Soul_Mage: "Okay, let me try this again, THIS IS NOT THE END OF LOSTINE-
MAIL.COM!!! When I originally wrote an outline for the story this was the
ending chapter. HOWEVER, I decided to continue writing the story starting
from the end of chapter 5. This chapter is how it COULD have ended. BUT
I'M NOT ENDING IT THIS IS AN ALTERNATE ENIDNG!!! THIS STORY WILL CONTINUE
FROM THE LAST CHAPTER!!
Okay, I hope everyone understands now.
I don't own anything I write about in this story, not Cameron (too bad), not Final fantasy, not spam, not Tom or Duke, all I own is my ideas and my version of Dagger. Well, I also own ICE CREAM!! ^-^"
Tom: "What is it with you and ice cream?"
Soul_Mage: "It's so tasty! All the vanilla-y goodness makes me happy!"
Tom: "you're really weird you know that?"
Soul_Mage: "yeah, do you want some?"
Tom: "Heck yeah!"
Soul_Mage&Tom: "yum! ^-^"
Soul_Mage: "Oh yeah, Tom this chapter is dedicated to you 'cause you are the only person I actually know who reads this! So, would you like the honors?"
Tom: "sure. Okay, here is chapter 6."
Soul_Mage: "which is an ALTERNATE ENDING."
Tom: "Yeah, so here it is, chapter 6. Oh, and let apologize now that this chapter is not like the other ones."
CHAPTER 6: Alternate Ending////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Cam: "What?!"
Dagger: "Whoa, whoa! WHAT?"
Tom: "I asked him if he was strong enough to brake rubber bracelets. That's all."
Dagger: "I AM PERFECTLY AWARE ON WHAT YOU SAID!"
Tom: "so why did you ask?"
Dagger: "Look, I brought him here so you're not touching him you hear!?"
Tom: "Why not?"
Cam: "Whoa! Do I not have any say in this?"
Dagger&Tom: "NO!!"
Dagger: "I am as good as the writer! I can do anything I like!"
Aeris: ". You can? But if everything happens the way you want it to, would you be having this argument?"
All: ". . ...Whoa."
Dagger: "Holy S***! Who's writing this!?"
Mysterious Voice: "I am the Creator."
Aeris: "It must be god!" *falls on her knees*
Tifia: "Get up, *sigh* it's Lucifer."
Aeris: "Satan? NOOOO!"
Selphie: "It's the King of Telemarketers!" *twitch*
Riona: "It's the embodiment of all art!"
Squall: "It COULD be one of us."
All: "Of course not!"
Squall: "no one EVER listens to me."
Zidane: "The endolions!"
Tom: "Sidartha!"
All: "Who's that?"
Tom: "Buddha."
All: "oh."
Yugi: "The true master of the cards!"
Dagger: "Hey! You're not in this story!!"
Yugi: "Sorry!"
Dagger: "Cameron?"
Cam: *thinks really really hard* "No!" *points to Tom* "It's you! You are the one writing this!"
Tom: *looks around* "YES! Bwah ha ha ha! I have trapped you all her for eternity! Come Duke!" *Duke&Tom start dissipating into the virtual night*
Everyone threw themselves at Duke and held him down.
Tom: "Let him go!"
All: "no!"
Tifia: "and leave me stranded here with all of these losers? You wish!"
Tom: "You can come."
Tifia: "really?" *lets go*
Dagger: "no! We will not let go till you let us out!"
Cam: "We'll persevere!"
Tom: "Let Duke go!"
All: "No!"
Duke: "Let me go!"
Riona: "and let a cute guy like you get away? No."
Squall: "Riona?!" *sob* Tom: "Fine! I'll let you go!"
Dagger: "Cam first!"
Tom: "Why?"
Dagger: "Cause I got him into this mess."
Cam: *dissipates* "Write me!"
Tom: "Okey dokey, say bye to Lostine-mail.com!"
Selphie: *giggles* "Tap your heels three times and say 'there's no place like home'!"
Tom: "Ahhh! The wizard of oz!"
All except Tom and Duke dissipate. They hug.
Tom: "Let's go buy some cds online to celebrate the evil done today!"
Duke: "Yes mistress of the universe." *drool*
Tom: "Oh you know just what to say to a girl."
END OF ALTERNATE ENDING
Soul_Mage: sorry guys! No S.A.P. today. He's very bored with nothing to announce.
~Far away, in a corner, the stupid announcer person sits clipping his toenails~
Tom: "How come I'm the bad guy?"
Soul_Mage: "Shut up. You liked how I cameod you and you know it."
Tom: "True, true. Hey, you have any of that ice cream left?"
Soul_Mage: "Yes, but you can't have any."
Tom: "Why not?"
Soul_Mage: "I'm saving it for a special occasion."
Tom: ". You're eating it right now."
Soul_Mage: "Nooo! You can't have my preecious!"
Tom&Soul_Mage fight. After a while Soul_Mage emerges triumphant eating her precious.
Soul_Mage: "Whew! Okay! Time for reviewer corner!"
Tom: "THAT'S your name for where you respond to your reviews?"
Soul_Mage: "Hey! I'm open for suggestion! What would you name it Mrs. Smarty pants?"
Tom: "Um, let's see. I dunno."
Soul_Mage: "I rest my case."
Marty78: Just in case you haven't noticed, THIS CHAPTER IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY!! The story will continue as if this chapter never occurred in chap. 7. Tifia really doesn't like those faces. I like the idea for Seifer. Irvine, here's a little secret, girls think about it to. The only difference is we keep it in. I'm hoping that the moogle's advice will help. I've developed about 10 bumps on my head from all my chocobo's pecking.
I don't own anything I write about in this story, not Cameron (too bad), not Final fantasy, not spam, not Tom or Duke, all I own is my ideas and my version of Dagger. Well, I also own ICE CREAM!! ^-^"
Tom: "What is it with you and ice cream?"
Soul_Mage: "It's so tasty! All the vanilla-y goodness makes me happy!"
Tom: "you're really weird you know that?"
Soul_Mage: "yeah, do you want some?"
Tom: "Heck yeah!"
Soul_Mage&Tom: "yum! ^-^"
Soul_Mage: "Oh yeah, Tom this chapter is dedicated to you 'cause you are the only person I actually know who reads this! So, would you like the honors?"
Tom: "sure. Okay, here is chapter 6."
Soul_Mage: "which is an ALTERNATE ENDING."
Tom: "Yeah, so here it is, chapter 6. Oh, and let apologize now that this chapter is not like the other ones."
CHAPTER 6: Alternate Ending////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Cam: "What?!"
Dagger: "Whoa, whoa! WHAT?"
Tom: "I asked him if he was strong enough to brake rubber bracelets. That's all."
Dagger: "I AM PERFECTLY AWARE ON WHAT YOU SAID!"
Tom: "so why did you ask?"
Dagger: "Look, I brought him here so you're not touching him you hear!?"
Tom: "Why not?"
Cam: "Whoa! Do I not have any say in this?"
Dagger&Tom: "NO!!"
Dagger: "I am as good as the writer! I can do anything I like!"
Aeris: ". You can? But if everything happens the way you want it to, would you be having this argument?"
All: ". . ...Whoa."
Dagger: "Holy S***! Who's writing this!?"
Mysterious Voice: "I am the Creator."
Aeris: "It must be god!" *falls on her knees*
Tifia: "Get up, *sigh* it's Lucifer."
Aeris: "Satan? NOOOO!"
Selphie: "It's the King of Telemarketers!" *twitch*
Riona: "It's the embodiment of all art!"
Squall: "It COULD be one of us."
All: "Of course not!"
Squall: "no one EVER listens to me."
Zidane: "The endolions!"
Tom: "Sidartha!"
All: "Who's that?"
Tom: "Buddha."
All: "oh."
Yugi: "The true master of the cards!"
Dagger: "Hey! You're not in this story!!"
Yugi: "Sorry!"
Dagger: "Cameron?"
Cam: *thinks really really hard* "No!" *points to Tom* "It's you! You are the one writing this!"
Tom: *looks around* "YES! Bwah ha ha ha! I have trapped you all her for eternity! Come Duke!" *Duke&Tom start dissipating into the virtual night*
Everyone threw themselves at Duke and held him down.
Tom: "Let him go!"
All: "no!"
Tifia: "and leave me stranded here with all of these losers? You wish!"
Tom: "You can come."
Tifia: "really?" *lets go*
Dagger: "no! We will not let go till you let us out!"
Cam: "We'll persevere!"
Tom: "Let Duke go!"
All: "No!"
Duke: "Let me go!"
Riona: "and let a cute guy like you get away? No."
Squall: "Riona?!" *sob* Tom: "Fine! I'll let you go!"
Dagger: "Cam first!"
Tom: "Why?"
Dagger: "Cause I got him into this mess."
Cam: *dissipates* "Write me!"
Tom: "Okey dokey, say bye to Lostine-mail.com!"
Selphie: *giggles* "Tap your heels three times and say 'there's no place like home'!"
Tom: "Ahhh! The wizard of oz!"
All except Tom and Duke dissipate. They hug.
Tom: "Let's go buy some cds online to celebrate the evil done today!"
Duke: "Yes mistress of the universe." *drool*
Tom: "Oh you know just what to say to a girl."
END OF ALTERNATE ENDING
Soul_Mage: sorry guys! No S.A.P. today. He's very bored with nothing to announce.
~Far away, in a corner, the stupid announcer person sits clipping his toenails~
Tom: "How come I'm the bad guy?"
Soul_Mage: "Shut up. You liked how I cameod you and you know it."
Tom: "True, true. Hey, you have any of that ice cream left?"
Soul_Mage: "Yes, but you can't have any."
Tom: "Why not?"
Soul_Mage: "I'm saving it for a special occasion."
Tom: ". You're eating it right now."
Soul_Mage: "Nooo! You can't have my preecious!"
Tom&Soul_Mage fight. After a while Soul_Mage emerges triumphant eating her precious.
Soul_Mage: "Whew! Okay! Time for reviewer corner!"
Tom: "THAT'S your name for where you respond to your reviews?"
Soul_Mage: "Hey! I'm open for suggestion! What would you name it Mrs. Smarty pants?"
Tom: "Um, let's see. I dunno."
Soul_Mage: "I rest my case."
Marty78: Just in case you haven't noticed, THIS CHAPTER IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY!! The story will continue as if this chapter never occurred in chap. 7. Tifia really doesn't like those faces. I like the idea for Seifer. Irvine, here's a little secret, girls think about it to. The only difference is we keep it in. I'm hoping that the moogle's advice will help. I've developed about 10 bumps on my head from all my chocobo's pecking.