Title: Identity Problems
Author: desolate butterfly
Genre: humour, crack
Pairing: Kiba/Naru
Rating: M
Summary: Naruto decides to play a trick on Kiba, but it backfires.

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It started out as a prank.

Naruto saw Kiba enter the bar and quickly performed a henge into his female form (with slightly more clothing). Then he sauntered up to the Inuzuka boy and pulled out his best flirting material.

Soon, Kiba was buying him drinks and inching his hand up Naruto's shirt, while bragging about his greatest missions and generally showing off. When Naruto led Kiba off the barstool and into an alcove by the bathrooms, the boy was all too willing to follow. Naruto could hardly keep from snickering as he fluttered his eyelashes and fisted his hand in Kiba's shirt.

They drew together for a kiss, but at the last second, Naruto cancelled the henge and grinned.

"Gotcha Kiba!" he said, laughing. But the laughter soon turned to surprised moans as Kiba caught his mouth with his own and started a deep, wet kiss.

"Stupid," Kiba muttered as they broke apart, clawed nails still traveling up Naruto's shirt, even though he no longer had breasts to cup. "You still smell the same, even when you're transformed."

"O-oh yeah," Naruto whimpered as Kiba dipped back in for another kiss.

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fin.

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