Postsecrets: The Naruto Chronicles
Disclaimy-ness: I don't own Naruto or postsecret. I simply write about them for fun. I do not profit off of the story.
Warning: Lemon-ish scene starting this chapter. It should be safe once you see the With Iruka tag.
In Naruto's bedroom
"Well?" Sasuke asked, getting impatient. He wanted to know why Naruto remembered, and why he had ever forgotten in the first place.
"Sasuke…" Naruto said, looking sad. "Do I really need to tell you?"
"Yes, dammit! Naruto, I care about you!" Sasuke said loudly. He was afraid to speak too loudly, or else Kakashi might hear him. "Please, tell me."
Naruto looked down before deciding to move. He did not want to tell Sasuke about the dreams, the unpleasant memories, or the pleasant memories. He didn't want Sasuke to know about it. He didn't want Sasuke to know about that time… The time when he… Naruto stopped that train of thought, before bringing his lips down to meet the lips of Sasuke.
Sasuke was shocked when he felt the other's lips on his own. However, he knew Naruto didn't want to tell him. The kiss was awkward, and he noticed it, when Naruto attempted to slide his tongue in between Sasuke's lips. It was then Sasuke pulled away.
"Moron, what are you doing?"
"Don't you see Sasuke?" Naruto said, through lust-clouded eyes. "I want you…" With those words, Naruto pushed Sasuke over.
"You're not thinking clearly, Naruto," Sasuke said angrily.
"I'm thinking clearly… I clearly want you, Sasuke." Naruto spoke in a lusty voice, a voice Sasuke did not recognize.
"Idiot, think. Just a few moments ago you hated me! Come on, you aren't thinking right!" Sasuke said, letting his voice just barely rise. Even if he did want it, Naruto wasn't thinking clearly. He did not want Naruto to regret it, and hate him forever because of it. One night of pleasure was not worth a lifetime of pain… Or was it? Would Naruto really regret it? Sasuke thought these thoughts as he brought himself over to Naruto, who still was not thinking straight (no pun intended).
"Mmmngh… Sasuke… I need you…" Naruto moaned. He wanted Sasuke in him.
"Naruto…" Sasuke gasped as he felt Naruto's hand slide underneath his clothing, feeling him.
"Sasuke…" Naruto let Sasuke's name spill from his lips as though it were solid gold, or another precious metal. He slowly brought his lips to the band on Sasuke's pajamas. He slowly began to lick the skin there, starting with just the tip of his tongue, followed by the whole wet organ, slithering over the pale skin like a snake.
Sasuke gasped, feeling something wet go over his skin. He moaned loudly, but not too loudly. He did not want to lose sleeping next to the moron. Which was why he needed to stop this.
"Naruto… Mmm... stop…" Sasuke moaned out. The moaning only encouraged Naruto more.
"You like it, don't you?" Naruto said, still in his lusty voice. He grabbed Sasuke's crotch through the thick cloth. "Do you really want me to stop?" Naruto asked, beginning to rub Sasuke's member through the coarse material. "Well?"
Sasuke moaned, a lot louder than the time before. He then heard some footsteps coming to the door. "Naruto, stop." He was finally able to manage some force into his voice.
"Why?" Naruto said, just beginning to take off Sasuke's pants.
Sasuke hissed at the cold air coming onto his lower regions as Naruto began to slide his fingers down into his shorts. Slowly, Naruto began to rub at the base of the hard object.
"Iruka's coming…" Sasuke let out a final moan before Naruto moved away, taking with him the sensual fingers that had been stoking Sasuke's base just a moment earlier.
With Iruka
Damn Kakashi… I cannot believe he is plotting revenge on a manatee by sewing… that! Iruka thought, as he slowly walked down the hallway, carrying an unconscious Kakashi. He had thought to leave Kakashi fainted on the table, but he didn't want to clean up drool in the morning. Getting up the stairs was troublesome, but cleaning up another man's spit was just disgusting. He decided to let Kakashi sleep with him, as his room was closer to the stairs. He was getting tired of carrying the older man. Pajamas would be an issue, but Iruka would deal with that issue once Kakashi was on his bed. However, another issue arose when he heard a moan coming from Naruto's room. Not a moan of pain, either. A moan of pleasure.
"Naruto? Are you two ok?" Iruka asked in a quiet fashion, so he wouldn't wake Kakashi up.
"Yes, I'm fine!" Naruto yelled back, once again sober from lust.
"Alright… Try not to get too noisy, though!" Iruka decided it was just his imagination. Naruto did not sound like his mouth was full of anything, nor did he sound like he was moaning.
"Ok!" Sasuke answered this time, also seemingly normal. With that, Iruka decided it was best to continue his trek to his own bedroom, Kakashi in tote.
Iruka walked into his room, still carrying Kakashi. Iruka made a mental note to put Kakashi on a diet, and threw him on the bed. Blushing, Iruka thought about the pajama issue. He listed the pros and cons in his head.
All of a sudden, two little creatures popped up in his head. Only, these weren't the usual good-evil, angel-devil type things most people would see. No, that would be too normal. Instead Iruka saw a pony and a donkey.
"I really need some sleep…" Iruka said to himself.
"Wait! Before you decide, listen to me!" said the little pony. It was mauve.
"No, listen to me!" said the donkey. It was grey, like regular donkeys. Only, this donkey had red eyes. And instead of buck teeth, it had vampire teeth.
Then a poof was heard. Iruka saw before him… a vampire duck!
"Is there a gas leak? First a purple manatee, now a vampire duck, an evil ass, and a mauve pony. Let me guess what's next, a green unicorn?" Iruka spoke to the evil/ good little woodland/ farm/ vampire creatures.
"No, he was rejected from the service from spreading too many rainbows," the pony said.
Iruka sighed. Apparently these figments of his imagination were not going away anytime soon. "Well, what is it you want to tell me?"
"I'm here to say that you must change Kakashi into pajamas! He could get cold!" the donkey said. "And you could also see his tight ass! Admit it, you want to see it!"
The pony interjected, "Why change into pajamas? Think, you could wake him up by giving him a blowjob! Then you get the whole bed to yourself!"
Iruka blushed, looking expectantly at the vampire duck. "Well?"
"Well what?" asked the vampire duck.
"Aren't you going to tell me what to do?"
"No, I just think it's funny to see those two fight."
"Oh." Iruka looked at the other two animals, which were fighting. "Aren't you going to stop them?"
"Why?"
"If not, could you leave?"
"Oh… Yes, I suppose we could." The duck turned away from Iruka. "Come on, you two."
"Alright…"
"I guess…"
"Just remember to listen to your heart, and not little woodland creatures!" With those words, the woodland creatures were off. Iruka waved them good-bye, and made a mental note to check for any gas leaks in his home the next day. Perhaps he should listen to the pony…
With those thoughts, Iruka moved over to the dresser, getting out a pair of pajamas for himself and Kakashi. He decided to wake up Kakashi to get some bed clothes on. After all, it was never wise to listen to dis-colored woodland creatures.
Outside the Umino household
That night, Sakura had decided to get back at Iruka, whom she had learned was responsible for the sexual education class. Of course, her mother was more the person at fault, but when you need revenge, you need revenge. So, she did the sanest thing there was to do.
She got together her various friends who were also enraged by the sexual education class. Such people included Lee (who was really just there to spend time with Sakura), Gaara (who was really just there to spend time with Lee and to plot against Sakura), Temari (who was really just there to make sure Gaara didn't rape Lee/ kill Sakura), Shikamaru (who was dragged there by Temari with a threat of no sex), and Kankuro (who was just there to laugh at the morons). Then, they plotted. Such plots included discolored animals, vampires, and some puppeteering.
They then began to put their plan into action. Lee was originally going to dress up as a green unicorn, but the outfit took too long, so they dyed the outfit purple, but it turned into this mauve color. So, Lee was a mauve pony, who would be the first to appear. Because Kankuro has a leftover donkey costume from the last Halloween, he decided to wear that. Then, Gaara has spilled some red paint on the costume. Just to be funny, Temari added some fangs. Thus, there was a vampire ass. Kankuro also wanted to use a puppet, so a vampire duck was spawned. The duck would be voiced by Shikamaru, just because it was easier than putting on a costume.
Finally, they put their plan into action. Now, they were sitting outside the Umino household, trying not to laugh too hard.
"That was awesome!" Temari whispered to Shikamaru, who was glad that he would have sex.
Gaara looked at Lee, who was flirting with Sakura, and stood up to walk over to the two. He would not lose to the female. After all, he was clearly awesomer. Somewhere, other people were wondering if awesomer was a word (it isn't).
Temari shook her head at the sight. She didn't want Gaara to get hurt, but it was evident that he would if he kept on following Lee. She made a mental note to find Gaara a more suitable boyfriend with less fuzzy eyebrows as she snuggled into Shikamaru's chest.
A few moments later, the group left, for a fear of being discovered was great. As they left, a surprised yell was heard from the window above them.
With Iruka
Iruka was attempting to wake Kakashi up, when he noticed Kakashi was holding a pillow. Iruka could simply not bring himself to stop the cute moment. Even if that was his pillow, and he'd miss sleeping with it.
Then, Kakashi began moaning a little. Iruka blushed, seeing Kakashi laying there. Kakashi slowly began to move closer to the pillow. Iruka paused in his thoughts for a moment before deciding to end the scene. Snuggling with the pillow was one thing, but having sex with the pillow? That was another matter entirely.
Iruka moved over to shake Kakashi awake, and tell him that he was about to have sex with a pillow, but when Iruka did so, Kakashi grabbed his arm. Then he started to hug the appendage.
Iruka attempted to get his arm away from Kakashi, but to no avail. Deciding it would be better not to wake Kakashi up, he fell asleep.
Kakashi smiled as he felt the body fall down next to him. So Iruka did like him. Still, something would have to be done about those woodland creatures.
Tomorrow morning… Kakashi thought, as he too allowed himself to be taken by the sweet poison we call sleep.
Next morning
The next morning, Iruka awoke to find Kakashi was not next to him again. Iruka once again wondered somewhere if he was really that bad to sleep next to.
Naruto was blushing every time he saw Sasuke, and Sasuke was staying a healthy distance from Naruto.
In truth, Kakashi was in the kitchen getting into his blue ferret costume. At first sight, Sasuke nearly smiled. Just nearly. But, he could not smile because of Naruto. What had made him remember?
"Kakashi… What are you doing in a blue ferret costume?"
"I'm going to destroy a manatee. If I don't come back alive, make sure my porn is buried with me," Kakashi said this seriously. Sasuke didn't doubt he was. After all, Kakashi's porn collection could fill a whole graveyard, if one felt like burying pornography over dead people. Luckily, no one had ever heard of anyone that did want to be buried with their porn, so graveyards were safe for the moment.
"Good luck with that," Sasuke said as he made his toast. He remembered making toast with Naruto. That was good toast. Oh, the toast of the past…
At the school
Once more, it was time for elective periods. But something was off about this certain day. Some thought that it was that the art teacher wasn't in the classroom, but then they remembered he was late everyday.
They then saw the art teacher in a ferret suit. Wait, not a ferret suit… A blue ferret suit. It didn't help that he was walking down the hall to the news room.
"So, I was thinking we could have the deputy bossing around some cheerleaders, maybe give a little…" Kiba stopped talking as soon as he saw what Kakashi was wearing. In perhaps 5 seconds, whatever respect there had been for Kakashi was gone.
"Where is Gai?" Kakashi said, trying to give off a death glare. The ferret suit was not helping his stoic-ness, though.
Lee began to cry. "Our youthful teacher came down with a cold! Why is the world of germs so cruel? Why? Why?" He began to bang his head on the desk with each "why?".
"Sick?" Kakashi's world was turned upside down with this statement. He hadn't brought a change of clothes, and Gai was sick? "Damn that manatee…"
"Manatee!" Lee began sobbing louder, and began banging his head on the desk harder.
"I'm starting to think you were the manatee, Lee…" Naruto said, concerned.
"No, it was Shikamaru!" Lee sobbed harder. People wondered how many brain cells he was losing, and felt sorry for him because of his loss.
Kakashi stopped right there, before running out the door. Shikamaru was in debate, right?
In Debate
"Shikamaru, why are you afraid?" Hinata said, looking at her pale friend.
"Ferret…" And with that, Shikamaru fainted. Slowly, Hinata turned around.
"Mr… H-Hatake?" Hinata asked, afraid to know the answer.
Sasuke chose that moment to walk into the room. "Kakashi?"
"I have exacted my revenge," Kakashi said, in a manner that would insinuate a great battle being won, only with discolored animals. "Have a nice day, Sasuke. Here's your lunch."
With that, Kakashi left the room, his revenge exacted.
End Chapter
Well, how'd you like it? I thought it was quite good, quite good… XD I'm glad that I finally got around to writing a lemon (sort of)! It was my first, and I'd like to know what you thought! Please tell me in the review, and tell me some things to improve! Thanksies!
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Replies:
Kari no Tenshi: Don't die! I just dedicated this to you! You can survive the exams! Just like that song… I will survive… XD
BeuitifulDisgrace246: They aren't quite hooked up yet… Sakura and the crew will have a role, believe it! XD
ladywolfTerri: Fetish club! Yay! Fetishes! Yay! XD
Sonicfanatic: Your inner conversations still crack me up! XD
Herrliche Lilie: Do take some time! Though, the light jig would be crazy easy to learn… Just some simple steps in that one. Even if it is evil… XP
In other news, I'm dedicating chapters to reviewers now! Last chapter is dedicated to Black Gravitation, who I wish a happy birthday (if a bit late…)! This chapter I dedicate to one of my most dedicated reviewers, Kari no Tenshi, who always writes long reviews, and is overall awesome! Just like the rest of you!
Contest: Come up with a new summary to attract more reviewers!
Well, R&R! I can't wait to hear from you guys! Sorry for the wait… I had writer's block, which also explains why this chapter is a little short.