Title: A Bad Idea
Author: desolate
butterfly
Genre: humour, crack,
drabble
Pairing: KakaNaru,
KakaSasu
Rating: PG – 13
Summary: Naruto has a
request for Kakashi.
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"I demand that you molest me!"
Kakashi blinked his uncovered eye at Naruto and slowly put his book down.
"...What?" he said, glancing around nervously, as if worried his students were playing a joke on him.
Naruto only scowled and pointed an accusing finger at Kakashi's nose...or, at least, where his nose probably was located as it was covered by his mask.
"You molest Sasuke all the time. I'm twice as good as that lame bastard! You'd better molest me right now Kakashi-sensei or I'm gonna fight you until you do," the blond declared, hands clenching into fists.
Kakashi sighed and then gracefully stood up and rolled up his sleeves.
"Fine," he said, "I'll do it."
Naruto's face brightened and he unzipped his jacket eagerly, but look at bit confused when Kakashi turned him around.
"Just remember," the grey-haired nin said as he cracked his knuckles and focused his gaze on Naruto's buttocks, "you asked for it."
"Uh...Kakashi sensei?"
"A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN."
Naruto never asked to be molested by Kakashi again after that.
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fin.
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