Rise
The Final Battle
The trembling earth failed to surprise The Great Swordsman, and he stood bravely holding forth his sword in the direction of the foul creature. Smoke and ash began to rise from the crumbling ground and a massive mechanical mess flew forth. Roaring in its towering stance, it leered down at him with its mecha eyes. In it's cockpit sat a smiling Ivan, just who had been expected. Ivan would never die that easily, and The Great Swordsman knew that.
"You have met you match Great Swordsman. Your sword and useless wreck of a car are powerless to my communist mecha technology." Ivan jeered, boasting lies of his power.
The Great Swordsman knew that these fools boasted like that, even when they had no real power. Ivan was bluffing, and he had already spotted the communists weakness.
"This territory is mine!" He stabbed his sword into the ground and gave a triumphant cry, marking his territory and rendering the mobile suit unable to touch him or move. Ivan was stuck in his own land now, and could only stare in shock.
"No! How could I have forgotten my one weakness?!" He bellowed, the hollow mecha responding with its own groan.
"Because, you are communist. And you're gay."
The Great Swordsman held his arm out triumphantly, a carbon copy- actually the real Audi all along since the other was the copy- tore up and landed beside him. He hopped in, his the gas and drove in reverse, pulling the trigger of a high power weapon inside and launching four missiles at Ivan. These missiles bombed him head on and he was unable to leave his country so he died and burnt in oblivion.
"At last! The end of Mega-Ivan, communist terror!" He said over loudspeaker, and drove off.
As he drove, he melded away into crackling blackness and back to his own world. He melded away into the shadows, having in full now the power of alchemy. The Great Swordsman had risen once more.
And so our tale ends here, with our hero at yet another victory. Where and when will he and his foes meet again? Who knows.