Chapter Two: The Clan, Sweet Spots, and Cheese Part Two
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Lionheart: Like Dude, you like, came!
Rusty: yeah...
Whitestorm: Hello puny kittypet. I am Whitestorm, evil genius!
Lionheart: Like dude, cut the evil genius act, it's like not cool!
Whitestorm: Shut up. Let us go, puny kittypet. I have a "Meeting" with Willowpelt.
Lionheart: (shocked face)
Whitestorm: (Smiles slyly)
(At the clan)
Bluestar: So, Rusty-shizzle, what up.
Rusty: Hi.
Longtail: You smell like dog dirt!
Rusty: No! You smell like bird puke!
Spottedleaf: That is enough. Let us have peace, not fight.
Rusty: (Drools)
Bluestar: You will now be known as Firepaw, and I shall call you Home Boy. Sandpaw is Home Girl, Graypaw is Gray-homie, and Ravenpaw is Raven-shizzle.
Dustpaw: What about me?
Bluestar: And he is Dust-Boi.
Clan: Firepaw! Firepaw!
Firepaw: Call me: FIREPAW! Concurer of MICE!
Mice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Firepaw: Hey, Spotty Sweetness
Spottedleaf: Hello, Firepaw, what is it you need?
Firepaw: Wanna go to the Gathering with me?
Spottedleaf: (Suddenly jumps out of hippy personality) HECK YES!
Firepaw: See you at six, spotty sweetness. LUV YA!
Spottedleaf: BYE! (Begins to whisper to Sandpaw) Tell Firepaw...got it...okay...
Sandpaw: Like, okay, Spottedleaf. I'll like take you shopping to like get you an outfit for the gathering!
Spottedleaf: Thanx, Girlfriend!
Sandpaw: I like broke a claw!
Spottedleaf: I'll fix it!
(Apprentices Den)
Graypaw: I like cheese, Ravenpaw, do you like cheese.
Ravenpaw: No, I like mountain dew.
Graypaw and Firepaw: (Cry)
Firepaw: U R SO MWEAN!
Ravenpaw: Whatevs!
(Thats it 4 now! Catch ya later, peeps!)
PURPLEKIT