Chapter 40 Fun Fun Fun
I don't own Kamen Rider Kiva or Ever After High
Kitty was at school hanging off a porch, she was relaxing before she saw her mother talking to Jiro.
"So Jiro, I was thinking..."She smirks at him."Would you be interested in a date?"
Kitty gasped hearing that.
"Sure why not."He smirks a bit.
Kitty falls own landing on the fountain making a splash, Briar and Maddie were there and they got surprised, Kitty got out wet and Briar asked:"Are you okay?"
"Don't ask me."She then walks away.
After drying herself up Kitty was walking down at the Book End.
"Mom dating someone else, this doesn't feel right."Kitty said holding her head.
She then gets an idea and smiles."I think I know what to do."
She then goes to a nearby phone and punches the numbers, she then puts it next to her head and waits.
"Hello?"
"Hey dad, I was wondering if you would like to come and visit."Kitty said.
"Do it!"She heard laughter before it ends.
Shin and Raven were walking together and Shin said:"Everything has been so quiet as of late."
"Yeah."Raven nodded.
They heard a noise and saw a silver car with a red red and white circles at the front come to the entrance of the school, then someone jumps out revealing a big humanoid black and white cat with a red and white hat.
"Who are you?"Shin said.
"Who am I, why I am the Cat in the Hat."He said. (the 2003 Mike Myers version.)
Kitty comes near him and said:"And he's my father."
"Your dad."Raven got surprised.
"Yes, theres no doubt about that, I'm a super fun difference feline, who's here to make sure that your..."He then thinks.
"Fine."Kitty quickly finishes him.
"Thank you Kitty, I'm not really good with rhyming like my daughter, not really."He said.
"Aren't you from Wonderland?"Raven asked.
"Nope, I just married one of them."He shrugs."Still I can deal with they're crazy since I'm a little crazy too."He laughs."Now let's check your school."He goes inside with the trio following them.
"He's really fun when you get to know him."Kitty said.
Maddie, Alistair, Bunny and Lizzie were at the second floor and then they saw the Cat.
"Hey, Kitty's friends."He said.
"Mr Cat!"They got surprised seeing him.
"So hows live been doing for all of you?"He asked.
"We've been fine."Alistair smiles.
"Just fine, well then heres some fun."He takes out a tuba and plays it making the entire school shake and they laughed a bit seeing some of the students fall.
"What is going on?"Milton comes out of his office and sees the Cat.
"Hey Milton."The Cat said.
"Oh no, not you."He grunts seeing him.
"Don't such a stiff."Cat said and then Shin, Raven and Kitty came up.
"Was this your idea miss Cheshire?"Milton looks at Kitty.
"What, can't a girl see her dad?"She smirks.
"I think this school can use for some fun."The Cat takes out a tray and then surfs down the stairs with it."Yeah."He laughs.
The students chuckled and Milton grunts before the Cat stops throwing the tray back into it's place.
"This is why I didn't want him to come back, the last parent teacher meeting."Milton grunts.
"What, was it because dad was the only one that could come."Kitty said.
"No, because he floaded the school with pudding!"Milton said.
"Come on, everyone had free lunch!"Cat said and he laughs.
Then music started making them then see the lights go off and then the cat appears wearing a costume making them surprised.
There was this cat I knew back home where I was bred
He never listened to a single thing his mother said
He never used the litter box, he made a mess in the hall
That's why they sent him to a vet to cut off both his ba-
Ba... Ba... Boy!
That wasn't fun, fun, fun; he never learns
You can have fun, fun, fun, but less is more
He then appears normal.
They may ship you off to school so reign it in a little
We can't spell "fun" without "U" in the middle
Milton sees all the crazy party going on.
"He's breaking all my rules."He said.
Giles came and said:"Well he's all about fun, that's his destiny."
The Cat comes out of a room dressed as a matador and then he looks back seeing a bull, he closes the door but got hit away.
He was now standing on top of a ball.
You can juggle, work and play, but you have to know the way
You can keep afloat a wish like the way I do this fish
They threw him a umbrella while he also gets a fishbowl.
You can be a happy fella; someone throw me an umbrella
And that rake; that cake! Life's what you make it
He gets more stuff.
So have fun, fun, fun! Go insane
And have some fun, fun, fun! Just look at me!
Fun, fun, fun! No more rain!
Look, it's the sun, sun, sun! So can't you see?
I'm as happy as a clam, I'm as fit as a fiddle
Yeah, the dogs may bark about you
And the purebred cats may doubt you
Cat then drinks a glass and noticed what it was.
"Milk? Big mistake!"
"Oh no."Kitty said.
But remember this: you can't have fun without "U"...
He then starts ti inflates and Kitty goes away.
"I knew that milk would come back to haunt me!"
He then burps so hard making them all get sent back, he drops the stuff but then recovers it all.
"U" in the middle!
The wonderland kids all clapped for him and he said:"Thank you, thank you all very much."
"Your dad's a fun guy."Shin said to Kitty.
"Of course, he's the one that gave me the best memories when I was younger."She said."He's been the best dad a girl could ask."
"I swear if you do anything."Milton was glaring at the cat.
"Come on, be more fun."The Cat said."Who wants to come with me?"He looks at the kids and the wonderland kids, Shin and Raven raised they're hands."Great, give me five."He looks at his hand."Four."They made four fingers and hit his hand.
They went out while he sings but then he stops seeing Carmine at the entrance.
"A monster!"He then jumps to Kitty's arms."It's a monster, she's going to murderlize me!"
"Don't worry."Cerise came."Carmine won't hurt cats."
"Oh good, because she's lucky."He then saw Kitty."Get off me."Kitty lets him go."I'm okay."He gets up and they followed him.
"So kiddos, what do you want to do?"The Cat asked.
"How about cupcakes."Maddie said.
"Cupcakes oh yeah, to the cafeteria."He said and they followed him.
"Live in the cafeteria of Ever After a commercial announcement for Astounding Products."
The crew were sitting on chairs as a table had another cat wearing wig, shirt and glasses comes up.
"Hi welcome to Astounding Products."
The real cat is laughing clapping his hands and they smiled.
"I'm your host the guy in the sweater that asks all the obvious questions, now here to tell us about his astounding product is..."
"Me!"Then another cat wearing chef hat."Hello!"He goes to the table.
"Now do you love cupcakes but hate all that hard work."
"Well I know I do."The Sweater one said.
"Well forget everything you know about making cupcakes."He throws the stuff away."And say hello to the amazing Kupcake-Inator."
"Cupcaker what?"
"Kupcake-Inator!"
"Now this amazing device can make anything that you have in the kitchen."
"Wait did you say anything?"
"Anything."
"Anything?"
" Yes anything."
Anything?"
"Anything."
"Anything?"
"I'll get you, and it will look like a bloody acident."
"Now take off the lid."He takes off the lid."Now put a box."He puts a box.
"What?"
"Some hotdogs."
"That's incredible."
"How about some ketchup. And I know what your thinking even a rocket."He gets a fireworks rocket and puts it inside."Now close the lid, open the drawer."He opens it."Fill the Kupcake-Inator tray."He fills it with purple goo."Close the drawer. And place it inside the oven."He puts it inside.
"Delicious cupcakes just minutes away."
"Wait did you say minutes away, that's impossible."
"Your not just wrong your stupid."
"Not wait just a moment."
"And your ugly just like your mother."
"Did you just call my mother ugly?"
"Shut up!"Chef cat takes out a butcher knife."I will end you!"He hits it down hitting his tail.
The others grunted and Kitty said:"Dad, your tail."
He looks at her."What about it."He then looks."Oh I see, I chopped it off, that's interesting because..."He picks it up revealing it in two."Son of a b-"A beep happened and the kids ears were covered up.
Later
"Okay."They were sitting at a table with the cat fixing his tail."I have to be more careful."
Shin looks at the oven."Hey cat the oven."
He looks at it."Well yeah, it means they're ready Kin."
"Shin."
"That's what I said dip."
"Cat!"Shin said.
"Now that's my name."He laughs.
Then it explodes making the cat get a umbrella blocking most of it while the rest of the place got covered up.
"Wow, that was close."Raven said.
"I'm sure it still tastes great."He tries the batter."Yuck it's awful, who wants to try?"He offers the others and they shook they're heads.
"So what now dad?"Kitty asked.
"Well I could get some friends."He goes out the door and then comes out with a red crate.
"Wait isn't that the portal to your world?"Lizzie asked.
"Oh yeah."He nodded."Now heres Thing 1 and 2."The two Things came out.
"Ta da!"They said.
"Now okay boys get to work."Cat said and they went around the place cleaning the stains.
"Wow, they're good."Raven said.
"Yeah, now let's have some fun."Cat then summons cars and he puts them all on with him and the two things driving them.
At a restaurant
Chesire and Jiro were there with Cheshire wearing purple dress.
"Well it's such a wonderful day."She said.
"Yes, it is."He smiles at her.
"So, how's raising Shin?"She asked.
"Well it's hard work, but we managed to do it."He said.
"Yes, children are always important."She said.
Then the group busted through the doors and they rode around the place, they got surprised and Cheshire said:"Wait a moment."
Cat jumps off the car and lands on the table, he laughs and looks up to see Chesire.
"Wait."He frowns."Ches."
"What are you doing here Cat?!"She said.
"I came because Kitty asked me to come."He said.
"Wait, this is your ex?"Jiro asked.
"Yes, but now."She looks at Kitty who was hidding behind a table, she then peeks out and smiles nervously.
"Kitty Cheshire come out here!"Ches said.
Kitty comes out and looks down.
"How dare you, did you try and ruin my date?"She said.
"Wait, you called me because you wanted me to ruin your mom's date?"Cat got surprised, he gets off the table and looks at her with a disappointed look.
She looks at both her parents and she starts to cry.
"Kitty's crying?!"Maddie said.
"I don't believe it."Lizzie said.
"I just didn't want things to change!"Kitty said.
"Kitty?"Her parents got surprised.
"It's just, I just didn't like seeing my mom with another man, my best memories were when you we're both together, I just thought that maybe you would go back together one day and be a family together once more!"Kitty said while choking.
Her parents looked at her and sigh, they took her to a chair and sat her down.
"Kitty, it's not because we didn't care about you."Ches said.
"Yeah, sometimes when parents have a long life they see they are not really made for each other, they just decided to find someone else."Cat said.
"But one thing will always remain the same."Ches smiles at her.
"We always love you."Cat said and they hugged her making Kitty smile.
Maddie cries at the scene."I love happy endings."
"But..."Shin looks around at the mess."What are we going to do about this mess?"
"Don't worry, Things!"Cat calls out to them.
They came back with cleaning cars and they started to fix up the place, after some time they saw the place was all fixed up.
"There."Cat said.
Jiro looks at Cat said:"Well you did a good job."
"Thank you."Cat looks at Jiro and gets scared a bit."Your not a dog are you?"
"I can't tell."He smirks.
"Well... I say this, do take care of Ches, she's a great woman."Cat said.
"I will."Jiro said.
"Now, I think I'll stick around for a bit."Cat said.
"Really?"Kitty smiles.
"Of course, it's not everyday you get to spend with your little girl."He laughs.
Shin pats her back."I say, enjoy your time."
She smiles at him and kisses his cheek."I will."
"And I won't accept a boy!"Cat said.
"Dad!"She said.
Ches chuckles."Still the same."
"Well yeah."Cat walks away and Ches noticed something on his pocket.
"Cat what is that?"She said and looks back at it.
"Nothing."He said nervously.
Kivat came and pulls it up revealign Ches's face surprising them.
"What?!"Kivat said.
"You darn!"Ches chases after him.
"Come on, your the only woman I ever saw."He said and runs away from his ex.
The others chuckle and Kitty said:"Somethings never change."
Note:Here's a new chapter showing a different side to Kitty, I know some didn't like that Sping Sprung got changed so heres character moment with Kitty, she is scared of change, because deep down she wanted her parents to come back together and even went as far to cause chaos on her mother's date to get her father to ruin it.