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Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha

Some parts of this chapter belong to this other girl so 'some parts of this story' I don't own, but most I do.

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Me and Kara got tired while working. Everyone wanted a brake and Kara just broke up with Alex, so we were both beat. Suddenly we both had an idea…

Me and Kara (My best friend): PARTY AT KOGA'S HOUSE!

Koga: Why my house?

Kara: Cause we said so, now leave while we decorate

Koga: …I beg you, don't destroy the cave, my children live there

Me and Kara look's dumb: You have children?

Koga: No, but someday I will

Kara: Whatever dude

Me: Koga's a dude?

Kara: No duh he's a dude…or is he

Me: He might be a she who dresses like a he and is a lez…or bi

Kara: You are very strange Max…

Me: I know

Koga hiding in a corner from us: I'm scared…AND I'M NOT A GIRL, I'M A MAN

Kara: Thought he was a wolf demon?

Me: Maybe he's a human, dressed as a demon, or maybe he's a half demon…

Koga runs out of cave: I'm out of here

Me keeps rambling on until I notice Koga gone

Me: Bye!

Kara: He's already gone…

Me: Darn it! Everyone always leaves before I get to say bye! Grumbles

Kara: Well we can just wave stupidly! Starts

Me: OKAY! Also waves

Five minutes later

Me and Kara: waves

Ten Minutes later

Me: WAVE BACK NOW!

Kara: uh, Max, we are waving at nothing

Me: OHHHH! I don't get it…

Kara: You had too much cookies or gum didn't you

Me: Maybe…

Kara rolls her eyes: Sigh, let's get this house ready for the party

4 hours of decorating

Koga and other Inuyasha characters walking toward Koga's cave

BOOM!

Koga runs toward he's cave: What On earth?

Kara: Well... I found a match

Me: And then I lit it and she ran around the house screaming I HAVE A MATCH!

Kara: No I didn't, Max is just trying to get me in trouble!

Me: No I'm not!

Kara: Yes you are!

Me: No I'm not!

Kara: Yes You ARE!

Koga: GET TO THE POINT!

Me: Any ways, she tripped

Kara: And the match landed on a random bomb in your cave

Me: And it went BOOM!

Koga: I KNOW WHAT A BOMB SOUND LIKE!

Me: oh

Inuyasha: You lit a bomb in wolf-shit's house?

Kara: Hehe yea…

Inuyasha: Rock on! High fives me and Kara

Kagome: So, wasn't there going to be a party here?

Me: Oh yea….

Kara: It's in Koga's bedroom

Inuyasha: How can you have a room in a cave?

Koga: Before you answer that, answer this, when did I even have a bedroom?

Me: Since I made it

Koga: Ohh…oh god…

Myoga: I brought the blood

Kara: Blood?

Myoga: For the drinks

Me: I was thinking Coke and sprite, but…I guess we can hav-

Some random guy outside: Who ordered the platinum TV with the karaoke machine, and the truck loads of food and drinks, with the biggest hot tub in the world, and 999 cd's of dance music or hip hop, etc, and one special design bottle, especially made for spin the bottle!

Me: ME! I DID! I DID!

Random guy: Alrighty, the payment is 1 dollar

Everyone has their mouth hanging as me and Kara sign the contract and tell the magic man were to move everything.

Everyone: ONE DOLLAR!

Me: Yea, wasn't that expensive?

Inuyasha: I'm not saying a word

8 hours later

Kara: Oh god, that was fun! Boob time!

All Inuyasha girls lifted their shirts to show off their boobs to see who has the biggest

Kara: Damn Ayame, your boobs are huge!

Everyone put their shirts down to see Ayame's

Koga comes over and sees

Koga: DAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN!

Ayame blushes and put down her shirt: Hehehheheehe

Kara: Where's Max?

Shippo hitting Jaken with jack hammer in the Minnie pool: She is with her boyfriend kissing

Kara: Oh god

Jaken trying to leave: Stop-BONG-hitting me-BONG -must-BONG-save-BONG-Milord from-Rin-BONG-because-BONG-they're making out!

Shippo looks at Jaken very mad: Rin not a wrench; she is a very nice lady, bad frog! (Remember, Rin grew up)

Kara turns to see Kyo: Oh my fucken god, is that….Kyo, from Fruits Basket!

Kara goes over and they have makes out session

NEXT DAY

Everyone was passed out

Kara asleep in the hot tub with Kyo beside her, she was in a bikini, he in trunks. I was asleep in Koga's bedroom with my boyfriend in bed(WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX), oh, and all the other small kids were in the kiddy room (Jaken suppose to be watching them, though the kids over thrown him and stashed him in trashcan)), Rin in bed with Sesshoumaru (THEY DIDN'T HAVE SEX) asleep (though his shirt was off), InuYasha and Kagome though…let's just say their now officially mates, Naraku and Kikyo were in the kitchen, taped up on a steak pole (hey, we thought they were food, sor-ry) with a small fire over them. Ayame had her shirt removed and for some reason, Koga's face was in between her boobs. And so on and so on.

Me wakes up to find myself in my boyfriend's arms

Me trying to wake my boyfriend up: Hey wake up

My boyfriend still half asleep: she's mine

Soon the grip on me grew tighter

Me giggle and he finally wakes up: Hey, as much as I don't want to leave, I need to clean up before everyone wakes up, Koga would kill me if he saw the house like this when he's silver, I mean, he had…23 beers last night, with that drink off with Inuyasha

My boyfriend looks at me interested: Who won?

Me: Inuyasha with 35, god, I almost had to call for alcohol poisoning, god, if half demons can drink that much, remind me to never let you drink so much.

My boyfriend laughs and kisses my forehead and lets me go.

1 Hour later of my clean up power

Me and Kara talking to the awake Rin and Sesshoumaru: Bye, tell everyone we'll see them in a month for the next meeting in my building.

Rin and Sesshoumaru: Bye

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Ayame: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BRA!

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End of Chapter

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Yes, I noticed the 'Me' grammar thingy. Look, I did that on purpose so don't flame me about saying I have bad grammar.