BACK TO THE SHOW!

Miroku- strapped to a chair wearing only a pair of baggy jeans from my cousin Michael. He also has wires on him

Sango: Also strapped to a chair wearing a sports bra and shorts borrow from Kagome. She, as well, has wires on her

Wires: From Sango and Miroku to a computer

Me, Dr. Max: Messy hair (or in Miroku's point of view, messy, sexy hair do) sports bra, and short, shorts. Behind computer the wires are connected to.

"Okay, sorry folks, a certain little Naraku had too much candy and tried to attack the gas tank making the heater over-heat. Sigh. Now-"

"LET ME GO! I WANT OUT! UNDO THESE ROPES! NOW!" Yelled Sango, who was very angry at the moment cause, 1 a pervert monk touched her ass before they got strapped to their chair, so she never got the chance to hit him. 2 Ever since she saw Miroku in only those baggy pants, it mad her blush cause how sexy he was. 3 SHE WAS IN A REVEALING OUTFIT BESIDE A DROOLING MONK!

"Sango, why can't you dress like that everyday!" drooled Miroku.

"SHUT UP!" Screamed Sango

"Now, now, stop flirting with each other and lets begin the show why don't we." I, Dr. Max said smiling of what I did. Really, I did this on purpose, and now look what's happening, a beautiful relationship.

"YOH! CARA! DID YOU FINISH THE WIRING?" I yelled at the direction of Cara.

"Not yet! But, while you wait, why don't you watch a "blooper" you made when you had that tour around the InuYasha studio?" Said Cara popping her head out from the door, chewing some gum.

"WHAT A GREAT IDEA! PLUS, I KNOW THE PERFECT ONE!" I snapped my fingers and a tape appeared in my hand. I looked at Miroku with an evil grin.

"Uh, uh, my dear Sango, something tells me Dr. Max has something up her sleeves, and it's going to involve Me." stuttered Miroku

Sango ignored him and watch what I, Dr. Max was up to.

"Okay, the video is in, now lets watch!" I said grabbing a bag filled with popcorn and plopped myself on a peen bag chair and clicked play

TV:

BLOOPERS!

"Too much groping"

Director: okay this is the part where Miroku gropes Sango and Sango hits him then throws a rock at him. AND ACTION!

Miroku gropes Sango on the breasts

Sango blushes and hits him then throws rock at him

Director: CUT! Miroku, you suppose to grope her butt.

Miroku gets up in pain: O-oops sorry.

Director: AGAIN! ACTION!

Miroku gropes not Sango's but Kagome's butt

Kagome blushes and does fist of furry

Director: CUT! Not Kagome! SANGO!

Miroku very slowly gets up in real pain: O-ok, oww

Director: ACTION!

Miroku gropes not Sango's, not Kagome's but Inuyasha

Miroku: Sango, when did you have buns of steal?

Miroku turns and looks at the horror

Inuyasha beat red of anger, pointing his sword at Miroku

To be continued...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Okay, Cara done yet! I yelled out

"Ya, it's ready." Cara said with a thumb up.

"Okay, good, now, what I'm going to do folks, you see, I'm going to ask Sango and Miroku questions, then the wires, connected to their brains will tell me what the really think to the question and we will compare their word to their brain. Now, let's start!"

"Sango, I will let Cara slap Miroku for every time you answer truthfully and Miroku doesn't."

"OKAY! Miroku, don't answer truthfully please." Said Sango, she REALLY wanted that monk slapped.

"NOW! Sango, you first. If Miroku asked you to bare his child, what would you say?"

"NO! NEVER! Why would I want to bare a pervert's child?" Said Sango

"Now, let's compare with her mind." I look into the computer and read out, "Sango though that if she could she would, she just wish he stop asking other people."

"Sango, I am sadden by your words, but knowing the truth makes me happy as ever!" Miroku told Sango making Sango blush.

"So, sadly Sango was lying. Now, Miroku, if you married Sango, would you stop your pervert ways?" I plainly said. This question made Sango quickly turn to Miroku.

"If I did marry Sango, I will only be perverted to my wife. No one else, for that Sango would trust me." Miroku said like poetry.

"AWWWW!" said the audience

"Hold up peoples, we need to conclude after we read what he really thinks. Okay, it is…wow, Miroku was telling the truth."

Sango went dead white and didn't say a word.

"Okay, now that settled…Sango…Sango." I walked over Sango and found out.

"CALL 911! SANGO IS IN SHOCK! 911 you fucken idiots!"

"LET ME OUT OF THESE ROPES! SANGO! SANGO!" Miroku was worried as hell.

8 hours later

"Mmm, where am I?" Said Sango, slowly getting up from the hospital bed.

"SANGO! YOU ARE AWAKE!" Yelled Miroku giving her bone crushing hug.

"Nice to see you awake Sango. You are in a hospital." I said plainly

"Oh…Miroku, hands OFF!" Screamed Sango, as she felt the fingers of a monk touching her ass.

"Hehehe." Miroku put his hand on his head and laughed slightly.

"Sigh, so, Dr. Max, how many has he groped and asked to bare his child?" Sango asked dully.

"None." I simply said.

"Why I auda…wait, none?" Sango said, surprised

"Ya, I couldn't believe it myself, all he did was hold your hands and say all those sweet stuff, I almost threw up, sadly, Cara did."

"Miroku…"

"How can I be perverted, if the one I love most isn't okay? Yes, Sango, I love you ever so much!"

"Miroku…I love you too." Sango said in a deep whisper.

"What was that?" Miroku asked, even though he really did heard what she said

"I LOVE YOU, I LOVE THE PERVERT MONK! I LOVE MIROKU!"

"SHHH!" I said, "I know you're in that moody, loving feeling, but remember, we're in a hospital, mind the fact, I'm paying the bill. Sigh, I'm going to go."

"Where you going, don't you need to take us back?"

"Don't worry; I'm going to another room, InuYasha's room. He was on the roof edge when Kagome came and "accidentally" asked if she could sit beside him, and saying sit he plummeted 45 stories to the ground." I said poorly, shaking my head.

"Ouch!" said Miroku and Sango at the same time.

"Well, ttyl!" I waved my fingers and left.

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HI! I'm Cara! THE ALL FAMOUD CRAZY SYCO BITCH! applause Thank you, thank you! Now, just to let you know, the point of Sango and Miroku in that this was to start something. Then, REALLY instead of Sango going into shock because of Miroku's words, Max hired a certain little someone, cough, cough, Sesshoumaru, cough, cough, injected a liquid thingy in her. Then, we recorded the whole romantic stuff in the hospital ever since Max left them to be alone. Sigh, I WANT CHOCOLET! CHICKEN! BUBBLE GUM! Sigh, I'm so hyper. Okay, see ya next time. I have a date with Alex! YIPPY!