I haven't put this down for a while so here it is:
I don't own Final Fantasy, I don't own the stupid announcer persons, I do
own my version of Dagger however (who is not, I repeat: NOT the dagger from
ff9) and I also own, ICE CREAM!!! *chomp*
Soul_Mage: "Okey dokey, hiya, this is the ruler of the cosmos speaking, I have a special announcement to make: I will soon start putting cameos of the reviewers who ask in the story. So, who wants to join the madness?"
*Crickets chirp*
"Humph. Okay, everyone who I change into a cameo will get to input a un- put-downable suggestion as long as it is not gross such as making out with the characters. (Hugs are fine)"
Audience: "yay!"
Soul_Mage: "that's more like it! On with the story."
CHAPTER 4: A real person arrives! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Selphie: "Marshmallows! Marshmallows! *Te he! *"
Tifia: "Shut up."
Selphie: "why should I?"
Tifia: "because otherwise the telemarketers will come and get you."
Selphie: "ahhh! The telemarketers!!" *fetal position resumed*
Dagger: *counts* "Aeris: good conscience, Tifia: evil conscience, Selphie: sense of humor, Riona: creativity, Squall: common sense And me. Is that everyone?"
Squall: "That's 'and I'."
Dagger: "so, is that everyone?"
Squall: "no one ever listens to me. *sob*"
Aeris: *tends to the shrieking Selphie* "that sounds about right."
Dagger: *brightens* "I wonder if I can type someone in." *types*
Suddenly a boy with spiked blonde hair and shockingly blue eyes appeared.
Dagger: "Cameron." *passes out*
Aeris: "this is getting really annoying."
Tifia: "for once I agree with you."
Cameron: "Wha?? Where am I?! Who are you? I was just checking my e-mail and now I'm here!"
Selphie: "you're cute!"
Tifia: "the telemarketers."
Selphie: "ahh!"
All: "that's just sad."
Riona: "yeah but she's right, you are capital CUTE!"
Squall: "Riona?!" *sob*
Cameron: "that's very nice but will someone PLEASE tell me what's going on here?"
Squall: *points* "do you recognize that girl?"
Cameron: "yeah, that's dagger, she was in my 7th grade. But what does that have to do with anything?"
Aeris: "She had a huge crush on you."
Cam: "she did?"
Tifia: *still watching Selphie gibber* "yeah, she practically passed out when you talked to her."
Riona: "apparently she liked you so much that she brought you here with the rest of us."
Cam: "and who are you?"
Selphie: "I'm Selphie! I'm Dagger's sense of humor! Pleased ta-meecha!"
Cam: "Excuse me?"
Selphie: "Hu-mor"
Aeris/Tifia: "Conscience."
Squall: "Common Sense. Who everyone ignor..."
Riona: "Creativity!"
Squall: "See? Even my girlfriend ignores me!"
Cam: " You are aspects of her mind?"
Selphie: "Yup! We're from downtown cerebrum!"
Dagger awoke. Dagger: ".*yawn* Cameron!"
All 'cept Cam&Dagger: "DON'T PASS OUT AGAIN!!!"
Cam/Dagger: "Eep."
S.A.P.: "Will more people come? Will Selphie ever get over her fear of telemarketers? Will Dagger realize that Cameron now knows that she has a crush on him? Will anybody ever pay attention to Squall? Find out next time on:
Lost in e-mail.com!!!
Soul_Mage: "Now it's time for reviewer corner! ^-^"
Tifia: "is that the best name you can come up with?"
Soul_Mage: "Shut up, I don't recall you helping thinking up a name."
Alpha Blades: Cool. I'm glad you liked it. 10 thumbs? COOL!! I bet that helps in the stupid mini games. I understand your feeling for script- type, I normally write, well uh, normally but I decided to try something different. Thanks, Spam is probably my favorite original character so far. The characters not being their actual personalities is kinda the point. Dagger in this story actually is not intended to resemble Garnet (who I plan to throw into the mix) I just stole the name and the personality is taken from assorted people (The pyromaniac ref. Is me)
Tifia, well let me explain, when I was first playing ff. I liked to imagine that there were people inside my head dictating what I should do. (Where this story originated) I liked the names Tifia and Aeris and since Tifia was the 'head of the evil department' she is Dagger's evil conscience.
I'll read your stories. It's the least I can do since you're the only person to give me a decent review.
Wufei aka Em: I'm working on it! ^-^
Yasha Clstmk213: OK! I will continue to write because of this review! ^-^
Soul_Mage: "Well that's it! ICE CREAM! ^-^"
Chocobo: "Kweh." *pecks*
Soul_Mage: "ow ow OW!"
Audience: "yay!"
Soul_Mage: "Okey dokey, hiya, this is the ruler of the cosmos speaking, I have a special announcement to make: I will soon start putting cameos of the reviewers who ask in the story. So, who wants to join the madness?"
*Crickets chirp*
"Humph. Okay, everyone who I change into a cameo will get to input a un- put-downable suggestion as long as it is not gross such as making out with the characters. (Hugs are fine)"
Audience: "yay!"
Soul_Mage: "that's more like it! On with the story."
CHAPTER 4: A real person arrives! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Selphie: "Marshmallows! Marshmallows! *Te he! *"
Tifia: "Shut up."
Selphie: "why should I?"
Tifia: "because otherwise the telemarketers will come and get you."
Selphie: "ahhh! The telemarketers!!" *fetal position resumed*
Dagger: *counts* "Aeris: good conscience, Tifia: evil conscience, Selphie: sense of humor, Riona: creativity, Squall: common sense And me. Is that everyone?"
Squall: "That's 'and I'."
Dagger: "so, is that everyone?"
Squall: "no one ever listens to me. *sob*"
Aeris: *tends to the shrieking Selphie* "that sounds about right."
Dagger: *brightens* "I wonder if I can type someone in." *types*
Suddenly a boy with spiked blonde hair and shockingly blue eyes appeared.
Dagger: "Cameron." *passes out*
Aeris: "this is getting really annoying."
Tifia: "for once I agree with you."
Cameron: "Wha?? Where am I?! Who are you? I was just checking my e-mail and now I'm here!"
Selphie: "you're cute!"
Tifia: "the telemarketers."
Selphie: "ahh!"
All: "that's just sad."
Riona: "yeah but she's right, you are capital CUTE!"
Squall: "Riona?!" *sob*
Cameron: "that's very nice but will someone PLEASE tell me what's going on here?"
Squall: *points* "do you recognize that girl?"
Cameron: "yeah, that's dagger, she was in my 7th grade. But what does that have to do with anything?"
Aeris: "She had a huge crush on you."
Cam: "she did?"
Tifia: *still watching Selphie gibber* "yeah, she practically passed out when you talked to her."
Riona: "apparently she liked you so much that she brought you here with the rest of us."
Cam: "and who are you?"
Selphie: "I'm Selphie! I'm Dagger's sense of humor! Pleased ta-meecha!"
Cam: "Excuse me?"
Selphie: "Hu-mor"
Aeris/Tifia: "Conscience."
Squall: "Common Sense. Who everyone ignor..."
Riona: "Creativity!"
Squall: "See? Even my girlfriend ignores me!"
Cam: " You are aspects of her mind?"
Selphie: "Yup! We're from downtown cerebrum!"
Dagger awoke. Dagger: ".*yawn* Cameron!"
All 'cept Cam&Dagger: "DON'T PASS OUT AGAIN!!!"
Cam/Dagger: "Eep."
S.A.P.: "Will more people come? Will Selphie ever get over her fear of telemarketers? Will Dagger realize that Cameron now knows that she has a crush on him? Will anybody ever pay attention to Squall? Find out next time on:
Lost in e-mail.com!!!
Soul_Mage: "Now it's time for reviewer corner! ^-^"
Tifia: "is that the best name you can come up with?"
Soul_Mage: "Shut up, I don't recall you helping thinking up a name."
Alpha Blades: Cool. I'm glad you liked it. 10 thumbs? COOL!! I bet that helps in the stupid mini games. I understand your feeling for script- type, I normally write, well uh, normally but I decided to try something different. Thanks, Spam is probably my favorite original character so far. The characters not being their actual personalities is kinda the point. Dagger in this story actually is not intended to resemble Garnet (who I plan to throw into the mix) I just stole the name and the personality is taken from assorted people (The pyromaniac ref. Is me)
Tifia, well let me explain, when I was first playing ff. I liked to imagine that there were people inside my head dictating what I should do. (Where this story originated) I liked the names Tifia and Aeris and since Tifia was the 'head of the evil department' she is Dagger's evil conscience.
I'll read your stories. It's the least I can do since you're the only person to give me a decent review.
Wufei aka Em: I'm working on it! ^-^
Yasha Clstmk213: OK! I will continue to write because of this review! ^-^
Soul_Mage: "Well that's it! ICE CREAM! ^-^"
Chocobo: "Kweh." *pecks*
Soul_Mage: "ow ow OW!"
Audience: "yay!"