A/N: we're back! Did you miss us? We bet you did! Well this chapter is supposed to be read as a poem. We hope you enjoy it and if you don't, then you can proudly say that no one in white coats will every lock you in a squishy room and throw away the key.

Enjoy!

Thing 1 and Thing 2 aka Your Hineyesses

Chapter 2

(POV of random bar guys)

Now my best friend Peter and I were in Love.

Sigh.

Sigh.

Sigh.

He is so dreamy with silver locks flowing down to his buttocks. (Read as poetry)

His back was golden and well so is his front

And his rear we wont mention it here (that would lead to way more then M shall we say)

His eyes are amber and so is "something" else I "cant" remember (I may be just a bit tipsy)

To conclude my ode to Inu …

Damn I would love to be in you.

A/N: Well, that was inspiring wasn't it? Aren't we amazing? (hence the names your hineyesses) next chapter will be a poem about guess who…HO…hoho Merry Christmas! I mean, Kagome!

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