I'm so fucken mad at my mom! ARG! If anyone sends me a flame on this chappy, I will burst and become more evil that the so called devil! Oh, also I'm high cause our kitchin is being painted and I'm getting high by the smell si be carful,I migh docrazy things.MUAHAHA! Ahem, on with my show…

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Silence…. (Crickets)………BOOM! (Doors open revealing a red face Dr. and her hair in a mess)

"INUYASHA! IF THAT HAPPENS AGAIN I WILL PUT YOU IN A TUB NUDE WITH ALL YOUR GIRL FANS AND GAY FANS! GOT THAT! NOW! WHERE IS MY COFFEE! WHERE IS MY COFFEE! WHERE IS… (Notices audience)...umm hi! Welcome back…uhh, ignore earlier he, he, he. So, umm, I guess we can begin. Let me introduce my guests…MIROKU AND SANGO!"

Miroku and Sango came. Miroku was wearing a slap from Sango and Sango had red all over her face.

"Hmm, uhh…never mind, don't wanna know."

I snapped my fingers and two chairs popped out of no where and I lead Miroku and Sango to their seat. As I sat back down I noticed Sango scooting her chair as far from Miroku as possible and I too decided to do the same.

"Umm, so, I guess we can begin. But, what I'm going to do with you guys is something a bit different than what I did with Kagome and InuYasha. Okay now if you…" I noticed the hentai monk gone. "Hey, where is the…" SLAP!

Oh, no! I look over to the audience and sees Miroku asking the question, "would you bare my child." Or groping someone.

I try not to get angrier than I already am, "Miroku, would you PLEASE sit down. AND WHERE IS MY COFFEE!"

Miroku is still groping and asking. Sango is getting angrier like me, but sadly, I end up bursting first.

"ASS BITTEN, HENTAI MONK, MIROKU! YOU ARE DISTRACTING MY AUDIENCE, MAKING ME AND SANGO MAD! WASTING TIME ON MY SHOW! SO, LISTEN UP! I DIDN'T GET MY COFFEE, I WOKE UP WITH CARA PORRING WATER OVER MY HEAD, HOBO KEEPS ASKING ME DUMB ASS QUESTIONS, AND NOW YOU ARE MESSING WITH THE WRONG WOMAN! PLUS I'M ON MY MOTHLY PERIOD! SO, I'LL GIVE YOU 10 SECONDS TO RUN."

Miroku sees me holding a knife looking at his hand. "It's not me! My hand has a mind of its own!"

"THAT'S WHY I'M TO SOON CUT IT OFF! NOW READY? DON'T CARE, NOW…

1 (Miroku stares at me to see if I'm joking)

2 (Sango appears by my side, and I give her a spare knife)

3 (Miroku gulps and looks for a way out)

4 (Miroku runs to the nearest way out)

5 (I look at Sango and give her a wink)

"KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE! LET'S GO!" Sango and I run to the exit Miroku went through. We ran to the place Miroku would be…

The Girls Locker Room

"AHHHHH!" High pitched scream reached our ears and we ran in the showers.

There we saw Miroku on the ground, knocked out by Cara who was red as ever.

"What happened?" I asked

"THAT HENTAI! HE CAME BUSTING IN AND THE RAN IN THE SHOWERS! WHAT A PERVERT!" Cara looks at the knifes Sango and I were holding. "Going to cut his hand off?"

"Yup!" I said proudly and with a hint of evilness.

"You didn't get your coffee didn't you?" Cara asked unsurprised

"Ya, I WANTED MY… hold up, how you know?" I asked wondering what really happened to my coffee.

"Uh, he he, it WAS all alone on the table, and I DIDN'T see anyone's name on it. Plus, I really wanted some coffee…" Cara stuttered.

"YOU STOLED MY COFFEE! I'M GOING TO GET YOU CARA!" I yelled and ran after the nude Cara.

Everyone was having a show, especially Miroku. "Wow, seeing Cara two times nude is a greatest thing today!" Sango slowly moved her eyes toward Miroku without moving her head.

"Gulp." Said Miroku.

"Ah, so the monk awakes. You're lucky we decided not to cut that hand of yours. But, I'm still not satisfied."

Clunk! Miroku was back on the ground knocked out and a happy Sango putting her foot on his head, watching Cara being chased by me for a long, long time.

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"Hi, this is Shippo! Being the cutest thing on this planet, who is better to end this chappy! Well, since this day didn't plan the way it SUPPOSE to be, we will continue with Miroku and Sango next time. Also, I'm here to recommend reading some stories from Cara a.k.a. Crazy Gal42 and Inu'stravels. Also, give Max ideas to torture the gang, but don't think of ways to get me PWEZ! 'Puppy look'! Okay, till next chappy!"