Chapter Six:
Tigerclaw's Issues, Brackenkit Needs a Tissue,
And The Apprentices Go To The Dentist
A/N: Later in the chapter, many cats will mention the word SPED. My friend made it up. It means Special Ed. (An alternate for stupid, idiot, dumbo, ding-dong, blondy, etc.)
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Tigerclaw: (Runs to apprentices den) MOMMY! RAVENPAW! HELP!
Graypaw: (Still mad about the TV set) WOULD YOU SHUT UP! WE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP! (Punches Tigerclaw in the jaw)
Sandpaw: SPED!
Tigerclaw: Sped?
Sandpaw: It means Special Ed, you Sped!
Tigerclaw: Whatevs. I'm not a SPED!
Sandpaw: whatevs. Why do u have to bother us?
Tigerclaw: uhh...
(Dustpaw punches Tigerclaw in the jaw)
Dustpaw: SPED!
Firepaw: SPED!
Graypaw: SPED!
Sandpaw: SPED!
Tigerclaw: Stupid apprentices...one is blonde, and the rest are speds!
Sandpaw: I am not blonde, thank you very much! (Punches Tigerclaw in the jaw)
Graypaw/Firepaw/Dustpaw: WE ARE NOT SPEDS!
(The NEXT MORNING)
Tigerclaw: Good Morning, Goldenflower!
Goldenflower: Sped!
Tigerclaw: Good Morning, Bluestar.
Bluestar: SPED!
Tigerclaw: Good Morning, Spottedleaf!
Spottedleaf: (Scoffs) Sped!
Tigerclaw: Flippen Apprentices!
Frostfur: Don't be such a potty mouth in front of the kits! (Slaps)
(The Nursery)
Brackenkit: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Frostfur: What?
Brackenkit: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Frostfur: What, sweetie?
Brackenkit: Mama! Tigerclaw called me a SPED, and I need a tissue.
Frostfur: (Gives Tissue) I'll be back in a second. (Stomps over to Tigerclaw)
Tigerclaw: Hello, Frostfur.
Frostfur: SPED! (Slaps)
(The Next Day)
Bluestar: APPRENTICES! Come on, HOMIES!
(Apprentices run out of the den)
Firepaw: Yeah, Blue-shizzle?
Bluestar: Time to go to Yellowfang's Dental Center!
Graypaw: I have training!
Firepaw: I have to hunt!
Dustpaw: uhh...Goldenflower needs help in the nursery!
Sandpaw: I promised to go to the mall with Spottedleaf! (Which is true)
Bluestar: Okay, Home-girl has good teeth, and so does Home-boy and Gray-shizzle. Dustpaw, come with me.
(Dental Center)
Nurse: Come on in, Dustpaw!
Dustpaw: (Walks in) Hi.
Nurse: Go ahead and sit in the chair.
Dustpaw: (Sits in chair)
Yellowfang: Hi! Let's take a look at those choppers! (Opens Dustpaw's mouth) Not to bad. Just a cavity. (Pulls out cavity)
Dustpaw: (Yowls)
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