Soul_Mage: "Hiya! How is ya!? Whoa. again with the weird accent. I feel
so unloved! No one wrote a review for the last chapter! Well, anyways, as
you can see: Lost in e-mail.com is CONTINUEING!!! It has not ended!!
It's going on!!"
Squall: "I think they get the point."
Soul_Mage: "I am still writing the story!! While eating ice cream!"
Squall: *sigh* "The reason she hasn't written lately is because she went on a ski trip."
All: "LEAVING US BEHIND!" *sob*
Tom: "Two new characters are joining the madness and, alas, one will be leaving us."
Soul_Mage: "You're gonna kill one of my characters?!"
Tom: "Not unless they make me mad."
Soul_Mage: "Don't kill anyone or else I won't let you have any more ice cream!"
Tom: "You're not letting me have any anyways!"
Soul_Mage: "Ok, if you don't kill anyone unnecessarily I'll buy you some mocha ice cream."
Tom: "How do I know you won't eat it?"
Soul_Mage: " 'cause I hate coffee."
Tom: "tch. Fine."
Squall: "Now here's:"
CHAPTER 7: Acceptance .
Dagger: "TOM, LEAVE HIM ALONE!!"
Cam: "Thanks.."
Dagger: "He's mine."
Cam: "WHOA!! WHAT?!"
Aeris: "No I called him first!"
Tifia: "No way, fool! I did!"
Riona: " Forget it! I called him!"
Squall: "Riona!?" *sob*
Selphie: "I said he was cute before any of ya'll did!"
Tifia: "Shut up before the telemarketers come after you."
Selphie: "ahhh!"
Cam: "were all of you taking bets on whose boyfriend I'd be?"
All girls: *smile innocently* " he he. yes."
Cam: " Jeez, you guys are sickos. I'm outta here." (Dissipates into the night.)
Dagger: "Noooo!! How did he get out! Now I'll never get his e-mail address! Well, if he can get out, well, so can I! *Tries to dissipate again, only to fail* Darn it!"
All: "Yea! That means you've got to stay with us!"
Dagger: plops down in exhaustion " ROLL CALL!"
(Everyone lines up obediently while Dagger does the call.)
Tom: "didja forget someone?"
Dagger: "Oh, I thought you and Duke left with Cameron."
Tom: "Nah, Duke hasn't broken my bracelet yet."
All: ". ."
Dagger: "Well, when he does, be sure to tell me so that I may run around in circles screaming until I hit something and pass out won't you?"
Tom: "Sure thing."
Tifia: *whispers* "That girl and her husband are really beginning to annoy me."
(Amazingly *heavy sarcasm* a little girl with blue hair appeared.)
Eiko: "Eiko, that's my name don't wear it out!"
Zidane: "Hi Eiko-"
Eiko: "I SAID DON'T WEAR IT OUT!!
Zidane: ". . Okay, what is your job?"
Eiko: *proudly* "I'm annoyance!"
Squall: *mutters* "Oh great, just what we need. another Selphie."
Eiko: "HEY! I heard that! You better not mess with me! I'm a summoner!"
Squall: "Well, I've got a gunblade."
Eiko: " I bet your big bad gunblade is just making up for something."
Squall: "Why, you, little."
Aeris: "Leave her alone Squall."
Squall: "but, but she just."
Riona: "I'll make leaving her alone worth your while."
Squall: "well, uh. uh."
Eiko: "Let me guess, Squall. Your job is pathetic ness?"
Squall: @-@ "Riona, if I only HALF beat her up will you make it half worth my while?"
Riona: "no."
Eiko: "Geez, girl! You are SOOO sappy!"
Riona: "On second thought, go ahead Squall."
Squall: "he he he." *cracks knuckles*
Eiko: "uh oh. *runs behind Zidane* protect me!"
Zidane: "Whoa! This is YOUR problem. I guess you'll have to learn it the hard way."
Eiko: "YOU TRAITOR!!"
(Eiko kicks Zidane where it hurts. he falls over in pain.)
Zidane: "Oh geez, when I can feel my gut you are SO gonna get it."
(Zidane and Squall proceed to chase Eiko. Another guy who had spiked blonde hair and a HUGE sword appeared and blocked them)
Cloud: "Leave her alone!"
Aeris&Tifia: "Oh Cloud!!"
Aeris: "I've missed you so much!"
Tifia: "Not as much as I missed him!"
Aeris: "How can you miss someone? You're evil!"
Tifia: "I missed him in a bad way."
Aeris: ". Okay. Cloud what is your job?"
Cloud: *still holding off Squall & Zidane* " Oh, I'm uh, well chivalry and nobility. Stuff like that."
(Zidane & Squall give up)
Tifia: "Wow, not only hot but he's a good guy too?" *sigh*
Aeris: *skeptically* "You hate good guys."
Tifia: "Well, uh, yeah but uh."
Cloud: "They're fighting over me, I feel so loved."
Zidane: "Well at least your girlfriends are here. Hey, here's an idea: We can double date! You can date the pink one and I'll date the dark one!"
Cloud: "get your own girlfriend."
(Zidane and Cloud pull out weapons and begin fighting)
Aeris&Tifia: "They're fighting over us. I feel so loved. ^-^"
Tifia: "Oh great, now you've got me doing it!"
Selphie: "HA HA!"
Tifia: "what did I tell you about the telemarketers?"
Selphie: "Ahh!"
Dagger: "You all know what? I'm tired of everyone popping up randomly." *Starts hitting head against tree* "Come out! Come out! Come out all of you stupid little people! Come out of my head!!" *passes out from exhaustion*
Tom: "How many times has she passed out now?"
Aeris: "Let me think. 1 2 3 4.
~Time passes~
Aeris: 98 99 100 101."
Tom: "OKAY! All right! Forget I asked!"
Aeris: " 105 106 107."
Tifia: "Hurry! Tie and gag her before we all end up like Selphie!"
Selphie: "Hey! I resemble that remark!"
Tifia: "Well duh."
(Out away from the group, where Zidane and Cloud are fighting, a dark shadow emerges.)
Zidane&Cloud: *gasp*
SAP: "Who is the dark shadowy figure? Will Dagger wake up again? Will I find something to do with all the toenail clippings from last chapter? Find out next time on:
Lost in e-mail.com! *dun, da dun dun, DA DUN!*
Soul_Mage: "Whoo hoo! I've reached chapter 7 and I'm still going strong!"
Tom: "That's 'cause you just ate some caffeine enriched ice cream."
Soul_Mage: "Anyways, this story is going along farther than I thought it would! I've got thousands of ideas that I'm considering throwing in. Oh yeah, by the way, if any of you have reconsidered and want to be cameod in this, when you review for this chapter: please write a description of your personality, looks, and if you feel any connection with any of the characters. (For instance, if Kuja were in here (which eventually he might) I'd start blasting him with my semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic powers! (Itty-bitty living space.))"
Please review, my inbox needs a reason to live.
Soul_Mage: " I summon a chocobo!" (Chocobo appears and I give it gyashi greens) "There, good chocobo."
Chocobo: "kweh." (Steals my ice cream before pecking me on the head)
Soul_Mage: "NOOOOO! It stole my ice cream!"
(Soul_Mage and Chocobo disappear into fight cloud)
Soul_Mage: " Later!"
Squall: "I think they get the point."
Soul_Mage: "I am still writing the story!! While eating ice cream!"
Squall: *sigh* "The reason she hasn't written lately is because she went on a ski trip."
All: "LEAVING US BEHIND!" *sob*
Tom: "Two new characters are joining the madness and, alas, one will be leaving us."
Soul_Mage: "You're gonna kill one of my characters?!"
Tom: "Not unless they make me mad."
Soul_Mage: "Don't kill anyone or else I won't let you have any more ice cream!"
Tom: "You're not letting me have any anyways!"
Soul_Mage: "Ok, if you don't kill anyone unnecessarily I'll buy you some mocha ice cream."
Tom: "How do I know you won't eat it?"
Soul_Mage: " 'cause I hate coffee."
Tom: "tch. Fine."
Squall: "Now here's:"
CHAPTER 7: Acceptance .
Dagger: "TOM, LEAVE HIM ALONE!!"
Cam: "Thanks.."
Dagger: "He's mine."
Cam: "WHOA!! WHAT?!"
Aeris: "No I called him first!"
Tifia: "No way, fool! I did!"
Riona: " Forget it! I called him!"
Squall: "Riona!?" *sob*
Selphie: "I said he was cute before any of ya'll did!"
Tifia: "Shut up before the telemarketers come after you."
Selphie: "ahhh!"
Cam: "were all of you taking bets on whose boyfriend I'd be?"
All girls: *smile innocently* " he he. yes."
Cam: " Jeez, you guys are sickos. I'm outta here." (Dissipates into the night.)
Dagger: "Noooo!! How did he get out! Now I'll never get his e-mail address! Well, if he can get out, well, so can I! *Tries to dissipate again, only to fail* Darn it!"
All: "Yea! That means you've got to stay with us!"
Dagger: plops down in exhaustion " ROLL CALL!"
(Everyone lines up obediently while Dagger does the call.)
Tom: "didja forget someone?"
Dagger: "Oh, I thought you and Duke left with Cameron."
Tom: "Nah, Duke hasn't broken my bracelet yet."
All: ". ."
Dagger: "Well, when he does, be sure to tell me so that I may run around in circles screaming until I hit something and pass out won't you?"
Tom: "Sure thing."
Tifia: *whispers* "That girl and her husband are really beginning to annoy me."
(Amazingly *heavy sarcasm* a little girl with blue hair appeared.)
Eiko: "Eiko, that's my name don't wear it out!"
Zidane: "Hi Eiko-"
Eiko: "I SAID DON'T WEAR IT OUT!!
Zidane: ". . Okay, what is your job?"
Eiko: *proudly* "I'm annoyance!"
Squall: *mutters* "Oh great, just what we need. another Selphie."
Eiko: "HEY! I heard that! You better not mess with me! I'm a summoner!"
Squall: "Well, I've got a gunblade."
Eiko: " I bet your big bad gunblade is just making up for something."
Squall: "Why, you, little."
Aeris: "Leave her alone Squall."
Squall: "but, but she just."
Riona: "I'll make leaving her alone worth your while."
Squall: "well, uh. uh."
Eiko: "Let me guess, Squall. Your job is pathetic ness?"
Squall: @-@ "Riona, if I only HALF beat her up will you make it half worth my while?"
Riona: "no."
Eiko: "Geez, girl! You are SOOO sappy!"
Riona: "On second thought, go ahead Squall."
Squall: "he he he." *cracks knuckles*
Eiko: "uh oh. *runs behind Zidane* protect me!"
Zidane: "Whoa! This is YOUR problem. I guess you'll have to learn it the hard way."
Eiko: "YOU TRAITOR!!"
(Eiko kicks Zidane where it hurts. he falls over in pain.)
Zidane: "Oh geez, when I can feel my gut you are SO gonna get it."
(Zidane and Squall proceed to chase Eiko. Another guy who had spiked blonde hair and a HUGE sword appeared and blocked them)
Cloud: "Leave her alone!"
Aeris&Tifia: "Oh Cloud!!"
Aeris: "I've missed you so much!"
Tifia: "Not as much as I missed him!"
Aeris: "How can you miss someone? You're evil!"
Tifia: "I missed him in a bad way."
Aeris: ". Okay. Cloud what is your job?"
Cloud: *still holding off Squall & Zidane* " Oh, I'm uh, well chivalry and nobility. Stuff like that."
(Zidane & Squall give up)
Tifia: "Wow, not only hot but he's a good guy too?" *sigh*
Aeris: *skeptically* "You hate good guys."
Tifia: "Well, uh, yeah but uh."
Cloud: "They're fighting over me, I feel so loved."
Zidane: "Well at least your girlfriends are here. Hey, here's an idea: We can double date! You can date the pink one and I'll date the dark one!"
Cloud: "get your own girlfriend."
(Zidane and Cloud pull out weapons and begin fighting)
Aeris&Tifia: "They're fighting over us. I feel so loved. ^-^"
Tifia: "Oh great, now you've got me doing it!"
Selphie: "HA HA!"
Tifia: "what did I tell you about the telemarketers?"
Selphie: "Ahh!"
Dagger: "You all know what? I'm tired of everyone popping up randomly." *Starts hitting head against tree* "Come out! Come out! Come out all of you stupid little people! Come out of my head!!" *passes out from exhaustion*
Tom: "How many times has she passed out now?"
Aeris: "Let me think. 1 2 3 4.
~Time passes~
Aeris: 98 99 100 101."
Tom: "OKAY! All right! Forget I asked!"
Aeris: " 105 106 107."
Tifia: "Hurry! Tie and gag her before we all end up like Selphie!"
Selphie: "Hey! I resemble that remark!"
Tifia: "Well duh."
(Out away from the group, where Zidane and Cloud are fighting, a dark shadow emerges.)
Zidane&Cloud: *gasp*
SAP: "Who is the dark shadowy figure? Will Dagger wake up again? Will I find something to do with all the toenail clippings from last chapter? Find out next time on:
Lost in e-mail.com! *dun, da dun dun, DA DUN!*
Soul_Mage: "Whoo hoo! I've reached chapter 7 and I'm still going strong!"
Tom: "That's 'cause you just ate some caffeine enriched ice cream."
Soul_Mage: "Anyways, this story is going along farther than I thought it would! I've got thousands of ideas that I'm considering throwing in. Oh yeah, by the way, if any of you have reconsidered and want to be cameod in this, when you review for this chapter: please write a description of your personality, looks, and if you feel any connection with any of the characters. (For instance, if Kuja were in here (which eventually he might) I'd start blasting him with my semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic powers! (Itty-bitty living space.))"
Please review, my inbox needs a reason to live.
Soul_Mage: " I summon a chocobo!" (Chocobo appears and I give it gyashi greens) "There, good chocobo."
Chocobo: "kweh." (Steals my ice cream before pecking me on the head)
Soul_Mage: "NOOOOO! It stole my ice cream!"
(Soul_Mage and Chocobo disappear into fight cloud)
Soul_Mage: " Later!"