"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHH! Good day reviewers! Sorry, I'm so sleepy; it's just that I was watching that video of Miroku and Sango in the hospital! It was sooo ROMNTIC and so much lovey dubby…too much actually, he he, he."

Silence

"WHERE IS MY COFFEE? CARA! DID You…"

"NO I DIDN'T, I HAVE MY OWN THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Yelled Cara out of nowhere.

"Sigh, forget it. Okay, now, I 'WAS' suppose to invite Shippo, but Shippo said he caught the chicken pox. Can Youkai even get chicken pox? I may never know. So, I invited someone else. Please introduce…...

...cough...

...stare at nails...

...sigh...(I just love making you wait)...

...FINALLY!

"SESSHOUMARU, RIN, AND THE TOAD!"

A man comes over and whispers in my ear

"I MENT JAKEN! He he, I knew that."

"How 'DARE' you call me a toad you low life human!" Yelled Jaken

"Human yes, human that did 'DARE' to call you a toad yes, a human that will allow you to yell at me and disrespect me no. So, I watch your mouth if I were you Jaken. You are in my world, a world where I make the rules, and where I can make your life a living hell, understand me Jaken?" I was squeezing Jaken's cheeks together, being that I can only hear an "es".

"Good, now…" I was interrupted by Rin.

"Hi Maxeen! Rin thinks you have a nice world, its funny too. Maxeen is funny, she make Jaken shake in his boots." Rin said in third person. She really didn't understand the difference between saying I and your name so she talked the way she wanted to.

"You idiotic child! I have no boots!" Squealed Jaken.

BONK!

Jaken was laying on the ground knock out and I am hovering over him holding his staff of two heads.

"Baka Jaken, it's an expression. Sigh, Fluffy, sometimes I wonder why you can't just kill him." I sighed, shaking my head.

"This Sesshoumaru needs this baka to keep watch of Rin for that Rin won't be in harms way. If she left I might as well order Jaken to go with Rin or kill him on the spot." Said Sesshoumaru showing no emotion at all.

"MAX!" A voice yelled from outside.

"WHAT IS IT INUYASHA!" I yelled back.

"WHY'S THAT SESSHOUMARU IS IS NOT KILLING YOU FOR CALLING HIM FLUFFY!"

"Because, Fluffy has nothing against me, we are kinda sorta best buddies now, and he knows he can't kill or hurt me ever since we had a friendly spare and of course, I WON! And also, I promised to teach him some of my moves. And Jaken calls me a low life human, HA! IN YOUR FACE JAKEN!" I yelled doing a little dance.

"CAN I CALL SASSHOUMARU FLUFFY!" Yelled InuYasha

"This Sesshoumaru would kill you before you ever call me fluffy. Adding that the secret I kept ever since you lived with you so called mother will be let lose, humiliating you." Sesshoumaru said in one breath, again still being emotionless.

"Uh, I go bye, bye now, bye, bye!" And Inuyasha left in a split.

"Um, what secret is that Fluffy?" I asked with pleading eyes and adding the "ALL POWERFUL PUPPY LOOK"!

He went to my ear and told me the 'secret'. My eyes got huge and I laughed so hard! "HAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH MY FUCKEN GOD! FOR REAL!"

Sesshoumaru nodded

"INUYASHA, I KNOW THE SECRET! SO YOU BETTER NOT GET ON MY BAD SIDE OR I PROMISE I'LL TELL! Sigh, okay now that I'm all perked up, and let's begin!"

"Rin first! Rin first! PWEZ!" Rin gave me the puppy look.

"Ah, no, not the puppy look! Ah, fine Rin you go first!" I said while my hands were up trying to not let me see the "ALL POWERFUL PUPPY LOOK".

"Okay Rin, why did you stay with Fluffy all this time?" I asked very interested in what the answer was.

Sesshoumaru must have wanted to know because he as well turned to Rin looking at her with questioning eyes.

"Rin loves Lord Sesshoumaru and hopes to stay with him forever and ever! If Sesshoumaru was ever to leave Rin, Rin would wait and wait till he comes back for Rin. If Lord Sesshoumaru was to die I will did with him. Everyone talks about how Sesshoumaru is evil, mean, and all this bad meanie stuff, but I know they are all wrong. Sesshoumaru is the best person ever in the whole world! And he loves Rin too, right Sesshoumaru?"

There was a pregnant pause and everyone stared at Sesshoumaru. With seconds going away we all saw a slight nod.

"AWWWW! Yelled the audience

"FINALLY! MY COFFEE!" I yelled as a waiter, who for some reason looked like Cara, handed me my all-precious coffee. Then, I took a long sip.

"Okay, so…" Before I got to even begin my sentence, I all of a sudden felt dizzy.

"Wa?" I looked at my coffee and noticed a small note on the back of the mug.

Sweet dreams!

From: Cara

"Ooooh Cara, when I wake up you are so dead" I said my last few words and fell on top of Jaken, while he was starting to wake up from his small nappy time.

"Oh no! Milord! Maxeen is dead! What are we to do!"

"Rin, Dr. Max is not dead. She just ended up drinking some sleeping potion made from Cara." Sesshoumaru told Rin.

"Yup! It was all my doing! MUAHAHAHA! HELLO! IT IS I, CARA, THE ALL POWERFUL CRAZY SYCO BITCH! BEWHARE!"

"Lord Sesshoumaru, Rin is scared of that crazy lady." Whispered Rin to Sesshoumaru.

"Don't worry Rin, this Sesshoumaru won't allow any harm to come to you. Remember that." Replied Sesshoumaru.

Cara came up to the microphone, "Now, let the 'fun' begin! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

To be continued…….

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Don't worry reviews, I will have later fluff for all of you to see. Now, until next time when Cara takes over...oh god!