Hiya folks! It's me, your friendly neighborhood spider man!! Whoa! Wrong
script. let me try again.
Hiya folks! It's me, the amazing, stupendous, almighty, AUTHOR!!! Dun dun dun!!
Annoying reporter voice: "Soul_Mage, what do you think of your latest chapter?
Soul_Mage: "how the heck did you get here?"
ARV: "It doesn't matter, WHAT will happen in THIS chapter??"
Soul_Mage: " Uh, firstly, I think my latest chapter will be a big hit and secondly, You should read it for yourself. So leave me alone."
ARV: " But I'm the media!! It's my job to annoy people and tell the world what they didn't want to know in the first place!!"
Soul_Mage: "Run away!!"
Audience: " Yay!!"
CHAPTER 2: meeting the populace //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///
Aeris: *shakes Dagger* "wake up!! Wake up!! You must tell us who is writing this!!"
Tifia: "If you shut up and start looking we may find out you imbecile."
Aeris: " That isn't nice Tifia!!"
Tifia: "Well duh."
Aeris: " Oh yeah, I forgot, my mistake!! But that still is not nice!!"
Dagger: "Uggghh." *gets up groggily* " Who are you?"
Aeris&Tifia: "your consciences."
Dagger: "Oh yeah.hey, was either of you the one who kept telling me jokes in the 5th grade?"
Tifia: "no, that was your sense of Humor but that's besides the point."
Dagger: "My. sense of Humor?"
There was immediately a flash and a puff of smoke as a girl with short brown hair wearing an orange jumpsuit appeared.
??: "Hiya! I'm your sense of humor! Didja call?"
Aeris: "Hi Selphie!"
Tifia: "No! evil spawn of humor! Begone from us!!" She shrieked before running over to Selphie and beating her up.
Selphie: "OWCHIES!! This is why I stay in the subconscious." She glared up at Tifia. " You big meanie!! Now you're gonna get it!!" She bounced up completely healed.
Just as fists were about to fly, Aeris yelled Aeris: "Hey, stop it you guys! *sigh* Dagger passed out again."
Selphie: "Hey, I thought she was the writer. Who's writing this?"
Tifia: "we were discussing that before you butted in."
????: "You want to know who is writing this? It is I!!"
Selphie: "Who is I?"
????: "Grrrr. I am your worst nightmare!"
Tifia: "THE CAREBEARS!?!?"
Aeris: "Sepheroth!!" *curls into fetal position*
Selphie: "What's black, white, and read all over?"
Everyone looked at Selphie in complete confusion.
Selphie: "Dagger's e-mail bwah ha ha ha!"
Dagger looked at her in pity. (Yes, she's awake) Dagger: "That is one seriously bad joke."
Tifia: "Why the Hell are you telling jokes at a time like this you loser?!"
????: " If you guys are done conversing, I'll continue."
And everyone, in tones you would use for the weather, All: "Yes, please continue."
????: "Thank you. *Ah-HEM* I AM SPAM!!! *Dun dun dun! *
All: "NOOOOOO!!"
SPAM: "That's right you fools! I am the evil that fills your inboxes with tons of advertisements about botox and increasing your cup size!!"
Selphie: "I know what S.P.A.M. stands for!! Stuff Posing As Meat!!"
Aeris: " Selphie, that is the weird canned stuff in supermarkets, this SPAM is like Telemarketers on e-mail."
Selphie: "Augh!! The Telemarketers!!"
Dagger: "sorry to ruin your evil scheme, SPAM, but my inbox rejects e-mail from folks I don't know."
Aeris: "That's right! . So you can stop plotting now Tifia."
Tifia: *startled from her insane ideas* "wha?! What are you talking about, I didn't do anything. I don't know anything!!!"
SPAM: "Nooo! You have ruined my plan!! For now. But someday, when you're building a new e-mail, I'll be back!!" And SPAM vanished into the virtual twilight.
Dagger: "Well that was weird. *sigh*" But, as she tried to dissipate back to the real world, she was yanked back in.
Dagger: "What? Hey, are any of you sealing my exit?"
No one answered because Selphie and Tifia were busy fighting and Aeris was trying to get them to stop.
Dagger: ".. I have the feeling I'm gonna be here for a while..." ________________ _________________________ ______________________ ___________ Stupid announcer person: Is SPAM gone for good? Will Dagger's brain continue to quarrel amongst itself? Will more people emerge from Dagger's mind? Will I ever get a life and do something besides announce things that no one cares about? All this and more (or maybe less) in the next installment of
LOST IN E-MAIL.COM!!! *dun dun dun*
ARV: "Well that's Chapter 2. Waddaya think Soul_Mage?"
Soul_Mage: "Leave me alone you freak!!" (Smacks ARV upside the head) Wow, I feel better. ^-^
I hope all you adoring readers enjoyed my bizarre story. I promise it gets better in the next few 'cause I will be putting in more characters. Oh yeah, if you folks are so kind as to review, I will welcome any ideas of what to do to the characters, including adding new characters (from 7-10 only please) and new brain parts to bring to life. Thank you for your patronage.
Soul_Mage: "I summon Ifrit! *Ifrit appears* Fry anyone who reads this and doesn't write a review!"
Ifrit: " yes master"
Soul_Mage: "bye bye everyone!"
Hiya folks! It's me, the amazing, stupendous, almighty, AUTHOR!!! Dun dun dun!!
Annoying reporter voice: "Soul_Mage, what do you think of your latest chapter?
Soul_Mage: "how the heck did you get here?"
ARV: "It doesn't matter, WHAT will happen in THIS chapter??"
Soul_Mage: " Uh, firstly, I think my latest chapter will be a big hit and secondly, You should read it for yourself. So leave me alone."
ARV: " But I'm the media!! It's my job to annoy people and tell the world what they didn't want to know in the first place!!"
Soul_Mage: "Run away!!"
Audience: " Yay!!"
CHAPTER 2: meeting the populace //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///
Aeris: *shakes Dagger* "wake up!! Wake up!! You must tell us who is writing this!!"
Tifia: "If you shut up and start looking we may find out you imbecile."
Aeris: " That isn't nice Tifia!!"
Tifia: "Well duh."
Aeris: " Oh yeah, I forgot, my mistake!! But that still is not nice!!"
Dagger: "Uggghh." *gets up groggily* " Who are you?"
Aeris&Tifia: "your consciences."
Dagger: "Oh yeah.hey, was either of you the one who kept telling me jokes in the 5th grade?"
Tifia: "no, that was your sense of Humor but that's besides the point."
Dagger: "My. sense of Humor?"
There was immediately a flash and a puff of smoke as a girl with short brown hair wearing an orange jumpsuit appeared.
??: "Hiya! I'm your sense of humor! Didja call?"
Aeris: "Hi Selphie!"
Tifia: "No! evil spawn of humor! Begone from us!!" She shrieked before running over to Selphie and beating her up.
Selphie: "OWCHIES!! This is why I stay in the subconscious." She glared up at Tifia. " You big meanie!! Now you're gonna get it!!" She bounced up completely healed.
Just as fists were about to fly, Aeris yelled Aeris: "Hey, stop it you guys! *sigh* Dagger passed out again."
Selphie: "Hey, I thought she was the writer. Who's writing this?"
Tifia: "we were discussing that before you butted in."
????: "You want to know who is writing this? It is I!!"
Selphie: "Who is I?"
????: "Grrrr. I am your worst nightmare!"
Tifia: "THE CAREBEARS!?!?"
Aeris: "Sepheroth!!" *curls into fetal position*
Selphie: "What's black, white, and read all over?"
Everyone looked at Selphie in complete confusion.
Selphie: "Dagger's e-mail bwah ha ha ha!"
Dagger looked at her in pity. (Yes, she's awake) Dagger: "That is one seriously bad joke."
Tifia: "Why the Hell are you telling jokes at a time like this you loser?!"
????: " If you guys are done conversing, I'll continue."
And everyone, in tones you would use for the weather, All: "Yes, please continue."
????: "Thank you. *Ah-HEM* I AM SPAM!!! *Dun dun dun! *
All: "NOOOOOO!!"
SPAM: "That's right you fools! I am the evil that fills your inboxes with tons of advertisements about botox and increasing your cup size!!"
Selphie: "I know what S.P.A.M. stands for!! Stuff Posing As Meat!!"
Aeris: " Selphie, that is the weird canned stuff in supermarkets, this SPAM is like Telemarketers on e-mail."
Selphie: "Augh!! The Telemarketers!!"
Dagger: "sorry to ruin your evil scheme, SPAM, but my inbox rejects e-mail from folks I don't know."
Aeris: "That's right! . So you can stop plotting now Tifia."
Tifia: *startled from her insane ideas* "wha?! What are you talking about, I didn't do anything. I don't know anything!!!"
SPAM: "Nooo! You have ruined my plan!! For now. But someday, when you're building a new e-mail, I'll be back!!" And SPAM vanished into the virtual twilight.
Dagger: "Well that was weird. *sigh*" But, as she tried to dissipate back to the real world, she was yanked back in.
Dagger: "What? Hey, are any of you sealing my exit?"
No one answered because Selphie and Tifia were busy fighting and Aeris was trying to get them to stop.
Dagger: ".. I have the feeling I'm gonna be here for a while..." ________________ _________________________ ______________________ ___________ Stupid announcer person: Is SPAM gone for good? Will Dagger's brain continue to quarrel amongst itself? Will more people emerge from Dagger's mind? Will I ever get a life and do something besides announce things that no one cares about? All this and more (or maybe less) in the next installment of
LOST IN E-MAIL.COM!!! *dun dun dun*
ARV: "Well that's Chapter 2. Waddaya think Soul_Mage?"
Soul_Mage: "Leave me alone you freak!!" (Smacks ARV upside the head) Wow, I feel better. ^-^
I hope all you adoring readers enjoyed my bizarre story. I promise it gets better in the next few 'cause I will be putting in more characters. Oh yeah, if you folks are so kind as to review, I will welcome any ideas of what to do to the characters, including adding new characters (from 7-10 only please) and new brain parts to bring to life. Thank you for your patronage.
Soul_Mage: "I summon Ifrit! *Ifrit appears* Fry anyone who reads this and doesn't write a review!"
Ifrit: " yes master"
Soul_Mage: "bye bye everyone!"