Chapter 4: Hi-Hi STONZ, The Dance Ratz, and Bah-Bah Barbie
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Bluestar: HEY! Home Boy! Raven-Shizzle! Gray-Homie! Wanna go 2 a Hi-Hi Stonz consert with me?
Firepaw: Okay, Blue-shizzle. (Winks at Spottedleaf who is passing by, arms linked with Sandpaw's)
Spottedleaf: So like, I went shopping, and I like baught a headband, and than I like went to the Hall of CHEESE!
Sandpaw: Like cool, Spotty! (Both she-cats laugh histericly)
Firepaw: (Runs to Spottedleaf) (Whispers in her ear)
Spottedleaf: Like, okay! See ya in 5 minutes.
Sandpaw: You too, Gray-homie!
Mousefur: (Slaps Ravenpaw for staring at her behind)
Ravenpaw: HEY WILLOWPELT! WILLOWPELT!
Willowpelt: Wah?
Ravenpaw: Wanna go to a Hi-Hi Stonez Consert?
Willowpelt: (Slaps Ravenpaw) I have "buisness" with Whitestorm! (Scoffs)
Ravenpaw: Ma, will you go with me?
Frostfur: Of course, hunny! We'll bring daddy, and sissy, and brother too!
Ravenpaw: YAY!
Firepaw: So, Ravenpaw, Who did u get?
Ravenpaw: My ma.
Firepaw/Graypaw: (Both laugh histaricly) YOUR MOM!
Ravenpaw: Ma is the only she-cat that didn't slap me. Who are you guys taking?
Firepaw: Spottedleaf...
Graypaw: Sandpaw... its a 5 dollar deal...
Spottedleaf: (Sweet voice) Hey...(sighs) Firepaw.
Firepaw: H-h-hi!
Spottedleaf: (In jeans, a strapless shirt, and a Jean jacket) Hope i don't make all the toms faint, poor Dustpaw! He fainted when he saw me!
Sandpaw: Oh, Graypaw! Get over here, you little rascal! (Standing in a mini skirt, and a Hi-hi stones T-Shirt)
Graypaw: (Drools)
Sandpaw: Why is Dustpaw fainted? Can I ask That?
Spottedleaf: My fault. Too much hotness for him.
Frostfur: Come on sweetie! Bluestar is leaving!
Spottedleaf: RAVENPAW IS TAKING HIS MOM! OH MY STARCLAN!
(Sandpaw and Spottedleaf laugh un-controllably)
(Entrance To Concert)
Guard: Mam, may I have your tickets for your friends?
Bluestar: Yo yo, shizzle! Here are the tickets!
Guard: Thanks
(Group enters)
(Lights blaring, and she-cats screaming and jumping with thier dates)
Hi-Hi-Stonez: ARE U READY 2 ROCK?
She-cats and toms: YEAH!
Hi-Hi-Stonez: (Guitar plays)
(Spottedleaf and Firepaw began jumping up and down)
Spottedleaf: This is the best date ever!
Firepaw: Heck ya!
Sandpaw: (Jumping with Graypaw) You are pretty hot.
Graypaw: Thanks
Sandpaw: (Kisses Graypaw)
Graypaw: (Eyes open wide, and kisses her back)
Sandpaw: Now you owe me 15 dollars.
Graypaw: (Takes out wallet, and gives her 15 dollars)
Sandpaw: And a Hi-Hi Stonez hat.
Graypaw: I'll be right back.
(Goes to souveniers and buys a cap)
Graypaw: Here you go.
Sandpaw: (Puts on cap) Thanks. (Stares at Firepaw and Spottedleaf kissing while dancing) Well, they get along well.
Graypaw: Yeah...
(Concert ends)
Spottedleaf: That is like the best concert I've ever been to in my whole life!
Firepaw: YEAH!
Bluestar: (Stops ferrari in front of a place called The Dance Ratz Resturant) I want a bite to eat.
Spottedleaf: Okay.
(Group enters)
Brakenkit: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Frostfur: What's wrong, hunny?
Brakenkit: RAVENPAW HIT ME!
Ravenpaw: NO! I'm all the way over here! (Standing right next to Brackenkit)
Lionheart: Never lie, son.
Ravenpaw: Okay, dad. Sorry, mom.
Frostfur: Thank you for being honest.
Lionheart: (Whispers in Ravenpaw's ear) Like d-uuude, women like alllways like it when you say you are like, sorry, like even though you don't like, mean it.
Ravenpaw: (Whispers in his dad's ear) Okay, dad. I want mountain dew.
Lionheart: Like okay, duuuude.
(The car ride home)
Cinderkit: (Looks in Wal-mart as they pass by a window) MOMMY! ITS BARBIE!
Firepaw/Graypaw/Ravenpaw: Bah-bah-barbie!
Cinderkit: Mommy, can I have barbie?
Firepaw/Graypaw/Ravenpaw: Bah-bah-barbie
Frostfur: Maybe next time.
Firepaw/Graypaw/Spottedleaf/Ravenpaw/Sandpaw/Brackenkit: Bah-bah-barbie!
THAT ENDS THIS CHAPTER!
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