Johnny's Testies
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One day Johnny Test was up a tree having a wank while spying on his sisters in the shower when Dukey jumped up beside him.
"Hey Johnny!" He said with a shamefully suductive voice. "What are you doing?"
"Just carressing my balls while I masturbate." Johnny said.
"May I suck on your love spuds?"
"No, but you can suck my bellend if you like."
"Would I!?"
Dukey sucks Jonny's dikc and Johnny groaned so load his mum caught him she was so disgusted.
"Oh my fucking god!" said Johnny's mum before ringing animal rights. They came in faster then lightning and hauled the filthy arab's ass to the juvy faster then the following thunder.
"Stop it was my idea!" Said Dukey in Johnny's defence.
"Sweet Jesus!" Cried a passer-by. "The dog just spoke!"
"That's no dog!" Announced a minister. "That's Baal in dog form! Burn him!"
Then all the townspeople formed an angry mob and jumped on Dukey and tied him up.
"Any last words demon?" Asked the minister.
"Why won't you assholes leave me alone?" Asked Dukey.
They then doused a rubber tire in petrol and dropped it over his head and lights a match before they necklaced the son of a bitch. Dukey screaming for help and in agony but it was drowned out by the mob cheering in joy.
Epilogue
Meanwhile Johnny was getting the shit beat out him in jail by young offenders but no less decent minded people who refused to share a housing with a repulsive sexual deviant. Johnny eventaully slashed his wrists to ease the pain but made to many wounds causing all his blood to be drained and died yet no-one gave two shits.
The end