Well, I had more ideas for this universe, so here we go with another installment. I wanted to use the style and ridiculous characters in a comedic manner again rather than doing more really parodies of specific Brawl Era things, so it turned out a bit differently then the first. Here we go, I guess!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN SMASH BROS, PLEEEEEEEASE DON'T SUE ME, NINTENDO!1111!1111one11
"Luigi! Wake-a up!"
Luigi woke up in his bed in Smash Mansion to see Mario standing over him.
"Luigi! Crazy-a Hand is trying-a to take-a over Smash-a Bros with-a an army of-a fighters from other games!"
"What?" asked Luigi.
"Come-a on! There's-a no-a time!" said Mario. "Meet-a me at-a the-a front-a door of-a the mansion!"
Confused, Luigi jumped out of bed and quickly donned his usual attire before rushing down to the front door.
"Ok, bro, what are we doing?"
"We-a need-a to-a get-a down-a to-a the-a foyer where-a the-a others are-a gathering! Hurry-a!" said Mario.
"Why are we meeting in the foyer?" said Luigi in confusion.
"There's-a no-a time to-a explain. Oh, it's-a too-a dangerous to-a go alone, take-a this!"
Mario handed Luigi a toilet plunger.
"Come-a on! Let's-a go!"
In short order, Mario and Luigi made their way down to the grand foyer of Smash Mansion. Every single Smasher was assembled there, including Master Hand.
"cOmE oUt AnD fIgHt mE!" screamed Crazy Hand in a deranged manner from outside the mansion.
"All right, Mario and Luigi are here. We open the door and rush them on my mark," said Master Hand. "3, 2…."
"All right, let's do this!" shouted Fox suddenly. "LEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINSSSSS!"
He kicked the doors of Smash Mansion open and rushed outside.
"He just ran in…." said Falco as all of the other Smashers watched in shock. He shrugged and drew his blaster. "FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!"
The Smashers rushed out of the door, with weapons drawn, as Luigi stood, still confused in the foyer. He poked his head out nervously. It was complete chaos.
"Falcon Punch!" yelled Captain Falcon as he lunged towards… was that Shaquille O Neal? Shaq dodged the attack and became cloaked in orange energy that seemed to take the shape of a basketball?
"Shaq Attack!" shouted Shaq, rushing at Falcon with a shoulder bash.
Luigi's attention was quickly grabbed the sound of gunfire. His head whipped around to see Sheik ducking and rolling as Lara Croft fired dual pistols at her. Sheik quickly whipped out her chain and grabbed Lara by the ankle, pulling her leg out from under her.
"Out of my way," boomed a voice from the other side of the battlefield. Luigi looked over to Kratos staring down the Ice Climbers. "None who stand in my way survive."
"Y0u d4r3 l00k d0wn 0n us?" snapped N4n4. "G3t r34dy t0 g3t r3kt n00b!"
"L0l0l0l0l0l" said P0p0.
"Wait, what are you… AGH!" shouted Kratos as the Ice Climbers began to chain grab him. "HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! AAAAGH!"
"Why hello there, Luigi," said a creepy yet familiar voice from behind him. Luigi jumped. He knew that voice like the back of his hand.
"King Boo!"
"Well, now that Crazy Hand wants to take over Smash, I simply had to help him so that I could get revenge on you! KYEHEHEHEHE!" cackled King Boo as he floated over the carpet.
Panic shot through Luigi. He couldn't get back into the Mansion with King Boo there. But there was only one way out. And that was through the battlefield.
Luigi took off into the chaos, running as fast as he could. He veered quickly off to the side to avoid Captain Falcon and Shaq's duel. Falcon whiffed a Raptor Boost, only to be grabbed by Shaq and slammed unceremoniously to the ground.
"Slam Dunk!"
But there was no time to watch as King Boo was right behind him.
Luigi rushed through the chaos, dodging fights as he went.
He ducked under a giant stinking ball of…. What was that anyway?
"The Great Mighty Poo will not be defeated by a mere fart!" boomed a sentient pile of brown sludge.
"Wah! That's a load of crap!" snapped Wario.
"Excuse me?" roared the Great Mighty Poo.
Luigi didn't have time to stay and kept running.
There was an explosion of dark energy next to him, and Luigi looked up to see Ganondorf having just popped a Smash Ball, letting out a gigantic roar.
"Clank! We need to get out of here!" exclaimed Ratchet.
"You don't have to tell me twice!" exclaimed Clank, staring down the maw of the giant pig monster that had just appeared in front of them.
"720 Triple Heel Flip Kick!"
Luigi quickly threw himself to the ground as Tony Hawk launched himself into the air at Pokemon Trainer, doing what looked like a mixture of Kung Fu and a skateboard trick. The trainer, riding on his bike was not to be outdone, and popped himself into the air.
"Bunny Hop Tail Whip!"
The two crashed into each other just above Luigi's head, and were sent sprawling onto the ground.
"HEHEHEHE! I finally caught up to you!" cackled King Boo as Luigi scrambled to his feet. Out of sheer instinct, Luigi hurled the toilet plunger at King Boo. The plunger went straight through the ghost, striking the Great Mighty Poo in the back. The sludge monster let out a loud cry.
"Alas, I am slain!" it moaned before collapsing to the ground.
"Hehehehe! You can't hurt me at all without that vacuum cleaner of yours!"
"Hey! No stealing my kills!" boomed Wario, stomping up in a rage.
"That was an accident!" exclaimed Luigi.
"I was gonna take credit for taking that pile of crap down, but you stole it from me! How are you gonna make it up to me?" demanded Wario.
Luigi froze for a second, but a thought came to him. He pointed to King Boo.
"He filled a haunted mansion with millions of dollars of jewelry in treasure! He's gotta have more!"
"Gotta have more? Of course I have more! What, do you think I'm poor or something?" snapped King Boo. Suddenly, a hand shot out and grabbed him. It was Wario.
"Keh!? How can you touch me? I'm a ghost!" gasped King Boo.
"When money is on the line, I can temporarily gain new powers to get the money! So, where's the dough?"
"I'm not telling you!" said King Boo.
"All righty, we gotta do this the hard way then. WHERE'S THE MONEY?" bellowed Wario, smashing King Boo into the ground repeatedly.
"OWCH! HELP! HELP ME! UNCLE! UNCLE!" screamed King Boo.
Suddenly, Wario stopped. "Wait a second, there's a better way to do this!"
Wario's eyes suddenly glowed purple for a moment.
"In a haunted house, eh? Wait, seriously, your vault pin is 1234? Dude, you're just asking to get robbed!"
"You have telepathy!?" gasped King Boo.
"Of course I have telepathy! Well, thanks, Luigi, you're a real pal! I'm off to acquire my newest treasure hoard! Wahahaha!"
Wario pulled his motorcycle out of seemingly nowhere and rode off. Luigi waved awkwardly as the dust cloud floated past him.
"HEY! THEIF! That's my treasure! Get back here!" snapped King Boo, floating off in hot pursuit.
Luigi looked around as more battles raged around him. The clanging of several swords caught his attention, and Luigi looked to his left to see Link, Roy and Ike fighting Cloud, Squall, and Tidus. Cloud unleashed a beam blade at Ike, who quickly dissipated it with a swing of his sword.
Ike tossed his blade into the air and slammed it down on the Buster Sword with a loud shout. Cloud managed to block the strike, and the two locked blades for a moment.
"There's only room for one guy with a giant sword here! You'll get no sympathy from me!"
"Dude, why are you eating a turkey leg right now?" asked Cloud, thoroughly confused.
"Why wouldn't you eat a turkey leg in the middle of the battle? You want one?" asked Ike.
"Sure, why not?" said Cloud.
"Hey Puph!" shouted Ike to the sky. "Can we give emo boy over here a turkey leg? Gotta throw him a bone after all!"
A small portal above Cloud opened and a large pile of turkey legs fell out onto his head.
There was a brief moment of silence as Cloud pulled himself out of the pile of turkey legs.
"Truce for a turkey leg break?" said Roy.
"Sure!" said Squall. They all sat down and started eating the turkey legs.
Luigi's head snapped to the right as he heard a shout, and saw Snake fighting a guy who looked like a robot ninja.
"Raiden, you need to calm down!" said Snake.
"No! I will get into Smash! I will not be relegated to Playstation All Stars any longer!" snapped Raiden.
Snake jumped back and pulled a cardboard box out of his bandanna.
"Here, try sitting under this, it's calming."
Raiden paused, too confused to do anything else.
"Uh…. sure, why not?"
Raiden pulled himself under the box as Snake pulled out a second cardboard box out of his bandanna and sat down underneath it.
"Huh, you're right. Its oddly soothing," said Raiden.
"I know, right?" said Snake.
There was an explosion behind Luigi. He whipped around to see Fox and Falco fighting James Bond and Master Chief.
"What does the scanner say about their power level?" asked Fox.
"It's way under 9000!" said Falco.
James Bond gave them a look of utter confusion and turned to Master Chief.
"What on Earth are they talking about?"
Master Chief shrugged. "Cortana says it's a line from an old 'anime'."
"Anime? What's that?" asked Bond.
"Not sure. Cortana says it's a Japanese style animation."
"Who is Cortana?" asked Bond.
"She's uh… my personal assistant," said Chief.
"Personal assistant?" asked Bond.
"Over the radio," clarified Chief.
"I see. Your agency must be quite well funded."
"Yeah, you could say that," said Chief. "Anyway, let's finish beating these clowns. They can't hold out for much longer."
"O RLY?" asked Fox.
"I don't like sand. Its coarse and rough and gets everywhere," said Falco.
Bond and Chief gave each other confused looks.
"Let's just finish this."
"Agreed."
Luigi heard a strange noise near his feet and looked down to see a square hole next to him with a blocky man climbing out of it. He was covered in light blue armor and armed with a light blue pickaxe.
"Excuse me," he said. "I'm here for the Super Smash Brothers tournament? My name's Steve, I'm not sure if I've taken a wrong turn."
Luigi stared at him for a moment before finding his voice.
"Oh, uh… well, you see, things got started a little early and they kinda got out of hand…"
"Oh, I can see that!" said Steve. "But it looks like there's a picnic over there?"
Luigi looked in the direction Steve was pointing, and saw Princess Peach sitting amidst all of the fighting on a pink picnic blanket. Next to her Mega Man, Banjo and Kazooie, Daisy, Sackboy, and Crash Bandicoot. She was currently serving out cups of tea with a pink tea set.
"Come on, let's go over there," said Luigi.
"All right! Splendid!" said Steve.
As Luigi and Steve got closer, Luigi began to overhear the conversation.
"So that's why I think Rare hates me," sobbed Banjo into a handkerchief.
Megaman put a hand on his shoulder. "I know how you feel, buddy. I can't remember the last time I had a good game! Don't worry, we'll get through it!"
"It's been years since I had a game," said Crash. "Listen, it's all about the impact you make, not how many games you have!"
"I mean, I'm just getting started, but that sounds just horrible!" said Sackboy sympathetically.
"Thanks fellas, you're too kind," said Banjo.
"We totally understand you, Banjo! Waluigi and I have been relegated to Mario Sports and Racing games for a long time now," said Daisy.
As Luigi and Steve approached, Peach noticed them.
"Oh! Hello, Luigi! Who is your friend?"
"This is Steve! Steve, would you like to introduce yourself?"
"Oh hello, everybody! I'm Steve, from Minecraft! It's a small indie sandbox game where you can do whatever you want!"
"Whoa! That sounds like fun!" said Sackboy.
"Sandbox? Man, that sounds so free compared to my games," said Megaman. "Do you get to upgrade your powers?"
"I can upgrade my tools and armor, but not really myself," said Steve.
"That's still pretty cool!" said Banjo.
Luigi turned to Peach. "Say Princess, have you seen Lucario anywhere?"
"Um, I think he made a new friend and was sitting over there," said Peach, pointing in a direction. Luigi looked over and sure enough, Lucario was sitting next to a Grovyle. "Why do you ask?"
"I dunno, I get the feeling he knows how to beat Crazy Hand."
"Isn't Master Hand already fighting him?" asked Peach. She pointed in a different direction. Luigi looked over to see Master Hand and Crazy Hand duking it out.
"I haven't spent over a decade running tournaments to have my own brother usurp me through force!" boomed Master Hand.
"dUdE! tHe ToUrNaMeNt wAs gEtTiNg rEaLlY sTaLe wItH aLl yOuR bOrInG fIgHtErS! wE gOtTa sPiCe iT uP!" hollered Crazy Hand.
"So, what does this have to do with taking my tournament over by force?" demanded Master Hand. "You could have just come to my office and suggested that!"
Crazy Hand shrugged. "i wAs bOrEd."
"Are you SERIOUS!?" yelled an enraged Master Hand. "You have GOT to be kidding me!"
"nAh. i wAs dEfIaNtLy bOrEd."
Master Hand let out a massive roar of rage, pulled himself into a fist and slammed himself straight into Crazy Hand.
"I just think we could beat him faster," said Luigi.
Peach shrugged. "All right, I'll trust your judgement. Oh! Everybody! Get down!"
Everybody ducked as Ridley whizzed overhead them at top velocity, screeching as electric currents crackled across his skin and wings. Attached firmly to his side was a small yellow blur.
Samus ran past them, shooting her arm cannon.
"You got this Pikachu! Zap him good! Make him suffer!"
"Uh, what?" asked Banjo.
"Oh, don't worry, Ridley killed Samus's parents. This is completely normal for her," said Peach.
The others nodded. Luigi raised an eyebrow. It looked like these people were unusually understanding.
"Excuse me, is this Smash Mansion?" asked a voice behind Luigi.
"Oh! More visitors! Please, sit down! Have some tea!" said Peach, looking up.
"I am Ryu and I am not amused. I was told there would be fighting here."
Luigi turned to see Ryu, Ken and Chun Li standing behind him.
"Oh, of course, there's fighting. Its just that things…. got a little out of hand. I'm sure somebody will be ready to fight in a minute!" said Peach.
Ryu nodded. "Very well. I can wait for my turn."
Ken and Chun Li sat down next with Ryu around the picnic blanket. Peach poured tea into cups and handed them out to them.
"Anyway, I'm going to talk to Lucario, I'll be right back," said Luigi, clambering to his feet.
"All right!" said Peach. "Have fun!"
The others waved as Luigi made his way towards where Lucario and Grovyle were sitting. As he went, Marth jumped back, into his path.
He was immediately assaulted by a short, middle aged woman attacking Marth with dual butcher knives. Was that…. Cooking Mama?
"You're crazy!" snapped Marth as he fended off the aggressive assault.
"Your scrambled eggs are a crime against humanity!" snapped Cooking Mama. "Your spaghetti sauce is made of tomato puree out of a can, you can't even make mac and cheese out of box right, you've even burned your cereal! Burned cereal! I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR ALL OF THE FOOD YOU'VE RUINED!"
"Excuse me, are you saying I can't cook?" demanded Marth, as he lunged forward with a Dancing Blade offensive.
"Not just that, honey," said Cooking Mama as she jumped out of range. "You're arrogant and stupid too!"
"Me? Arrogant? I'm the most humble person I know!" yelled Marth.
Cooking Mama stopped fighting to laugh as Marth grit his teeth in anger. He lunged at her, but she blocked his strike with her butcher knives.
As Luigi quietly circled around the two and their duel, a fireball whizzed past his feet. Luigi turned to see Mario and Dr. Mario trading blows with Geno and Waluigi.
"Mamma-a mia!" snapped Mario shot off several fireballs. "Geno! You're-a just-a one-a guy from-a one-a game! You-a don't-a need-a to-a be in-a Smash!"
"If you don't let me in, I'll make the fans demand me for another decade and beyond!" said Geno, as he fired off a Geno Whirl. "The fans want me, man! I'm popular!"
"No-a you're-a not!" said Mario, ducking underneath the attack.
"I'm more popular than the quack right next to you!"
"Hey!" snapped Dr. Mario, as he ducked under a tennis racket.
"Yeah! I'm more popular than you are too!" growled Waluigi, adjusting his grip on his tennis racket. "I deserve your place!"
"No, you don't!" said Dr. Mario. "Mamma mia, I don't get paid enough for this crap!"
As Luigi tried to move away to avoid more fireballs, he was forced to stop suddenly as a blue blur rushed just in front of his nose.
"You're too slow!" shouted Sonic as he whizzed past.
Sonic was followed by red, yellow and pink blurs.
"Hey! Stop it with the stupid lines! I deserve to be in Smash!" yelled Knuckles.
"Me too!" shouted Tails.
"Me three!" yelled Amy.
Luigi watched for a moment as they zipped around the battlefield, dashing past Nathan Drake, who was unloading his assault rifle to no avail at Wolf's reflector and just past Sam and Max who were fending off an aerial assault from Kirby and Jigglypuff before circling around where Leon Kennedy and Chris Redfield were shooting at Mr. Game and Watch and ROB. Game and Watch was catching the bullets in his bucket with quick reflexes, while the bullets bounced harmlessly off of ROB.
Chris pulled a grenade out and hurled it at ROB. However, before it could even get close, ROB shot a laser from his eyes and blew up the grenade midair.
"Oh, come on!" shouted Chris in frustration.
"Please, stop resisting. Fighting is not permitted outside the Smash Arena," droned ROB.
Game and Watch beeped angrily in agreement.
"Yeah, yeah, listen, we don't get into Smash unless we beat you, so give up already!" shouted Chris.
There was a yell of surprise next to Luigi and he jumped aside as Ryu Hyabusa crash landed next to him. The ninja was quick to get back on his fee. He wasn't a second too late, as Meta Knight warped in with his Dimensional Cape and slashed at him. Ryu bocked the strike with his sword.
"You are strong," said Meta Knight.
"As are you," said Ryu. "This will be a battle for the ages!"
"Indeed it will. Have at you!"
The two resumed their duel as Luigi tip toed around their fight.
"Help!"
Luigi's head turned to the sound, where he saw Pit crouching behind his Mirror Shield as Gordon Freeman reloaded his shotgun and advanced on his position.
"Help! I need help!"
Suddenly, a plot hole above Gordon Freeman opened, and a young woman fell out, squashing Gordon Freeman underneath her.
Luigi and Pit gasped as they saw who it was.
It was Oswaldalina Cordelia Ophelia Starborn Eclipse Luna Sol Andromeda Aurora Borealis Australis Twilight Midnight Dawn Midday Ebony Raven Red Green Blue Yellow Gold Silver Crystal Ruby Sapphire Emerald Diamond Pearl Platinum Obsidian Sonic Shadow Amy Tails Knuckles Dawn Sakura Reina Hinata Akira Taiga Rainbow Fairy Magic Mermaid Unicorn Naruto Uzumaki-Uchiha-Senju-Hyuga-Skywalker -Kenobi-Amidala-Yoda-Windu-Jinn-Ketchum-Miyamoto-Fils-Amie-Sakurai! Or OC-chan for short. She was here to save the day!
She had shoulder length hair that was purple like the most beautiful wildflower, blowing in the wind. It shimmered in a multitude of colors, from pale lilac to a deep ripe plum, as the sun's rays illuminated it and the wind gently ruffled it. Her hair was straight, but slightly wavy, and it seemed to sparkle in the sunlight, cascading over her back like a waterfall. Her eyes gleamed dangerously. One glowed dangerously red like a ruby lit ablaze with fire, while the other one glowed a brilliant cyan blue, like a luminous crystal of great power. She wore a raven black hoodie with a pearl white Smash Bros logo that fit her perfectly, and a pair of top dollar navy blue designer jeans, encrusted with jewels in elaborate patterns. She also wore jet black fingerless gloves and wore designer fur lined boots, made with fake fur (OC-chan doesn't hate animals!). She had two katanas strapped to her back, the hilts wrapped in purple fabric. Both had tassels hanging of the end, one with a peace symbol and one with a smiley face.
With one swift motion, she drew her swords as Gordon Freeman holstered his shotgun and drew his crowbar. Without another word, the two lunged at each other.
Luigi quickly took off at a run towards Lucario and Grovyle. As he got closer, he slowed down to a walk and began to listen to their conversation.
"I saw the future, you know," said Lucario. "Some of those guys become Smashers later on."
"Really?" asked Grovyle.
"Yeah. Ryu and Ken get in for instance. So does Banjo and Kazooie and Megaman."
"How about Sackboy?"
"He doesn't. Neither does James Bond."
"Huh. I wonder what's the deciding factor?"
"I'm not sure myself. I think its something to do with the game this fanfiction is based off of," said Lucario.
"Fanfiction?" asked Grovyle.
"Oh yes. This is just a world made up by some random guy who wanted to write a parody story about his favorite game series."
"Huh. That would explain why Mario talks so weird," said Grovyle.
"Yeah. The author is apparently trying to mimic the era of this tournament for nostalgia or something."
"Nostalgia?"
"Yeah. Apparently, we've had two games release after this tournament. It's actually 2021 there, while we're stuck in an unspecified time in between 2008 and 2011. Which is strange because most of our parallel fanfiction dimensions are current and up to date. At least we can read about the other fanfictions for some reason."
"What's the new game like?" asked Grovyle.
"Literally double the fighters we have now," said Lucario. "They also fight a glowing sphere of order and a glowing sphere of chaos. And the light one kills us all except for Kirby who goes and saves the day. I go out like a chump, man."
"Are you at least there for the final battle?" asked Grovyle.
"Depending if you bring me," groused Lucario. "Man, I was so cool in the Subspace Emissary, why couldn't I be cool in World of Light?"
"Maybe you're cool in one of the fanfictions?" asked Grovyle.
"Ugh," sighed Lucario. "I'm not really used in most fanfiction, but there are definitely some good ones out there to just read."
"Oh yeah! Do you have any recommendations?" said Grovyle.
"Oh, do I have recommendations!" said Lucario. "All right, so there's this one where Captain Falcon and Lucina fall in love and defeat Galeem and Darkrohn. It's a really touching story!"
"Who is Lucina?" asked Grovyle.
"Oh, she's Marth's descendant from like a bajillion years in the future. She actually doesn't exist yet, her game comes out in like a year or so."
"All right! Anything others I should read?" asked Grovyle.
"Well, there's the one with Little Mac and Lyn and Captain Falcon in an underground fighting ring," said Lucario. "The fight scenes are awesome!"
"Have you read the one with the big tournament that predicted Sephiroth where Conker the Squirrel is the big bad guy?" said Grovyle. "That one's been a fun read!"
"Oh yeah! I've read that one too!" said Lucario. "And eventually, I'll get at least one fight in it! I hope I win! Oh, by the way, have you read that one Ice Climbers one? The one where they watch TV on the aurora borealis and where they didn't make it to the fourth tournament due to some mix up?"
"Oh yeah! That's a good one! Oh, have you seen that one where the Mario Bros are plumbers and hop dimensions with Little Mac? And Link's been on a boat for like 3 years?"
"Dude, that's a great one!" said Lucario.
"I know!" gushed Grovyle.
"Excuse me?" said Luigi.
"Oh, hey, Luigi! What's up?" asked Lucario.
"Well, I had a feeling that you knew how to defeat Crazy Hand, so I thought I'd ask you," said Luigi.
"Oh, right! I was gonna tell everybody, bur I got into this awesome conversation with Grovyle here about fanfiction and stuff. Whatcha got to do is hit Crazy Hand in his weak spot! It's in the center of his palm."
Luigi nodded. "Thanks Lucario! I'm off then!"
"Good luck!" said Lucario with a friendly wave of his paw. Grovyle waved as well.
Luigi walked some distance back to the place where the battles were happening and looked over the battlefield. Surprisingly, most of the fighters had stopped fighting. Only a few of the fights were still going and everybody else seemed to be sitting down and talking.
Crazy Hand was still fighting Master Hand. The two slammed into each other in the shape of a fist, both flying back from the impact of the hit.
"hEy! wHy'S nObOdY fIgHtInG?" asked Crazy Hand, looking around.
"Because this whole thing is pointless!" snapped Master Hand. "You lose Crazy!"
"nO i dOn'T!" said Crazy. "sEe? sHaQ aNd fAlCoN aRe sTiLl fIgHtInG!"
Master Hand turned to see Shaq and Captain Falcon still fighting.
The two leaped back from an exchange of blows before rushing at each other.
"O'NEAL OBLITERATOR!" shouted Shaq, orange energy gathering around his fist in the shape of a basketball.
"FALCON PUNCH!" shouted Captain Falcon, energy gathering around his fist in the shape of a falcon.
Something didn't feel right about it in the split second before the two attacks collided to Luigi. It was if he could feel that if those attacks collided, something terrible would happen.
"Wait, stop!" shouted Luigi, but it was too late. The two attacks collided, and everything went white as the universe exploded…..
Luigi woke up in his bed in a cold sweat, panting heavily. He looked around him. He was in his bed at Smash Mansion. Mario, Peach, and Yoshi stood around his bed looking at him concernedly.
"Mamma-a Mia, Luigi," said Mario. "You-a had-a us scared for-a a moment!"
"What happened?" asked Peach.
"A nightmare. Bad one," gasped Luigi. "Crazy Hand tried to take over Smash Bros with a bunch of people. There was Ryu, and Ridley, and I think I killed the Great Mighty Poo, and Captain Falcon and Shaq destroyed the universe…."
"Mamma-a Mia," said Mario. "Ryu and-a Ridley getting-a into-a Smash? I'll-a believe-a it when-a I-a see-a it! And-a anyway, bro, you-a gotta stop-a eating-a stuff too-a late, you-a know how-a it-a gives-a you nightmares!"
"Ah, I was hungry," grumbled Luigi.
"It's-a all right, bro! C'mon! Let's-a get-a ready, we're-a going-a golfing with-a Bowser and-a DK in-a 2 hours!"
Luigi nodded. "You know what? That sounds good. Let me get changed."
Luigi pulled himself out of bed as Mario, Peach and Yoshi filed out of his room. Ryu and Ridley getting into Smash? Mario was right, that was completely absurd. And anyway, hadn't Lucario said that Spyro was getting into Smash? He sighed and walked to his closet. Thank goodness the future wasn't going to be that crazy.
All right, so I think there will be a few more installments of this, at least one more at a minimum. ETA? No idea, but I definitely have ideas for at least one more chapter.…
Shout outs to my friends Raeror, Rie Sonomura, Smash Bros Odyssey, Mild Guy and Plissken the Serpent for letting me mention their fics here. I'd recommend checking them out if you haven't already, their fics are pretty great!
Also, I wanted to mention real quick that I don't hate OCs or anything, I write OCs myself, and think there are a lot of great OCs out there. It's just that many were not so great, especially those from ye olde days of the internet, and I kinda wanted to poke a little fun at that with OC-chan.
Anyway, hope you all enjoyed, and I'll see you all next time!