Rating: M( Drugs and stuff...)

Pairings: NaruXSasu, one sided GaaraXNaru, SakuXRock Lee

OcXKakashi, one sided OcXItachi, ItachiXKisami, IrukaXOC, ZabuzaXHaku And other pairings...

- Mya! -

Chapter one

The joy of fall and a new school year!

S short girl with bright red eyes an orange scarf in a brown vest pleated checkerd skirt and the emblim form tokyo elementry kicks a can high into the air "WOOO! Onii-chan did you see that!?" Sasuke sighs and pulls on the coller of the white shirt under his gray blazer. "Yeah I saw..." The girl spins on her brown lofer's heel her long scarf twirls in the fall wind along with leaves from a neer by tree she pulls on her leg warmers that have a picture of Bankin man on them. "C'mon what did I tell you say my name!" Sasuke sighs and his breath is seen through his navy scarf he kicks a rock scuffing his black dress shoes "Nyaa...san..." the hyper active brunette squeels "It sounds so grown up!" Sasuke gently slams his fist on top of the shorter girls head "Then call me Sasuke not Onii-chan!" the brunette grabs her head pretending it hurt "OWWW! Onii-chan hit me!" Itachi pats the small brunet on the head "Aw Sasuke why did you do that to poor little Nyaa?" Sasuke mumbles something under his breath. Itachi wraps his arms around Sasuke's neck form behind "Hey what's your problem?" Sasuke glares at the older raven haired man "If you not careful Nyaa's Yaoi incest scanners will go off and-" Nyya snaps a picture with her pink cat head camera "Got ya!" Sasuke Reaches out for the brunetts camera accidenty tripping over His black dress pants causing him and Itachi to fall down with Itachi on top of Sasuke. "Yay!! Yaoi incest bananza!!!!" She snaps several pictures form several diffrent angles Sasuke dusts off his ass "Are you happy with your shots?..." Nyaa spins around "Very much so." Itachi pats the brunette on the head "Those arn't going in the news paper like last time right?" Nyaa smiles brightly "Nope these are going on the Yaoi wall!" Sasuke pulls out a pen and writes on his hand "Note to self: burn down Nyaa's wall..." Nyaa pounces on Sasuke's back "Then I'll have to live with you Onii-chan!" Sasuke scratches out the note Itachi looks thoughtfully into the autum sky "With Kisami moving in your sensors will be going off every five minets..." Sasuek freezes "You an do that in your room..." Itachi giggles and Nyaa stands there with a rather strange blank look on hr face "Do what?" Sasuke grabs the brunette's hand "You don't need to know your to young." Nyaa kicks her leggs and flails her free arm "NYO! I want to NYO!!!" The three walk into a gate that's being entered by a group of several diffrent types of students. the sign reads The newly made Ninja Speed High. Sasuke looks for an empty seat in the stadium Nyaa had run off to go sit with some of her friends and his brother was seated up on the stage next to Kisami and a few of the other teachers were looking rather green from eves dropping on their conversation as the lights die down Sasuke spots a seat next to a short blonde person near the isle he takes it. Sasuke taps the blonde on the shoulder the man turns around "Do you mind if I sit here?" The blonde shakes his head and a red head looks over his shoulder. Sasuke looks over the blonde is wearing the same blazer as him but insted of a white dress shirt he has a orange shirt on under it he has tree scars on the side of his face he can see his skin is tanned and he has large blue eyes. The blonde turns to the brunette "Hey are you from Ninja high?" Sasuke nodds the blonde turns to the red head the red head glares at the brunette and he blonde turns to him again "I'm Naruto Uzumaki and this here is Gaara were from Speed high." Sasuke smiles "Nice to meet you both I'm Sasuke Uchia..." The blonde smiles at the brunette ant the lights begin to dim down. An elderly man steps up the the mike his suit is gray and he has on a black tie with the schools emblim on it "Hellow students of Speed and Ninja high. I am Mr. Hokage I am the principal of this new school...As you all know Our school Ninja high has combined with Speed high for budget cuts...Creating the all new Ninja speed high and along with the schools names being combined our student body has been as well... With this I have much to say...Though your back grounds and family lives are diffrent inside we are all the same blood and organs and all it dosn't matter what else just remember you are all human beings...Now let us introduce our new teachers up first is our Agraculture and Hortaculture teacher Mr. Ochimaru."

A tall man with long hair with a wite lab coat comes up to the mike he reaches into his pocket and puls out a small garder smake the snake coils up his arm and wraps around his neck and rests there the man pushes his glasses up his nose "I am Ochimaru I teach about animal science and plants how ever I specialize in reptiles and rare and deadly plants but you won't be learning about those if you ever need to know any thing about reptiles or plants don't be afraid to come up to the building and ask. I look forward to seeing you all in my classes." Several women clap and a girl behind Sasuke tells her friend to reminder to ask how he dose his make up so well. The elder man comes up again "And now our new mental health teacher." a screem is herd and it is no other than Nyaa her self "Go Itcha Chan!!!" Itachi waves in the direction of the brunette he then turns to the mike and looks directly at Sasuke and waves Sasuke reluctantly waves back."Hellow students and shcool body My name is Itachi Uchia I'm the oder brother of both Sasuke Uchia and Nyaa I teach mental health my faveorite things are sweets and colecting new and fancy wepons...Um...oh yeah I'm the youngest teacher here! Well that's all I can think of see you all in class!" Nyaa shouts again from the croud and several girls squeel. the blonde pokes Sasuke's shoulder "Your brothers a teacher here that's goanna be rough." Sasuke slides down in his seat "My brother in law works here to..." Naruto smiles "Wow so you have an older sister to?" Sasuke laughs "No Itachi is gay." now it's Naruto's turn to laugh " Now your family must be real proud of that." Sasuke grins "Their twirling in their graves..." Naruto coughs "Oh sorry man know how you feel my parents died in a car crash that's where I got these scars." Sasuke sits up "My family died in a crash as well he pulls down the coller of his shirt "It left me with this scar..." Naruto and Sasuke stare at each other with wide eyes "The great"

"Konoha crash..." Naruto blinks "So then your the other one who lost his family..." Sasuke nodds Gaara taps the blonde on the shoulder "What the hell is going on over there?" Naruto turns to the red head "Oh you remember that crash I told you about this guy was the other kid who lost his parents." Gaara looks at Sasuke who looks at him "He dosn't look like that picture." Naruto nodds "Well he must have grown up or-" Sasuke taps the blonde on the shoulder "What picture?' Naruto scratches the back of his head oh yeah right!" He pulls out a small black walet and flips it open there is a picture of a small boy with raven black hair with a dazed look in his red eyes his hand is intwined in a small blonde boys with three marks on each cheek blood still trickiling from them on the corner is written the date that Sasuke's parents died. The blonde flicks closed the wallet. "Myaa! That's how I recognised you just took a while you know! " Sasuke blinks "I don't have a memory of that at all I don't remember any thing like that..." Naruto blinks "Well you were pretty messed up...Your brother I guess came and took you away and you just started screeming...It was really freaky man but those red eyes are a give away no dought that your the same and come to think of it that guy with the long hair looks familiar to." Sasuke turns around "Why don't I remember any of this that boy in the picture was definately me... Is it possible that I blacked it out." Sasuke shakes his head "Sorry but I really don't remember any thing about the crash..." Naruto sits back in his seat "Woah check out the surgon mask guy with silver hair to weard!"

The oddly dressed man walks up to the mike "Hellow My name is Kakashi Hatake I am your entering into adult hood teacher...I'm thirty one and I read a series of books that most of you are unfamiliar to...I look forward to seeing you all in my classes." Sasuke sighs "Nyaa has a thing for guys with two colored eyes and silver hair looks like she'll be stalking our new sexed teacher...goodie."

over at Nyaa

"Oh my god that guy was so Hott I think I just found my new man!"

over at Sasuke

Naruto taps the brunette on the shoulder "Dude that creepy guy was the last one than we go to classes you want to come up on the roof with me and my buds?" Sasuke blinks again "Um I have to get my siste- I mean I have to get my friend Nyaa first..." Naruto smiles "No problem I'd like to meet her." Sasuke smiles "You won't feel that way long..."

"SAASSSUUUKKKEE!!!" Naruto smiles as the hyper active brunette latches on to Sasuke's arm. "Cute girl she our girl friend?" Sasuke blushes and Nyaa detaches off of Sasuke and bows to the red head and blonde "I'm Nyaa Sasuke sister." Naruto looks form the brunette to Sasuke "Ne! I don't see the resemblance besides the red eyes any way..." Sasuke looks at Nyaa "Come to think of it isn't red eyes an Uchia trait...strange..." Nyaa smiles "That guy had red eyes to well at least one of them was..." Gaara walks over to the girl "Have we met before?" Nyaa blinks "Um..I don't think so Uh Mr..." Naruto smiles "This is Gaara..." Nyaa smiles "Gaara! Mr Gaara I don't think I've ever met you before!" Gaara shrugs his shoulders "Never mind let's head up to the roof then Serif has my lunch..." Naruto pounces on his back "You dog getting her to make you a lunch!" Gaara looks at the blonde "I told you I only like you..." Naruto rests his fore head on Gaara's "Yeah right. You jokester I know your not gay..." click! Naruto and Gaara turn to see a very happy Nyaa and her pink camera "This is going on my wall..." Naruto and Gaara look at Sasuke "Wall?" Sasuke scratches the back of his head "Long story..."

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Roof!

A blonde girl with four pittails Brushes off her school skirt. A tall boy wearing an animals rights hoodie (with the hood up) under his blazer feeds his dog that isn't allowed on campus any way. A girl with brown hair in a yellow shirt wearing the boys pants uniform sits quietly and sharpens a large knife. A girl with two colored hiar wearing the boys uniform with a red tank top under it Reads a cureousily titled book. A girl with long black hair wearign the girls uniform but with jenes on under it flicks through a magazene titled today's cosplay. Gaara coughs and every turns to them "Hey Gaara!" The brunte shouts and his dog barks. "Hey Gaara what's wiht the two chicks?" The girl with the knife asks.Sasuke growls Naruto laughs "I'll intorduce you guys." Every one looks at the blonde and the two brunetts "The taller one here Is Sasuke Uchia he's related to that one dude mental health or something...And the short one here wearing a school uniform that isn't ours is his little sister Nyaa...Uchia I geuss.." The girl with the knife looks at the small girl "Shouldn't the she be in middle school?" Sasuke sighs "She's incredbly inteligent.." the said girl is sitting next to the dog who jumps on her and begins licking her face. "Most of the time..." The blonde girl smiles "Well let me intorduce my self I'm Temeri Gaara's older sister." The brunette with the dog smiles "I'm Kiba this here is Akimaru." The girl with the knife casually throws it down next to her foot "Tenten." The girl with multicolored hair smiles at the two putting down her book titled: Itcha Itcha Paradise. "I'm Serif." The girl with tblack hair studders quietly and begins fidjeting her fingers "I'm Xaili..." Sasuek smiles "Nyaa has a friend of hers that would get along with..." The two stand up "Shit we forgot..." Nyaa finishes the sentance "Every one..." Gaara and Naruto looks confused at the two "What the fuck?" Nyaa laughs nerveousily "We weresupposed to meet all our friends in home room were all in class one.." The seven look at them "Were also in class one..." Kiba jumps "Crap I told Sakura we'd meet her at home room!" Tenten stands up tucking her kinfe into her pocket "Looks like we all might as well head down there who knows what that stuped Pink haired Prep has gotten her self into." Sasuek laughs and scratches the back of his head "I have a feeling that this Sakura has met Our friend Ino unfortunitely..."

- Mya! -

Home room!

"Fore head!" A tall girl with long blonde hair in the girls uniform shouts at a pink haired girl also in the girls uniform "Ino Pig!" Sasuke Naruto and every one walk in And spot the two girls in an agument of insults. Sasuek grabs Ino's arms and naruto grabs Sakura though she is bigger than him "You Baka! Pig!" The blonde growls "Woah! Looks like a plane is comign in for a landing and got you confused with a plane strip Fore head!" Nyaa walks over to Ino and flicks her on the nose then turns and dose the same to the pink haired girl the two fall to the ground and hold their noses "Ow!" The two glare up at the brunette "Nyaa why did you do that!?" The pink haired girl growls "Who do you think you are!?" Naruto laughs and pats the girl on the head Tenten comes up next to her "You've got to show me that..." The brunette smiles catily "Mya! It's just a preasure point no big." A brunette with a furry mop cut and bushy eye brows waks over to Sasuke and Nyaa "You guys are late!" A brunette laying on top of the heater wearing a white tee shirt that says Born to be lazy Lets out a sigh and stands "You two are so bothersome...How like women ...and Sasuke..." Tenten walks over to the brunette "Who do you think you are!?" The brunette looks at the girl through half lidded eyes "Shikamaru...The most intelagent person in this school I should be in collage...But that's bothersome to.." The girl growls "Why you!" A girl with black hair pulled into a bun and wraped into fabric wearign the boys uniform grabs Tenten's fist "Please Don't fight it's only the first day..." Tenten blushes and scratches the back of her head "Well okay." The raven haired girl smiles brightly "I'm Haku by the way." Sasuke lets out an aggrivated sigh after seeing many of the boys faces "He is a guy..." The boys look at Sasuke in disbelif "What!?" Haku laughs nerveousily "I guess it is easy to confuse me for a girl even in the boys uniform after all." Serif puts her arm around the suprised person "Don't feel bad even if I'm not wearing clothing like this people think I'm a guy." Xaili smiles "Thats' because you wear men's clothing..." The half blonde glares at the girl "Shut up!" A boy with long black hair walks over to the three "Your all such children losers." Tenten glares into the boys white eyes "Who are you callin loser loser?" A quiet girl with the same eyes as his fidjets uneasily Nyaa notices "Hinata-chan!" She glomps the girl who laughs uneasily "Good morning Nyaa-chan..." The brunette pokes the cloud eyed girls cheek "It's either Mrs President or Nyaa-san now" Hinata smiles "Okay Nyaa-san" The brunete huggs her again "Your so cute.." Naruto pokes Sasuke "Would you introduce us to your other friends?" Sasuke blinks "Oh yeah sorry ." Sasuke points to the raven haired person currently in an insult battle with Tenten "That there is Neji he's a jerk but we keep him around to do our home work." The moves to the bushy brow "That there is Rock Lee Hes' pretty cool just ignore the looks." Sasuke moves to the girl currently being glompified by Nyaa "Tahts' Hinata She's really shy hates gettign attention drawn to her self but she's Nyaa's best friend weard combination." Sasuke moves to the girly looking boy who was trying to stop the argument between Tenten and Neji "That is Haku...He may look like a girl but I woudn't get on his bad side If you'd seen him fight youd know why..." He points the blonde girl currently again arguing with the pinkette "That is Ino...She's kinda smart..." He points to the boy that was yet again laying on the heater "That is Shikamaru the most intelligent student in Ninja high the teachers even ask him for help though he dosn't he's also really really lazy all he dose is sleep and cut class..." Naruto smiles "He and Tenten will be hanging out togeather alot all she dose is cut class however He'll have to teach her how not to get held back. She's about a year older than us." Sasuke smiles "Neji got held back for callign the teacher a dork. And Rock Lee was a trnasfer student he got kicked out from his old school for Impersonateing his unkle." Naruto smiles "I think our friends will get along okay after a while...Hey wheres' Sensei?" Sasuke looks around the room Nyaa spins off of Hinata leaving her dizzy and walks over to Sasuek "Itachi-nee said that his home room was one isn't that this class?" Sasuke coughs "W-What W-We have Itachi for home base..." Sasuke slams his fist aginst the chalk board "I live with the guy a now I have to spend two periods with him to...No three...My life is over..." Nyaa scratches her head "I wonder where Onee-chan went"

We don't want to know...

"Wow that was fun Kisami-kun..." The pale person wraps his arm around the shirtless brunette "Wasn't it?" Itachi giggles "I wonder what my home room is doing.." Kisami smiles "I don't have a home room..." Itachi runs a finger under Kisami's chin "You can spend the mornings with me then." The bluenette huggs the red eyes Uchia "Awsome!"

back at home room

Tenten throws another desk on the bon fire "Whew throwing these things around is really hard..." Nyaa jumps up "No no stop!"

Sasuke smiles'bout time someone stoped this' Nyaa lifts up a desk and throws it in "You have to use your leggs!" Tenten picks up another desk and throws it on "Like that?' Nyaa smiles and tosses a computer in "Yep." Sasuke sighs and sits on one of the remaining desks 'So much for Nyaa being a good example I feel bad for...Thats' right she dosn't have parents...Maybe I should ask her to move in with us...Maybe I will.' "Hey what cha thinkin about?" Sasuke looks up and sees the blonde had brought him a canned coffie he takes it and Naruto sits down next to him on the desk "I was thinking about asking Nyaa to move in with me Itachi and Kisami..." Naruto looks suprised at the brunette "You sister dosn't live with you?" Sasuke sighs "She's not really my sister we just look at her as a sister she lives next door and stuff so we just gradjully started calling her our sister...She dosn't have a family and she dosn't have a last name either it's really strange." Naruto sctaches his head "Sure is...Well if she lives next door to you and she's not your sister wouldn't it be strange having her live with you?" Sasuke shaves his head "I could never feel like that about her she's the little kid that nobody can get sick of besides Itachi is thinking about adopting her any way so she'll most likely be our sister...I guess after she gets adopted she'll move in with us but I think I'll ask her any way I don't like the idea of her living alone...She's really good at making boxed lunches but the last time i was at her house all I saw was instant curry ramin and Yaki-Imo wrapers she dosn't eat right and she's going to get sick soon she dose every fall and winter she dosn't have a heater at her house she she often stays with us during the winter any way and during summer her apartment gets really hot and she stays with us then to so she basically lives there and on top of that she dosn't do very good destpite being so smart cause her job keeps her up till late hours of the night and she dosn't get her homework done..." Naruto looks sadly at the small smiling girl "She's just like me..." Sasuke looks suprised at the blonde "Every thing you just said bascially describes my life to...It's really hard living on your own..." Naruto's eyes are slightly glassy and he looks fondly at the brunettes and Rock lee telling them it's not right to burn school property. "After the accident...I went to live with a bunch of relitives each one was wore than the last..I finally ran away when I was twelve...I wrote my family a letter saying I had gotten an apartment and that I would live on my own...No one has contacted me since..I had no friends no family I was just an empty shell til I met Gaara and every one.."

A young boy with short red hair a girl with short blonde hair and an older boy with brown hair stand on a playground the red head sits on the wall teh blonde is talkign to some other girls and the brunette is sitting alone on top of the jungle gym. A small blonde boy wearing an ornage teeshirt and blue shorts walks over to the red head "M-May I sit here?" The red head looks at the blonde "I don't see anyone stoping you." The blonde sits bown and the red head begins sipping is canned juce. The blonde begins kicking his feet "I'm Naruto whats' your name?" The red head looks at the blonde "I'm Gaara...Arn't you the kid that lives with that newlywed couple?" Naruto flinches "Y-Yeah..." He pulls down his sleve trying to cover up a bruse but exposes the one on his neck... The red head blinks "Those look like thay really hurt..." Naruto nodds Gara sets down his juce "Waite right here.." The blonde nodds and watches the red head go over to the blonde who pulls out a tube from her purse and hands it to the red head he then comes back over to the blonde "Roll up your sleve. " The blonde dose as he's told the red head smeers some cream on his finger and rubs it on the bruse the blonde flinches. The red head puts the cream on his neck "Hey do you want to coem to my house my mom wouldn't mind..." Naruto smiles "My family woun't care either...I've never had a friend before..." Gaara smiles "Me neither but hey that's okay." The two smile

Sasuke smiels "That's really sad how your family abused you..." Naruto scratches his head "Well they blamed me for my family so you know." Sasuke nodds "I see..I can't remember my parents at all I've seen pictures and some picura of the four of us but I can't remember..." Naruto smiles "I think the teacher is here..." Sasuke looks at the door oh no..." Itachi stairs in disbelif at his room "W-What the!? What happened here!?" Nyaa throws the desk she was carrying "Onee-chan!!!!" The bruntte runs over to Itachi and huggs him "Zree!My Onee-Chan!" Kisami Wraps his arms around Itachi's shoulders "No My Itachi." Nyaa looks up at the taller man and swings around and glomps him "Kisami-Chan!" The bluenette pats her on the head "I guess it has been a while since you saw me by the way that yellow tail boxed lunch was great." she smiles "Glad you liked it!" Itachi looks around his room Tenten and Serif were currently dancing around the fire Rock-Lee had given up trying to stop them Shikamaru was sleeping on the heater. "NANI! M-My room!" Itwachoi sits on the ground and begins crying every one stops what they were doing and the blunette tries to calm the sobbing brunette "Y-You knds are so mean! It's only the first day! How could you!?" every one looks down at the ground feeling some pity for the sobbign man well except for Nyaa because of her attention span has diappered. She rutuens lugging three desks "Hey i found an empty room you guys! let's just take it from there!" the kids nodd Itachi is to busy crting and Kisame is to busey trying to get the younger to stop to notice. Nyaa sits down on the window sill the window was open "Ah! So nice out..." she leans out the window looking down at the ground that was pretty far away "Woah! Everyone looks so small form up here." Sasuke spins "NANI! Nyaa get out of thet right now you'll fall and splatter like an ant!" Nyaa looks over at the freting brunette she smiles wickedly "Ahj! O no I'm falling!" She grabs the edge of the window and flips out so that she' shanging off the edge. "Ah! Nyaa!" Sasuke leans out the other window and looks at the gound to see Nyaa smirking hanging from the window sill "Hey the window to that hot silver haired guy is open." she flips into the window and Sasujke stairs shocked 'since when could Nyaa do something so agile like that It's impossible...Not even Haku could have pulled that off...' Haku sneezes in the boys room.

Sasuke shakes his head "This is so strange since when was Nyaa so good at acrobatics...then again..."

Flash back

Sasuke snores happily untill his alarm goes off Nyaa watches form her bedroom "te he Sasuke-onii is so funny in the morning..." she jumps out her window grabs on to the metal balcony bars the sasukes' room pulling her sef up and standing on the small thin metal bars "ONII-CHAN!" Sasuke spins around "Gah! Nyaa how did you!? when did you!?'" The brunette smiles brightly

End flash back

Sasuke sighs 'I guess it's not that strange after all...'

chapter one end because i can!