Those who said Kagome was RIGHT! WOOOO! Throws confedy, balloons fly everywhere, etc, etc you win cookies and chocolate cake gives winners cookies and cake and now let's continue……

Oh, and for Cara a.k.a. Crazy Gal42, you don't get anything because I called you and told you.

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"Okay, Inuyasha, go back to the waiting room and tell everyone the rules Kay?"

"Okay, even though I'm scared of you doesn't make me your servant."

"Anything you say to make you happy Inuyasha."

Few min. after my break

"Welcome back, Dr. Max here would like to introduce our new contestant…"

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"KAGOME!"

"Um, hello." Kagome goes through the double doors and waves at the audience.

"KAGOME! DON'T GO IN THERE! DR. MAX IS PURE EVIL! DON'T GO IN!" InuYasha said while being hold by my security guards.

"Don't listen to Inuyasha. He is just mad on what he accidentally said to me which is so embarrassed to say out loud. I'm sure you'll be alright." I said looking as innocent as I can be.

"Um, okay?" Kagome said unsurely.

"Okay! Now, InuYasha 'DID' tell you the rules o wheat I'm about to do riiiggghhht?" I said slowly and evil enough to make Kagome scoot her chair back a little.

"Ya, he did."

"Well, then. Let's get started!"

"So, it's like you say something and I say the first thing in mind?

"Um hm. Mom?"

"Dad"

"Brother?"

"Sota."

"Boyfriend?"

"Two-timing boyfriend! OH, INUYASHA WHEN WILL YOU STOP SEEING THAT…BITCH!...Wow, where that came from?"

"Um, dear, I have the power to, well, do whatever I want, and I don't want anyone to keep anything to themselves. So, here, you can speak your mind." I said with a smile

"Oh, lord." Said Kagome

"Okay! Now…Ah, right. Sit?

"SIT BOY! Hahahaha!

BOOM!

"Huh? What just…oops." Kagome said when she noticed she accidentally said the 's' word.

"KAGOME! WHAT WAS THAT FOR! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! BITCH!"

"I'M SORRY I…WA! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! AND WHAT DID YOU CALL ME! INUYASHA, SIT BOY!

BOOM

"ARRRGGGGG!"

"Ooookkaayy. Now, enough of that lets continue. Uh, jewel?"

"Shikon Jewel"

"Son?"

"Shippo."

"Kiss?"

"InuYasha." Kagome said blushing.

"InuYasha you say hmm," I looked at her with the all powerful evil eye making her shake, "Hmm, I wonder…Okay, Kagome next word…You love…?"

"INUYASHA!...Uhhhh, I…I…" Kagome was stuttering.

"I SOOO KNEW IT! EVERYONE! KAREOKY TIME!" I grabbed the mike and everyone sang. "INUYASHA AND KAGOME SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOVE! THEN, COMES MARAGE! THEN, COMES THE BABY IN THE BABY CARRAGE! THAT'S NOT ALL! THAT'S NOT ALL! THERE COMES NARAKU DRING AL-CO-HAL!"

Kagome was blushing a new, very bright red. And for InuYasha who is hearing this in the gym started to beg Sesshoumaru to kill him.

"Hahahahaha! Can't hahaha breathe hahaha! Kagome hahaha, soo hahaha sorry, I didn't hahaha men to embarrass you. I hahaha just wanted to hahaha know the truth. You can haha go back now ha ha haaaaa. Sigh."

As soon as everyone stopped laughing we notice a few people that either died from laughter or killed by Kikyo/InuYasha lovers.

"AHHH! CALL 911! WE HAVE KIKYO/INUYASHA LOVERS! GT HTEM OUT! No wait….JUST KILL THEM!" I yelled. Then I grabbed machine gun out of nowhere and then my security guards came in with their own guns. "Sigh, YOU KNOW THE DRILL! KNOCK THOSE BITCHES…" I notice some guys in the Kikyo/InuYasha group. "AND JACKASSES DOWN! LETS ROCK AND ROLL!"

3 hours later

"Wow, what fun." I look and notice the innocent dead bodies that didn't deserve to get killed. "Get Sesshoumaru here NOW!" I yelled into my cell phone.

"Sigh, okay, for those who are still alive…uh, I guess we will have our brake. So, till next time, when I invite...the…hentai monk." I shivered at the word.

During Brake:

I was pouring some coffee in my mug. "GOD! I feel like shit." I sipped some coffee and sat on a couch. Then, my best friend, Cara came in.

"Yoh, any coke here. I need to get hyped up! Oh, and the manager is looking for you."

"What does Chis want?"

"Don't know. He's YOUR boyfriend."

"Ya, so? You and Alex are going out." Samiha turn dead white

"Ho-w di-did you..." "I have my ways" I interrupted her.

"MAX!"

I looked and saw InuYasha looking at me.

"What? Where's the fire?" said Cara and then started continuing by whining on about fires, coke, and Alex.

"I LOST MY RAMEN! AND YOUR MANAGER, CHRIS ISN'T HELPING! I WANT MY RAMEN! RAAAMMMEEEENNNN! I WILL DIE WITHOUT IT!" InuYasha fainted with a loud "thump".

"Oh, so that's why Chris wanted me." I mumbled to myself.

"Hey, Max has a room full of ramen in her house. Every flavor, plus she always haves some with her. So…"

InuYasha stood up with his tong out breathing in and out really loudly "RAMEN! I'M SAVED!"

I grabbed my bag and waved the bag of ramen over his head while he tried to grab it.

"Nu uh uh. No ramen till you scream out loud "I hate Kikyo so much I would kill her and revive her then kill her again over and over and over again cause I love Kagome" okay?"

"NO! Never! I won't…" I waved the bag of ramen over his head and started saying each flavor of ramen slowly. "ARRGGG! FINE! I HATE KIKYO SO MUCH I WOULD KILL HER AND REVIVE HER THEN KILL HER AGAIN OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN CAUSE I LOVE KAGOME! There? NOW RAMEN!"

I threw the ramen to him.

"And I thought Cara was crazier." I said but then Cara came.

"I AM CRAZIER! I'M THE FAMOUS CRAZY SYCO BITCH! I WOVE ALEX! I HATE KIKYO! SHE SHOULD GO TO HELL! I WOVE CHOCOLET! I LOVE MY BOOTS! Pease to the world….NANANANANANANANA!"

"Looks like someone had too much coke and chocolate…AGAIN."

InuYasha was too busy, pigging out with his table full of ramen, so he didn't really hear anything.

"I'm crazy, I'm crazy. I love chicken wings, and fresh fried onion rings, I like fries, and I like them super sized, with a big Mack!" Cara kept singing until…

"AH! HENTAI!" screamed Cara in the middle of her singing.

SLAP! Sango, Cara, and I slapped Miroku

"Hello pweetty stars, are we going out? Cause we keep seeing each other. Ahhh…THUMP!"

"Idiot." Said Sango

"Jackass." Said Cara

"MY RAMEN!" said InuYasha when Miroku landed half his body on the table squishing his ramen.

"Calmed down half breed, Rin is asleep." Said Sesshoumaru as he entered hitting InuYasha on the head of his big mouth.

"HEY! Don't you think of stealing sword cause…" "Don't you worry InuYasha, this Sesshoumaru signed a contract with Max, so this Sesshoumaru can't steal, hurt, etc." said Sesshoumaru. Then, InuYasha started making fun of him. Then Kagome tried to calm him down.

"Pssst." Said Cara to me.

"How you get Sesshoumaru to sign such a contract?"

"Well, lets just say, Rin and I are best buddies when I want Sesshoumaru to do something." I smirked. I can find anyone's weaknesses and how to use that against them.

"Will you bare my children Max? Or maybe would you Cara?" Sango came marching to Miroku.

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SLAP! There goes Sango with her all powerful slap

THUMP! There goes Kagome's mouth saying sit over 5 times

Tip toe, tip toe. There goes Cara stealing all the food, drinks, candy, and chocolate.

There goes an angry mob of InuYasha characters after her.

There goes me, saying "Until next time, and let's pray that this building won't tumble to the ground cause the stupidity of the people in this building."

There goes Cara stealing my black, five seat convertible and an angry mob after her…..

"MY CAR! THAT BITCH!" I grabbed my cell and called for my helicopter and then joined the angry mob after Cara.

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Hi, while my sister, Max goes after Cara, I, Jason, the famous annoying brother is here to tell you that Max wants reviews. Many as possible. So, ttyl. And let's hope no one dies… except Kikyo.