Intro:
ZeoMetabee2013: (teleports in, coughing) Greetings, AmDrag fanfiton-reading citizens! I am ZeoMetabee2013, and I'm tickled pink to be here!
Number 89: Tickled stupid, you mean.
ZeoMetabee2013: (stares at Number 89, sniffs) Before we begin, let me introduce you to the star of that fabulous anime show, "Duel Masters" and Guest star in our fanfiction, Mr. Duelenator himself, Shobu Kirifuda!
Audience: (applause)
Shobu: Hey, don't get up, really.
ZeoMetabee2013: And, over here, we have my band leader, and Huntsclan trainees, Numbers 88 and 89, and the Huntsclan Super Band! (Huntsclan Super Band plays a synthesized excerpt from "William Tell Overature") And we'd like to welcome you back to...CHAOS DRAGON QUEST!
Number 88: Whoop de doodle do!
Number 89: Hey, where's Jake Long and Jake Long?
ZeoMetabee2013: Oh, they're doing their part-time job right now.
Announcer: "Jake Long AND Jake Long BECOME DAYCARE TEACHERS!"
Jake Long reading a fairytale to the children: "One day, the handsome Prince Charming arrived at Cinderella's door…"
Jaden Yuki: "The prince turned out to be Cinderella's brother, just like my Princess Sister! And they shared a sweet…sweet……..sweet…kiss."
Stares off dreamily
Jake Long: Oo;;; ………………. oO?
Children: oo
Jake Long: "Er---ah--- No Jaden! You mean you and your sister SYMBOLICALLY made love to each other on our show to represent your sisters's control over you and her selfish intentions of using you as a mere object, right?" Oo;;;;
Jaden Yuki: "No."
Jake Long: "……." Oo
Jaden Yuki:
Jake Long: "……." Oo
Jaden Yuki:
Jake Long: "……." Oo
Jaden Yuki: "…Bye!" ; /
Runs
Jake Long: "Oi, Jaden!" Oo;;; / …. "…Uh…"
Children: oo
Mothers loom up behind Jake Long+
Jake Long: "Ack—hey, no fair! I don't even have a brother! AAAIIIIEEEEEEEeeeee!"
Gets beaten up by mothers
Children: oo;;;
ZeoMetabee2013: Anyway, ON WITH THE STORY!
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(Scene: Dragon World)
Narrator: A portal appeared.
Haley: A portal?
Jaden: Yep, a portal to the world of Duel Masters!
Haley: What is Duel Masters?
Jaden: The answer is through the portal.
Narrator: Jaden grabs Haley enters the portal.
(Scene: Duel Master World: Duel Master Arena)
Narrator: Jaden and Haley arrived at the Duel Master Arena!
Tom: Welcome to the 2006 Duel Master Tournament!
Stu: That's right, Tom! We have a newcomer named Haley Kay Long from the American Dragon show!
Haley: Wow, I'm a duelest!
Narrator: Shobu appears!
Shobu: So, you're my next Opponent?
Haley: Alright, bring it on!
Jaden: You might need this. It's the deck that beat Shobu Kirifuta.
Haley: OK, I will use the deck you are giving to me, Jaden!
(2 hours later)
Haley: Tadomida!
Shobu: Hey, not bad! Here, take this Blue Emerald.
(Haley takes the Emerald from Shobu!)
Haley: Thanks! Now I have 2 emeralds.
Narrator: That was easy!
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ZeoMetabee2013: See you next chapter!