Meenie Minie Mo

Somewhere, in the outskirts of Tokyo, a girl with a frisbee in her hand stared at what was left of some ugly purple blog of monster.

"Holy crap that was awesome!" the girl pumped her fist in the air, "I am victorious!"

"Sailor Moon!" a voice called from above, the girl - Sailor Moon - looked up to see a young man in a tuxedo and cape on some weird lamppost staring at her.

"WHAT!" she screeched, not liking how this loser could stand on a lamppost and she couldn't even run in high heels.

"Are you allright?" he asked, taking a graceful leap, landing right in front of her. She hopped back a few steps, not wanting this tuxedoed freak too close, the last thing she needed was cooties!

"Huh? Oh I'm fine! So, go away!" she jabbed her tiara - once a glowing frisbee - in his direction, "Or I'll slice you in two - too! And steal your mask because its actually kind of cool!"

The young man sent her an odd look - he was probably wondering why he had even come - and shrugged, turning around with a rather majestic swish of his cape. Sailor Moon snorted, the loser was trying to be cool!

"Hiiro!" she called, the man turned, another weird look on his face.

"Who?"

Sailor Moon sweatdropped, "Nevermind then!" she turned on her heel and headed home. At least she tried to since a giant blob of pink cotton candy appeared out of nowhere and swallowed her whole.

--+--

"Waahh!" Usagi sat up, flinging her head around to see if there were any tuxedoed men or cotton candy blobs.

'I've gotta stop eating cotton candy before bed...' she thought, laying down again and trying to drift off to sleep.

It was impossible to sleep on her mattress! That evil, springy piece of old crap!

"Aarrggh!"

--+--

Hotaru rolled her eyes. Her mom was whining about her crappy schoolwork again! Honestly, who cared about Pre-Algebra? Its not like her future had anything to do with it! (She'd make sure of that!)

Man! Usagi never had to deal with this! And that was only because their mom never asked her about schoolwork! Usagi was taking Algebra II, and apparently she wasn't all that great at it. But thanks to some tutoring from Ami (and even Minako, even though shes in a different grade) Usagi was passing. Barely, but passing.

Tokyo University was the star in their mom's eyes.

And it scared the crap out of the girls! Well their older sister was goin' there. She was gonna graduate in a couple months, take a year off to get a job, then off she went. Michiru, was the star child in the family. She was all nice and respective of adults and really mean and evil towards Usagi. She got along pretty well with Hotaru though.

Usagi dreamt of the day Michiru and Shingo would be kicked out the door. Shingo, he was gonna turn twenty-one in May and he was still living with his parents! Michiru was gonna be eighteen in a couple weeks. Okay, maybe like, one week. And when Michiru went off to college and Shingo booted out, Usagi would finally have her own room!

"...just try harder next time, okay sweetie?" Hotaru nodded as she always did when she was pretending not to ignore her parents. Her mom got off the couch and started making dinner.

Usagi ran in and plopped down on the couch.

"Whats goin' up?" she asked, grabbing the remote off the coffee table.

Hotaru sighed, "Mom got on me about my test score. It was pretty funny, since I wasn't paying attention and she apprently couldn't tell. She just kept ravin' on about believin' in me and stuff." Usagi cracked up, yep, that was their mom alright!

"Well, I think you can do it too!" she cried out, Hotaru kicked her and before a war could start, Dragonball Z came on!

Hotaru pumped her fist in the air, "Go GOKU!"

"No! Vegeta!" Usagi grabbed her pigtails, feeling the pain of her beloved Vegeta.

The show ended, something about Frieza and that weird Ginyu Force and well, you don't wanna know...

"Oh man Hotaru! I've gotta tell you about this dream I had last night! Come on!" Usagi dragged Hotaru upstairs and down the hall to their room.

They sat on Usagi's bed, Hotaru uninvited, always sat on someone else's bed rather than her own.

"Okay! Okay, anyway, I was some freaky dressed weirdo! And - this happened at night - and I was wearing some kind of sailor outfit with a really short skirt - it was scary! And I had this tiara and it turned into a glowing frisbee and I threw it at a MONSTER! And it was ugly and purple and I killed it!"

Hotaru stared at her sister.

"Uh... okay. Keep goin'. Unless thats it?"

"There's more! There's more - and after I killed it some guy on a lamppost called out to me! He was like, 'Sailor Moon!'. And I was like, 'What!' and I guess my name was Sailor Moon! And he jumped down! He was wearing this fancy tuxedo and had a cape and a mask and a tophat! He asked me if I was allright and I was like, 'Yeah!' and I threatened him with my tiara and he left! I turned around and this giant blob of cotton candy ate me! Then I woke up."

Usagi waited for a response from her sister. Hotaru glanced over at her with a sheepish look on her face.

"Could you repeat that? I wasn't listening."

"DIE!"

--+--

"So you're saying her hair was spaghetti?"

Hiiro groaned, rolling his eyes.

"No. I'm saying her hair looked like spaghetti."

Duo nodded, "I get it. She looked good enough to eat, eh? Does she have a sister?" Hiiro threw his literature book at his brother. Duo caught it, fortunately, chuckling.

"I was just kiddin' bro! Chill out!"

"Just get ready for school." Hiiro growled, heading out of the room and down the stairs. Duo sighed, his brother was so uptight! If only there was someone who could break his shell and not get killed while doing it!

--+--

First Period: P.E.

"Man, I hate running in the morning..." Usagi muttered. She glanced over at Ami, who was putting her books in her locker before they headed to the gym.

"Get back here!" someone shouted from down the hall. A boy with really really long hair shot out from one of the classrooms, and following closely behind was Mr. DoBell - the English teacher!

Dun, dun, dun!

Usagi stared at the two as they ran in her direction. She blinked and shrugged, motioning for Ami to follow her.

They whipped past the girls. Mr. DoBell shouted for the boy to stop - what was going on?

"He's a dead man if he's caught!" Usagi chorused excitedly.

"Don't sound too happy about it..." Ami said, sweatdropping.

"I'm not happy!" Usagi blinked, "Well, I am, I just think that it's funny when DoBell has to run after students!"

"You make it sound like it happens often," Ami replied, opening the door to the gym.

"There was that one guy last week, you remember?" Ami sighed, of course Usagi would remember something like that... The guy had to rush to the hospital, but DoBell hadn't been chasing him. It was the sophomore's gym teacher, Zechs Marquise. In Usagi's mind it was different though...

Coach Marquise.

The hottest gym teacher since the school had been founded. The man was gorgeous! Every girl dreamed about him - well everyone except Usagi and Ami.

But that's only because Coach Marquise' evil spell didn't work on them. He may have had the rest of the female population hypnotized but Usagi knew how evil he was.

Well, out of the two only Usagi thought he was some evil demon of evil, Ami just thought that it was pointless to fawn over a married man. Especially when he was actually kind of mean to the two.

All because Usagi decided to sneak into his office and re-arrange his stupid trophies!

Ami pushed the gym doors open and the two headed to the locker room. After a quick change into their gaudy pink and maroon p.e. uniforms (and Usagi nearly up-chucking at the sight of them) Coach Marquise had the girls go outside and run around the evil track. An evil track for an evil coach.

"I... can't... go any farther..." Usagi huffed after a few minutes. Ami looked back to see the blond bending over and gasp for air.

"Come on! You can't get in trouble with the coach today!"

"No... go without me Ames... I'll... I'll go it alone..." Usagi gasped dramatically, falling to the ground and realizing it was no better than standing since the tar was kind of really hot.

Ami rolled her eyes and shrugged, turning around and running. Usagi figured it would be best if she just died or something.

It woulda been a lot easier if someone hadn't just stepped on her though.

"Oh! Sorry girl!" Usagi felt a hand grab her arm and turn her over and was met face to face with a really ugly girl. Seriously, she was hideous! She did have nice hair though.

"You ok?" she asked, in a rather gruff voice for a girl. Usagi blinked, shrugged - or tried to since the girl was holding her up and her shoulders didn't want to work.

"Yeah.. just a bit tired... could ya put me down? I'll just..."

"TSUKINO!" came the coach's bark and Usagi groaned. The girl dropped Usagi and ran for her ugly life. Usagi found that she now hated the girl with a passion for ditching her.

--+--

Third Period, because number two ain't all that important.

Well, third period was lunch. And thank goodness too because Usagi was starving!

"This food sucks!" Mamoru stared at his 'friend' as she continued to shovel food in her mouth. If it sucked then why did she keep eating it? This girl was someone he would never understand...

"Eww! What is this crap?" Usagi asked him as she held a forkful of some weird blue goo in his face. He proceeded to pull back the fork and fling it at her. "Eww!"

Usagi flung her head down on the table and sighed, well, more like moaned. Loudly.

"Don't you just love it when they make that noise?" a voice joked.

Usagi lifted her head up to see two boys sitting in front of her - Mamoru was nowhere to be seen. The one with really long hair looked a bit familiar and the other she knew as Wufei Chang. The chinese pig. And her sworn enemy!

"What are you doing here?" Usagi accused, pointing a finger at Wufei.

He snorted, "What do you think? I'm eating... whatever the hell this is." he stared down at his plate for a second before pushing it off to the side. "Then again, maybe not."

She could understand why he didn't want to eat it...

"More for me!" the long-haired boy exclaimed, reaching around and claiming it as his own. Wufei stared at the boy with astonished wonder.

"So," the long-haired boy said inbetween bites, "Did the coach beat you up bad? He seems kinda mean to me."

Usagi rose an eyebrow, what was he talking about?

"Seems? The guy is evil!" the boy paused.

"Really? So is there anything else I should know about him?"

"Uh... well first... who the heck are you? I'm usually good with names but I seriously have no idea as to who you are!" Usagi questioned, Wufei snorted and Duo's eyes widened.

"You mean you don't remember me from this morning? I was sure I bruised your back... I didn't see you fall 'cause I was staring at some red-head's uhh... you know? I stepped on... on your back." he ended lamely.

Usagi blinked. "That was you?" Duo nodded.

"You left me there to get eaten by the wolf! How could you?"

"That scary blond guy was coming." he stated as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

Sad thing though, 'cause it was. The only person who wouldn't run from him was his wife and she was either the sweetest angel or as crazy as he was.

"Well... you hurt my back!" Usagi countered.

"Hey wait! I thought you said you knew her?" Wufei interrupted.

Duo shrugged, "Yeah kinda. In P.E. she... I dunno, fell to the ground and I stepped on her and my brother told me about her." he bent his head and went back to finishing his 'pizza'.

"Your brother?" Usagi asked. He nodded,

"Yeah. Hiiro. He said he met you a few days ago. And started mumbling about a spider and cookies or something like that..."

Usagi blinked. Again. Hiiro... that really hot guy who moved in behind the Mizu-Ai's! Gasp! Shock! This freak was his brother? No freakin' way...

"You're Duo!" she exclaimed.

"Well, yeah. You mean... you didn't know?"

"No... I thought... well, don't take this the wrong way but this morning I thought you were this really ugly girl..."

Duo laughed. Usagi laughed too.

"I... I get that a lot."

"No kidding!" 'Loser...' she thought. She looked over at where Wufei was sitting. Or where he had been. The idiot... was gone.

"Hey where'd that loser go?" she asked out loud. Duo turned his head.

"I dunno..."

"Hey you punks! The bell rang ten minutes ago! Get to class!"

Well, this was fun writing. And Hotaru's part is my younger sister. She's 13 and ALMOST as crazy I am.

So yeah, everyone is ooc, since they're all playing my friends. Well except Hiiro, he's just Hiiro... ahhh, Hiiro... and maybe some of the others. I dunno yet. And as for Haruka and Michiru who will have very small parts - will not be together. They're just friends. But only because my older sister would find that very insulting - and she hates anime enough as it is.

R&R!