Dr. Max clicks record
InuYasha on a chair reading my ransom note
"Dear reviewers,
Dr. Max is going to be very busy and might not send updates for a while. Please don't be mad, because those who do and try to harm her will face my wrath. Know that…HEY MAX! I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT!"
"Say it, or else…holds a picture of something…cough Inuyasha cough in cough, cough a cough, cough, cough, bikini couch, cough, with makeup cough, cough drunk cough, cough trying to kiss cough, cough real cough Miroku muahahahahaha!"
Horror struck InuYasha then gulped… "Um, gulp, I HATE KIKYO, THAT MOTHER FUCKING BITCH FROM HELL! SHE SHOULD SUCK A DICK! SHE IS UGLIER THAN NARAKU'S BUTT! I think Max is the greatest person in the world. She is very powerful, more powerful than me. She is very beautiful and if I didn't love Kagome I would go out with her..." "I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!" Dr. Max interrupted him.
"But, it's there! Look!"
Max looked at the paper and on the bottom it said…
Those who are soon to kill me know that I am the all powerful Shippo, making InuYasha say words I never though he would say to Max, and Max, I know she thinks I am to cute to hurt, you can use InuYasha for your almighty wrath.
"Hmm, good idea Shippo…" Max looks at InuYasha. "Inuyasha, remember that story my friend did and Sango end up naked on a pole surrounded by 1000s of Miroku's?"
"Gulp, ya-a-aaa, wh-why?"
Max snaps fingers
BOOM!
InuYasha strapped on a pole butt naked and thousands of InuYasha girl fans, plus some gay guys who love InuYasha drooling at their site.
"Oh, shit! HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
To be continued…………………………… muahahahahah, till next time