Chapter 5:
Another Gathering, Ravenpaw's Breakdown, and A Yellow Teeth Commercial
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I DO NOT OWN HAVE A NICE DAY BY BON JOVI!
(Firepaw pads to Spottedleaf 's den, and walks in)
Spottedleaf: (Is in a bubble bath that covers all of her, but her head, and her two crossed legs on the side of the tub) AAAAAAH!
Firepaw: (Covers his eyes with his paws) SORRY!
Spottedleaf: Don't worry. What's up?
Firepaw: (Pulls his paws away from his eyes) Okay. Do you want to go to the gathering with me tonight?
Spottedleaf: Am I your girlfriend for no reason? OF COURSE I'LL GO!
(Firepaw and Spottedleaf kiss)
Firepaw: (Walks out) (Runs into Graypaw) Oobibobbyboo kappypoppyooboobo
Graypaw: Are you talking Mousish?
Firepaw: Minkodinkodododah Eeeme momy papapoo
Graypaw: (Slaps Firepaw across the face) Snap out of it man! Are you high or something?
Firepaw: Thanks, buddy.
Graypaw: No problem.
(The Gathering)
(Smooching Sounds behind Great Rock, and a ShadowClan apprentice stares wide eyed at Leopardfur and Tallstar)
Apprentice: Brokenstar!
Firepaw: (Slowdancing with Spottedleaf, and kissing)
Brokenstar: (winks at Sandpaw)
Dustpaw: (Punches Brokenstar in the jaw)
Tigerclaw: (Slow dances with Goldenflower)
Whitestorm: YOYOYO! Come on! How about HAVE A NICE DAY!
Clans: (Scream)
(Leopardfur and Tallstar come out from behind the Great Rock, fur all wrinkled)
Crookestar: What happened to you?
Leopardfur: (Grins)
(Gathering Ends)
(Camp the next day)
Ravenpaw: Oh my starclan. Oh my StarClan!
Graypaw: (Whispers to Firepaw) Why is Ravenpaw having an emotional breakdown?
Firepaw: (Whispers) I don't know. Why are we whispering?
Graypaw: (Whispering) I don't know.
(Ravenpaw Runs up)
Ravenpaw: I am leaving the Clan.
Brackenkit: (from inside the nursery) Par-tay! (Disco ball comes down and the nursery is filled with music and blaring lights. it is rocking back and forth)
Graypaw: well...they are really disappointed about that.
Ravenpaw: (crys) I'll miss you guys!
Firepaw: We'll miss you too, fat dad in a fatsuit!
Ravenpaw: (smiles and dramaticly exits)
(Later that night)
Graypaw: (Flipping through the channels) NOTHING IS ON! FLIPPIN TV SET
(a numerous set of beeps, as Graypaw uses a number of words that are not for the eyes of people under the age of 30. Thank you.)
Firepaw: YO! Grayman! What is your problem! (Breaks remote)
Commercial: (cute voices) Welcome to Yellowfang's Dental Mental Center!
Yellowfang: Hello! This is a commercial for my dentists office. Bye.
THE END OF THIS CHAPTER! HOPE ITS FUNNY:)