Okay, something I just thought of while I was skateboarding on school proper- ah, I mean, around the park. Hehehe. So here you go….

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"Hello, my name is Dr. Max (that is my name even though I'm a girl, plus it matches my personality) and I'm going to have each individual character in Inuyasha come into my room and well, do "STUFF".

Silence from audience

"NO! Not that! I'm not Miroku! Speaking of Miroku…" looks behind me and sees a hand and a soon to be, dead monk, "AH! HENTAI!" SLAP!

"Hello pretty stars." Said Miroku before he passed out then carried away by security guards.

"Sigh. Okay…not the site you would want to see, anyways let's meet our first contestant."

Inuyasha enters the room being dragged by my "magical" security guards.

"HEY! WA YOU DOING! LET GO! WHERE THE FUCK AM I!"

"Inuyasha calm down. All your bad talk last time made the guy with the beeper to make sure no bad language is heard quit. Now we have to rate this story now."

"OH WELL, BUT WHERE THE HELL AM I!"

"I asked to borrow you. Right now you are in MY story, where I can do whatever I please with you. MUAHAHAHA!"

"Oh shit." I hit Inuyasha on head with mallet "OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR WOMAN?"

"Language Inuyasha, now, please stop before I end up doing something I REALLY don't wanna do."

"Oh ya? Like what?"

"Ever heard of the vet?"

"I be good!" Inuyasha said in a flash as he heard 'vet'.

"Good. Now then, Inuyasha, sit in this chair, while we have a chat."

InuYasha sits down.

"Now then, Inuyasha, I'm going to say a word or a few words and you say the first think in mind. I'm going to write the info. And in the end of this story I'll tell everyone the results."

"Whatever."

"Okay…demon."

"Half demon."

"Love?"

"Stinks and confusing."

"Kagome."

"Mine! MY KAGOME! Hey, hold up, I didn't want to say that."

"When I said I can do anything I please I made it that no one can lie."

"Dam- notices my look of evil, "Uh, I meant shoot."

"Good boy. Now where was I? Oh ya….ummm sit?"

"Hello ground."

"Sword?"

"Tetsusagia"

"Sesshoumaru?"

"Stupid Bastard so called brother."

"Naraku?"

"DIE! SON OF A BITCH!"

"Sango."

"Slap."

"Miroku?"

"Pervert monk."

"Dad?"

"Mom."

"Kikyo."

"Dead."

"Sex?"

"Umm, uhhh, repeat?"

"Sex."

"With Kagome he he."

Silence

"I KNEW IT! KAGOME AND INUYASHA SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRAGE…" "Alright, shut the fuck up!" said Inuyasha.

"Whatever Inuyasha." I continue to hum Inuyasha and Kagome sitting in a tree.

"Okay, Inuyasha, go back to the waiting room and tell everyone the rules Kay?"

"Okay, even though I'm scared of you doesn't make me your servant."

"Anything you say to make you happy Inuyasha."

Few min. after my break

"Welcome back, Dr. Max here would like to introduce our new contestant…"

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Who is the next contestant people, guess. The winner(s) gets a prize. HYPER! HYPER! Don't you love it when you're all hyper? Muahahahaha! Till next chapter.