Chapter One: Rusty-Shizzle, Can-Can Mice, and A shopping Mall
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Rusty: (Runs to Smudge) I like cheese! Yes I do! I like cheese, how bout you?
Smudge: I LOVE CHEESE!
Rusty: Thats good. I am going for a walk in the forest.
Smudge: (Dramaticly) No, Rusty, it's Dangourus!
Rusty: Shut up.
Smudge: Okay. Nice knowing you!
Rusty: Are you blonde? Because it shows!
Smudge: Huh?
Rusty: Precisly. (Pads away)
Graypaw: (Hops on back)
Rusty: AAAAAHH! I'm dieing!
Graypaw: Hi.
Rusty: Hello dumb gray kitten thing.
Graypaw: I am not a dumb gray kitten thing!
Rusty: YES!
Graypaw: NO!
Bluestar: Yo yo yo! Break it up you Bozos!
Graypaw/Rusty: (Cries)
Lionheart: What is your name, dude?
Rusty: Rusty.
Lionheart: Narley! (Takes out Surfboard, and goes to pond)
Bluestar: Yo YO YO Lion-homie! GET BACK HERE YOU OLD GEASER!
Lionheart: I-I am n-not an o-old geezer, dudet!
Bluestar: You, Lion-homie, will forever be an old geeser. So, Rusty-Shizzle, wanna join our clan?
Rusty: OKAY! Does your Clan have acess to cheese?
Bluestar: Rusty-shizzle, we have cheese to the million YO!
Rusty: HORRAY! See you tommorow.
(Later)
Smudge: Okay, mice its Can-can, can you do the can-can, can you can you can-can,
Rusty: You are teaching mice the Can-Can?
Smudge: Yeah. Alright, girls. Lets do the leg movements. It's Right, left, Right, left! Can-can can you do the Can-Can, can you can you can-can. can you can you can you, Can-can can you do the can-can can you can you can-can can you can you can you can you! Okay, thats a wrap! See you tommorow!
Rusty: (Scoops up Mouse)
Smudge: Put Rita down!
Rusty: Rita?
Rita: YEAH!
Rusty: (Drops Rita as if she was a spider) Wanna go shopping?
Smudge: Yay!
(The Mall)
Rusty: I am going to the hall of cheese.
Smudge: I'll be at Victoria's Secret.
Rusty: Isn't that a woman's store?
Smudge: Maybe...
(Hall of Cheese)
Announcer: And so Francisco Coranodo invented Gorganzola cheese for his comrades to eat.
Rusty: This is fasinating!
Announcer: So, Cheese fans! Come back, and our Swiss Cheese exbit will be open next week!
Rusty: Now to find Smudge.
(Victoria's Secret)
Smudge: I'll buy the Bra, and the panties.
Cashier: OK
(Later)
Smudge: That was fun!
Rusty: Cheese is fastinating!
(The Morning)
Rusty: See ya, Smudge.
Smudge: BYE OLD FRIEND!
This ends the Chapter! 5 more reviews, and I shall write another chapter!