Kyle: Cartman, what are you doing?
Cartman: I am building a time machine.
Kyle: And who the fuck is that?
Cartman: That is Bill Gates.
Kyle: Where the hell did you get Bill Gates?
Cartman: I borrowed him.
Kyle: You borrowed Bill Gates.
Cartman: Yes, don't make me repeat myself.
Bill Gates: Do I get my Scooby Doo gummies now?
Cartman: Get back to work or your not even gonna get a Shaggy gummy!
Bill Gates: Is it purple?
Cartman: God, I dunno. Sure, why not?
Bill Gates: Okay…
Cartman: Heh-heh.
Stan: What's Cartman doing?
Cartman: He borrowed Bill Gates to build him a time machine.
Bill Gates: Actually, it's a reality transference machine.
Cartman: Hey…
Bill Gates: Yeah?
Cartman: Shut up.
Kenny: Blurred mumble
Cartman: If you must be so rude to ask, I am building a time machine.
Bill Gates: Finished!
Cartman: Excellent! Pulls out gun DIE!!! Fires
Bill Gates: Light fading… All I wanted was an IPOD Mommy… Just and IPOD.
Kenny: Blurred mumble
Kyle: Yeah! You killed Bill Gates! You bastard!
Cartman: Hey, I was out of Scooby Doo gummies. And what grown man watches Care-Bears?
Kyle: Well, for your sake, you better hope this thing works, fatass!
Butters: Hey, Cartman, I came to give your homework…
Cartman: I'm busy. Just write "If you didn't have a miscarrage with the History teacher, give me an A+."
Butters: Okay, if you say so.
Cartman: To the future!
Later…
Cartman: Strange. The future looks… Gay.
Kyle: We're on "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" you fat fuck!
To be continued…