*sings* I don't own anything, not Final Fantasy, the net or spam, oh no, I
don't own anything, so don't sue me claiming a scam!
A brown haired girl enters, wearing white mage robe over jeans and a T- shirt. Soul_Mage: *evil grin* "Mwah ha ha ha!! Now is the time for ice cream!! *chomp*"
FFCharacters: *glare of doom*
Soul_Mage: "awww, fine, ya meanies. Now is the time for chapter 5!
FFCharacters: *smile*
Soul_Mage: "I feel so loved. ^-^"
Tifia: "you have too many faults to be loved, and besides, you're a loser ya loser!"
Aeris: "Aww, I know you're just saying that. ^-^"
Tifia: "Shut up Aeris! You're just as stupid as her! And stop making those stupid faces!"
Soul_Mage: *stupid grin* "Everyone likes me!"
Tifia: *mutters* " I strongly doubt that."
Soul_Mage/Aeris: ^-^
Tifia: "I hate you. Both of you. Now on with the story."
Soul_Mage: "AND ICE CREAM!!"
Tifia: "and ice cream."
CHAPTER 5: The dark messenger. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Dagger: "Cameron! Hi it's been over, let me think. 7 months since I saw you last! Oh yeah, sorry for my entourage but we are all trapped here and I thought you could help us since you're so smart."
Cam: "so you got me stuck here too?"
Dagger: "oh please, Cam, if we don't work together we'll be stuck here together forever!! *mumbles* not that that's a bad thing."
Cam: "huh?"
Dagger: "oh I was just, uh, asking you if you thought we might need some back up."
Cam: *looks at the antics of the Final Fantasy look a-likes*"by the looks of things. We'll need all the help we can get."
Dagger: "Okay!! *types* (to: my entire mailbox. Subject: Help! Message: Help! We're stuck in www.Lostine-mail.com. Come at your own risk.) How's that sound?"
Cam: "fine, send it."
Dagger: "Wow! I feel so adventurous!" (You just know she's asking for trouble, saying the name of one of her mind's elements.)
Suddenly, (what did I tell you?) a blonde haired guy with a monkey tail appeared.
Zidane: "Adventure's my name, Zidane's my game!"
Squall: "that's, Zidane's my name, Adventure's my game."
Zidane: "Whatever."
Squall: "why, WHY does no one ever listen to me?! *sob*"
Tifia: "Okay! I say we trash this place and turn it into a virtual hell!
Aeris: "No! Let's turn it into a resting place for weary site searchers!"
Selphie: "What would be fun to make and even funnier when it's done?" ~long pause~ "a joke site!" *crickets chirp*
Riona: "let's make it into a fan-art site!"
Zidane: "an RPG Adventure site!"
Squall: "Shouldn't we be trying to find a way out rather than argue?" *Others continue fighting* "No one ever listens to me. *sob*"
Cam: "Why is everyone calling me Cam? My name's Cameron."
Dagger: " 'cause it's easier to type."
Cam: "oh, okay."
Moments later, a cloud flies down from the sky bearing a couple dressed in black. The guy wearing dice all over his clothes, the girl's with stickers of bunnies saying stuff like 'I know how you feel, I just don't care'.
Dagger: "Tom! Duke! How is ya? Hey, where'd you get that ring. Oh my god, Tom! You and Duke finally got married?!"
Tom: "Yup! I keep tellin' ya, you can get ANYTHING online now."
Duke: "She almost left me for a fireman."
All: " . . ."
Cam: "Who are these people?"
Dagger: "oh, Cam, this is Tom, she goes to my school, and Duke is her husband."
Tom: "Dagger, is THIS the guy you keep yapping about?"
Dagger: "SHUSH!"
Cam: "it's okay, I figured it out."
Dagger: "That I have a crush the size of mount St. Helen on you?"
Cam: "yeah. Wait, WHAT?! I didn't know you still had a crush on me!"
Tom: "Well, Cat's out of the bag now. Oh yeah, you're cute, what's your name again? Cam. . Hey are you strong enough to brake rubber bracelets?"
Cam: "Wha?!?
Stupid Announcer Person: " Will the characters change Lostine-mail.com into a hell-like resting place for weary site searchers where they can tell jokes, create fan-art, play RPGs and try to find a way out? Will Cam, Duke or Tom find a way to get out when Dagger is too busy passing out to? Has anyone noticed that Stupid Announcer Person's initials are SAP? See you next time on: Lost in e-mail.com!! *dun, da dun dun, DA DUN!!*
Soul_Mage: ^-^ "Well, that was chapter 5!"
Tifia: "I said stop making those d*** faces!"
Aeris: "Tifia! Don't swear in front of the readers!"
Tifia: "Why not? Besides, you stopped making the faces didn't you?"
Aeris: "OH YEAH?!"
Tifia: "YEAH!"
Aeris: ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Tifia: "WELL F*** you! You can go to h***! You don't like swearing? TAKE THIS! @$###%!! %^%#^^*! %^%#!! ^%^$*&)%^^%!!"
Soul_Mage: calmly "stop that right now or else."
Tifia&Aeris: " ^-^ $#$$# ^-^ !!@#$?! ^-^ E$%#$!"
Soul_Mage: "Can't say I didn't warn them."
Telephone: "ring ring RING!!"
Tifia&Aeris:*answer it* "hello?"
Telephone: "Have you asked your doctor about Viagra?"
Selphie: "AHHH!!! THE TELEMARKETERS!!!"
Tifia&Aeris: *hang up*
Aeris: "I now know the true meaning of fear!"
Tifia: "Selphie, I'm sorry I made fun of you about being scared of telemarketers!! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!"
Selphie: "the telemarketers."
Tifia: ". You know that if you didn't do that you wouldn't be so fun to make fun of."
Soul_Mage: "well! Now that THAT has taken care of, it's time for reviewer corner! Dang I wish I had a better name for it than that."
AlphaBlades: Yup! Dagger isn't garnet! Well she is. yadda yadda yadda. Sorry! Selphie will most likely continue to fear telemarketers for the rest of the story. Hey! I never said Aeris and Tifia told me what to write! They just inspired the story.
Wufei aka Em: Well, I have common sense; I just don't listen to it. Hey I know! I can have someone like Zell be stupidity and he and Selphie can be the dorks of the group! Go ahead and rant. I like it! Long disturbing reviews inspire me!
Marty78: Lol is great! Okay I've put squall in, I can't decide what elements of Dagger's mind I could make Seifer and Irvine. Any ideas? I won't try to make you write longer reviews but I will say that if you do, I'll greatly appreciate it. The more disturbing the better! Oh yeah! *hug* you're the only person to write a review for each of my posted chapters! Thanks!
Soul_Mage: "Well folks I'm done writing for now. Let me say that chapter 6 is an alternate ending. It takes up only 1 chapter so when the story is 'finished', KEEP READING!! The story will continue being written from this point in chapter 7. I summon a moogle!
Moogle: " KUPO! Hiya Soul_Mage! So you need help with your chocobo?"
Soul_Mage: *has Chocobo pecking on head* "Yes."
Moogle: "Here's what you do. *whisper whisper*"
Soul_Mage: *brightens* "Okay! I'll try that! Ow! Will you stop pecking me you stupid chocobo!?"
Chocobo: "Kweh." *keeps pecking*
Audience: "Yay!"
A brown haired girl enters, wearing white mage robe over jeans and a T- shirt. Soul_Mage: *evil grin* "Mwah ha ha ha!! Now is the time for ice cream!! *chomp*"
FFCharacters: *glare of doom*
Soul_Mage: "awww, fine, ya meanies. Now is the time for chapter 5!
FFCharacters: *smile*
Soul_Mage: "I feel so loved. ^-^"
Tifia: "you have too many faults to be loved, and besides, you're a loser ya loser!"
Aeris: "Aww, I know you're just saying that. ^-^"
Tifia: "Shut up Aeris! You're just as stupid as her! And stop making those stupid faces!"
Soul_Mage: *stupid grin* "Everyone likes me!"
Tifia: *mutters* " I strongly doubt that."
Soul_Mage/Aeris: ^-^
Tifia: "I hate you. Both of you. Now on with the story."
Soul_Mage: "AND ICE CREAM!!"
Tifia: "and ice cream."
CHAPTER 5: The dark messenger. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Dagger: "Cameron! Hi it's been over, let me think. 7 months since I saw you last! Oh yeah, sorry for my entourage but we are all trapped here and I thought you could help us since you're so smart."
Cam: "so you got me stuck here too?"
Dagger: "oh please, Cam, if we don't work together we'll be stuck here together forever!! *mumbles* not that that's a bad thing."
Cam: "huh?"
Dagger: "oh I was just, uh, asking you if you thought we might need some back up."
Cam: *looks at the antics of the Final Fantasy look a-likes*"by the looks of things. We'll need all the help we can get."
Dagger: "Okay!! *types* (to: my entire mailbox. Subject: Help! Message: Help! We're stuck in www.Lostine-mail.com. Come at your own risk.) How's that sound?"
Cam: "fine, send it."
Dagger: "Wow! I feel so adventurous!" (You just know she's asking for trouble, saying the name of one of her mind's elements.)
Suddenly, (what did I tell you?) a blonde haired guy with a monkey tail appeared.
Zidane: "Adventure's my name, Zidane's my game!"
Squall: "that's, Zidane's my name, Adventure's my game."
Zidane: "Whatever."
Squall: "why, WHY does no one ever listen to me?! *sob*"
Tifia: "Okay! I say we trash this place and turn it into a virtual hell!
Aeris: "No! Let's turn it into a resting place for weary site searchers!"
Selphie: "What would be fun to make and even funnier when it's done?" ~long pause~ "a joke site!" *crickets chirp*
Riona: "let's make it into a fan-art site!"
Zidane: "an RPG Adventure site!"
Squall: "Shouldn't we be trying to find a way out rather than argue?" *Others continue fighting* "No one ever listens to me. *sob*"
Cam: "Why is everyone calling me Cam? My name's Cameron."
Dagger: " 'cause it's easier to type."
Cam: "oh, okay."
Moments later, a cloud flies down from the sky bearing a couple dressed in black. The guy wearing dice all over his clothes, the girl's with stickers of bunnies saying stuff like 'I know how you feel, I just don't care'.
Dagger: "Tom! Duke! How is ya? Hey, where'd you get that ring. Oh my god, Tom! You and Duke finally got married?!"
Tom: "Yup! I keep tellin' ya, you can get ANYTHING online now."
Duke: "She almost left me for a fireman."
All: " . . ."
Cam: "Who are these people?"
Dagger: "oh, Cam, this is Tom, she goes to my school, and Duke is her husband."
Tom: "Dagger, is THIS the guy you keep yapping about?"
Dagger: "SHUSH!"
Cam: "it's okay, I figured it out."
Dagger: "That I have a crush the size of mount St. Helen on you?"
Cam: "yeah. Wait, WHAT?! I didn't know you still had a crush on me!"
Tom: "Well, Cat's out of the bag now. Oh yeah, you're cute, what's your name again? Cam. . Hey are you strong enough to brake rubber bracelets?"
Cam: "Wha?!?
Stupid Announcer Person: " Will the characters change Lostine-mail.com into a hell-like resting place for weary site searchers where they can tell jokes, create fan-art, play RPGs and try to find a way out? Will Cam, Duke or Tom find a way to get out when Dagger is too busy passing out to? Has anyone noticed that Stupid Announcer Person's initials are SAP? See you next time on: Lost in e-mail.com!! *dun, da dun dun, DA DUN!!*
Soul_Mage: ^-^ "Well, that was chapter 5!"
Tifia: "I said stop making those d*** faces!"
Aeris: "Tifia! Don't swear in front of the readers!"
Tifia: "Why not? Besides, you stopped making the faces didn't you?"
Aeris: "OH YEAH?!"
Tifia: "YEAH!"
Aeris: ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Tifia: "WELL F*** you! You can go to h***! You don't like swearing? TAKE THIS! @$###%!! %^%#^^*! %^%#!! ^%^$*&)%^^%!!"
Soul_Mage: calmly "stop that right now or else."
Tifia&Aeris: " ^-^ $#$$# ^-^ !!@#$?! ^-^ E$%#$!"
Soul_Mage: "Can't say I didn't warn them."
Telephone: "ring ring RING!!"
Tifia&Aeris:*answer it* "hello?"
Telephone: "Have you asked your doctor about Viagra?"
Selphie: "AHHH!!! THE TELEMARKETERS!!!"
Tifia&Aeris: *hang up*
Aeris: "I now know the true meaning of fear!"
Tifia: "Selphie, I'm sorry I made fun of you about being scared of telemarketers!! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!"
Selphie: "the telemarketers."
Tifia: ". You know that if you didn't do that you wouldn't be so fun to make fun of."
Soul_Mage: "well! Now that THAT has taken care of, it's time for reviewer corner! Dang I wish I had a better name for it than that."
AlphaBlades: Yup! Dagger isn't garnet! Well she is. yadda yadda yadda. Sorry! Selphie will most likely continue to fear telemarketers for the rest of the story. Hey! I never said Aeris and Tifia told me what to write! They just inspired the story.
Wufei aka Em: Well, I have common sense; I just don't listen to it. Hey I know! I can have someone like Zell be stupidity and he and Selphie can be the dorks of the group! Go ahead and rant. I like it! Long disturbing reviews inspire me!
Marty78: Lol is great! Okay I've put squall in, I can't decide what elements of Dagger's mind I could make Seifer and Irvine. Any ideas? I won't try to make you write longer reviews but I will say that if you do, I'll greatly appreciate it. The more disturbing the better! Oh yeah! *hug* you're the only person to write a review for each of my posted chapters! Thanks!
Soul_Mage: "Well folks I'm done writing for now. Let me say that chapter 6 is an alternate ending. It takes up only 1 chapter so when the story is 'finished', KEEP READING!! The story will continue being written from this point in chapter 7. I summon a moogle!
Moogle: " KUPO! Hiya Soul_Mage! So you need help with your chocobo?"
Soul_Mage: *has Chocobo pecking on head* "Yes."
Moogle: "Here's what you do. *whisper whisper*"
Soul_Mage: *brightens* "Okay! I'll try that! Ow! Will you stop pecking me you stupid chocobo!?"
Chocobo: "Kweh." *keeps pecking*
Audience: "Yay!"