid named Sasuke?"
"H-he d-didn't talk at a-all, r-really…"
"Ah…" So there was a chance this was still the Naruto Sasuke was writing about.
"Of c-course, Naruto d-did write th-that po-postcard reply," she said, in almost a whisper.
"What postcard?" Sakura was interested.
"I-it was o-on p-postsecret…"
"Was it about a kid with a brother?" I know Sasuke wrote in a card, but I didn't think that was his!
"Y-yes. I th-think…"
"Oh my God! Hinata, I love you!" Sakura hugged her friend before dragging Hinata back to her home. "Come on, we have some plotting to do!"
"W-wait, Sakura! The entrance exam is tomorrow!" Poor Hinata, her voice was simply lost in Sakura's determined mind.
I will make sure he's happy, even if it makes them miserable in the process! Yeah!
In Naruto's Bedroom
As Sasuke made it into the room, Naruto ran past him, jumping on his bed. "Mine! Not yours! Mine!"
Sasuke simply sat down on his bed, tired from moving around heavy objects, spoke slowly. "I know, moron. Now let's get some sleep in. I'm beat"
"Hey! Who are you calling a moron!" Naruto was apparently offended.
"You… Moron."
"Mrg!" Naruto decided this would be a great moment to tackle Sasuke.
Of course, Sasuke didn't block, being so tired. Of course, Naruto jumped head first. Of course, this resulted in their lips touching. And, of course, Kakashi picked that moment to walk in. As soon as he walked in, the two boys shot away from each other, Naruto rubbing his lips with his hand, and Sasuke sitting there, blushing.
"Honestly, Sasuke, you've only known him two days. Don't rush these things, and if you must… wear a condom." Kakashi began to exit the room, before turning around and saying, "And Naruto, pillows are good noise blockers. Just because you and Sasuke want to engage in this tiring activity, doesn't mean Iruka and myself want to be kept up by it." With that final bit of advice, he left the room.
"That never happened," Naruto stated matter-of-factly, before turning around and going to sleep.
"Right…" Sasuke simply lay there, touching his lips, before letting sleep take him.
End Chapter
Once again, I'm sorry about the short-ness! I had to cut it short, because I have very little time to complete this (about 10 minutes), so I'm going to go on and respond to all reviews (they made me feel so great!)!
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