Intro:
ZeoMetabee2013: (Yawns) Oh, Hi! I'm ZeoMetabee2013. Welcome to chapter 1!
Haley: (VO) ZeoMetabee2013, are you sure you can do this? Because no one has ever written a fanfiction about me going to the Dragon World and meeting all those weird people and battling these black creatures in the teaser trailer.
ZeoMetabee2013: Ssssshh! They must not know about this!
Haley: (VO) About what? Are my dragon powers back?
ZeoMetabee2013: (Sweating) No, No, No! Not yet, but soon. You stay put, sweetie! I will hire a lawyer...I mean Narrator! (Quickly dials the phone.) Hello, operator, get me a lawer...I mean narrator...beep boop boop...hello narrator, your hired!
Narrator: (talking really really fast through phone) THANKYOUSODAMNMUCH,ZEOMETABEE2013!
(ZeoMetabee2013 slams the phone and it explodes.)
ZeoMetabee2013: OH (BLEEP)! I forgot! (to Haley inside her room) GO TO SLEEP, YOU DUMBASS!
(As Haley snores in the background, a screech and a crash was heard. Then footsteps were heard. Then the narrator guy, who is on fire, appears,)
Narrator: HELP! I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!
(A random person appears, pours a bucket of water on the narrator, and leaves.)
ZeoMetabee2013: 00! Ok...
Narrator: Hi, ZeoMetabee2013! My name is Mr. Narrator! Sorry, I am late because of my famliy dinners.
ZeoMetabee2013: Now that is out of the way, ON WITH THE STORY!
(Appluase)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a beatuiful day in NYc! The people are walking. The gantas are fighting and killing themselves and a small pink dragon named Haley is posing for her Photo Shoot. Suddenly, things go wrong when Haley takes a deep breath and exhales, but she blew bubbles that cover New York City! The cars are crashing! "HELP! I CAN'T SEE!" said Random White Man "Wacth it, Nigga!" siad Random Black man. "Excuse me, Nigga! But you totalled my car!" yelled random balck woman. "WHAT! I did not go crashing into you car! You crashed my car." yelled roandom balck man. "Sorry!" said Haley. Everybody screamed and ran around in circles. "Dra...Dra...DRAGON!" said Teen Boy 1 "AAH! MOMMA! MOMMA!"Said Teen Boy 2. The teen boys ran around in circles until they bump into each other. "AAH! The small pink dragon will kill us all!" yelled the genral as the tank fires at Haley. "NOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Haley as she woke up from her bad dream. She remembers she still can't control her dragon powers after Jake spiked her drink by putting A potion called dragon giggles. "Aren't you gonna say anything to me?" Said Haley. "Bottoms up!" said Jake. Haley Drinks the potion, transforms into a dragon, pose for the camera man and lost control of her powers. She also remembers she is an inexperenced dragon. "Haley is a better dragon than me." said Jake. "Actually, I'm not." said Haley "WHAT!" yelled Jake, Gradpa and Sun Park "Jake, The potion, the one you gave me, whore of a couple of minutes ago." Haley contiuned. "But, I still can't control my dragon powers. I was so scared, I couldn't remeber all of the things I learned." "But, you are a perfect dragon." said Sun Park. "Nobody is perfect, not even me." said Haley. She thinks about her lost controll of her powers. "I still can't control my powers." She thought. "If I haven't found out that bottle of water is actully the potion that causes me to lose control of my dragon powers, I still have control of the powers and defeated the Hobgoblins 1-2-3. What if Jake, Garndpa and Sun are in trouble and I still can't control my powers. What should I do?"
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Narrator: How did I do?
ZeoMetabee2013: Pretty damn good!
(Narrator and ZeoMetabee2013 high five each other.)
Haley: (VO) I have to do to the bathroom.
ZeoMetabee2013: 00! Uh oh! I forgot to unstall a bathroom.
Mr. Fix It: I got you covered!
(Bathroom appears and Haley went in. Toliet flushes. Haley went back to her room.)
ZeoMetabee2013: Thanks, Mr Fix It!
(Mr Fix It leaves.)
ZeoMetabee2013: well, that's one chapter down and 14 to go! See you next time!