A/N: Just a little thing that popped up. I drew it as a comic strip, but then I decided to make it a story! Please note that it is short and insane!
I Love U Sima Yi
Dear Sima Yi,
I wuv u
Love,
Zhang He xxx
Sima Yi looked at the letter in disgust.
"YUK!"
"Hey! Cao Pi! Look at this letter Zhang He wrote to me." Sima Yi held out the letter.
"So, Zhang He really is gay!" Cao Pi said.
Later Zhang He skipped over to Sima Yi and held his hand as they walked along.
"Yuk!" Sima Yi mumbled.
"I love you Sima Yi." Zhang He said joyfully.
"I have a pressie for you." Zhang He handed Sima Yi a nicely wrapped package.
Sima Yi went upstairs and opened it…it was UNDERWEAR!
"THAT'S IT!!!" he yelled.
The next day Zhang He found that Sima Yi had hung himself.
"NO!!!" Zhang He cried. A note was in Sima Yi's lifeless hand.
Dear Zhang He,
I H8 U SO MUCH!
Sima Yi
"Oh, Sima Yi…why?" Zhang He cried.
Elsewhere Sima Yi was driving a car down a clear road, the sun shining down on him, a huge, rather evil, grin on his face.
"SUCKA!" he yelled.
A/N: What did you think? Please review and have your say on the story!