1
Kyle: Cartman, you fatass!
Cartman: We are in… Another dimension.
Kyle: What the hell are you talking about Cartman?
Cartman: Don't you see? Ugh… How could I be so stupid?
Kyle: Snap out of it you fatass!
Cartman: I should of known that the central control unit's design scheme was built completely out of proportion…
Kyle: Your left nut's gonna be out of proportion if you don't snap out of it!
Cartman begins walking off
Cartman: How could I make this mistake?
Kyle: You didn't even build the damn thing!
Stan: Hey, Kyle, where'd Kenny go?
Kyle: Huh? He was here just a second ago.
Jose Assfuck: Hello, I am Jose Assfuck. I am a victim of green card tomfoolery. I am looking for a good husband who isn't intimidated by my name. Even though they should be.
Stan: Holy shit! Kyle!
Pause
Stan: Kyle?
Jose Assfuck: Hello, little boy, what's your name?
Stan: Um…
Jose Assfuck: Answer, you little brat, or I'm putting you back on the Next Bus!
Director: He will.
Stan: AAAHHH!
Meanwhile…
Cartman: Maybe if I reconfigured the left drive… No! Goddamnit, why hasn't it come to me by now? I'm running out of time!
Mysterious voice: Cartman…
Cartman: Who said that?
Mysterious voice: It is I, Donald Trump.
Cartman: Are you the guy who killed all the Jews, or the guy who invented cheeseburger pizza at Domino's?
Donald Trump: Um, the second one.
Cartman: You bastard!
Hitler: I'm the guy who killed all the Jews.
Cartman: Oh… 'Sup?
2
Cartman: So anyways… Why have you come here?
Donald Trump: Anyways, I'm here to show the way…
Cartman: Screw you! Where's the other guy?
Donald Trump: He just choked on some Taco Sauce and died. Didn't you it?
Cartman: Um… No.
Donald Trump: Yeah, here's the body.
Hitler: I'm full!
Donald Trump: His last breathe. That crazy bastard! Smiles
Cartman: Um…
Donald Trump: Huh? Oh yes. Here's the ROOT OF ALL EVIL!
Cartman: Um… This is a map showing a route back to Colorado.
Donald Trump: Root, route, however you say it, it's all the same.
Cartman: If I'm in another dimension, then how can I…? HEY, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?
Throws map away
Cartman: Well, that was a waste of time. Stupid bastard.
Meanwhile…
Kyle: Whoa. I escaped. Hmmm… It looks safe. Maybe I should go back for Kyle. WHAT WAS THAT? Holy shit!
3
Kyle: It's… It's…
Taco: Yes, it is I. Taco, your evil twin brother.
Kyle: No! You were a character in a comic I made in the 1st grade!
Taco: You forget. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON QUEEREYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY!
Kyle: How did you get here?
Taco: Sometimes, things don't work out like you expect them to. Then… You get desperate and you'll do anything just to earn a cent! It started out at Chip and Dales…
Announcer: Coming up! Major bondage! We've got Black Cock, the legendary Blue Balled Panda AND the Exploding Flounder!
Taco: That was me. The legendary Exploding Flounder. I had the moves, the looks, but…
Kyle: B-But what?
Taco: You drew me without a penis.
Meanwhile…
Jose Assfuck: I'm so proud of this day!
Stan: Someone save me!
Voice: Meet me at the club, cuz' tonight… It's goin' down.
Stan: Cartman?
4
Cartman: Yes, it is I.
Jose Assfuck: He's mine!
Cartman shoots him
Jose Assfuck: AH! God, just take him. He's a little piece of shit anyways!
Cartman: Yes, but he's my shit.
Meanwhile…
Taco: So… Are you ready… To feel the wrath?
Kyle: What are you…?
Taco: You are about to grow the greatest pain a teenager can go through as a teenager. You're about to lose your virginity… To a guy.
Kyle: No! God, please no!
Taco: Yes, and the best part is… You don't even need a dildo.
BAM!
Taco: Agh!
Stan: Take that, you bastard!
Cartman: You are learning well.
Kyle: Stan? Cartman?
Stan: Yeah, Cartman saved my life and then convinced me to come save your sorry ass!
Kyle: Well… Thanks. WAIT, WHERE'S KENNY?
Blurred voice: Blurred mumble
Cartman: Sweeter words have never been spoken!
Kyle: OH MY GOD! Kenny's stoned!
Cartman: And high.
Kyle: Cartman, you're a dumbass.
5
Stan: You shut up, traitor! Let's get Kenny and get the hell out of here!
Cartman: Let's see: Today we saw: A gay Mexican guy, an evil twin brother, a high teenager, and people choking on taco sauce.
Days Of Our Lives
Narrator: That concludes today's episode.
Cartman: How far away from reality are we?
Kyle: What? We're transferring again!
Stan: Where are we now?
Big Red Creature: Hello! Welcome to Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!
To be continued…