Chapter Seven:
Spottedleaf's Makeup Meltdown, Redtail's Ghost,
And Lionheart Hilusinates While Playing a Video Game.
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(Spottedleaf and Sandpaw are getting ready for a party)
Spottedleaf: Like, Firepaw is going to be soooooo hot tonight for the gathering! Who are you going with?
Sandpaw: Dustpaw, of course! He's like the hottest tom here!
Spottedleaf: Whatevs. Who is Graypaw going with?
Sandpaw: Graypaw is going with Mousefur. Ha. Wait. Doesn't he hook up with Silverstream in Fryer and Spice?
Brambleclaw's Legacy: Shut up! Stop being such a blonde!
Sandpaw: (Scoffs) Whatever!
Spottedleaf: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sandpaw: What?
Spottedleaf: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sandpaw: WHAT?
Spottedleaf: I FORGOT ABOUT MY PURPLE EYESHADOW! I USED IT ALL LAST GATHERING, AND WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS?
Sandpaw: I don't know.
Spottedleaf: (Lays down, breathing shallow)
Sandpaw: (Rips off her shirt to reveal Superman suit) It's okay. I know mouth to mouth! (Does CPR)
Dustpaw: (Walks in) EWWWWWWWWWWWW! SANDPAW! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED SPOTTEDLEAF YOU SPED!
Sandpaw: I was doing mouth to mouth.
Dustpaw: Oh...(Relieved)
(Bluestar's Den)
Bluestar: (Laying on her bed) I like cheese.
Redtail: (Ghost appears) Ooooooh!
Bluestar: (Covers herself with blankets) REDTAIL! KNOCK FIRST NEXT TIME.
Redtail: ur hot.
Bluestar: (Drops Gangsta act) Oh, really? Well, u wanna come over here, I'm a little bored, with nothing to do.
Redtail: (Jaw drops, with a thud on the floor) o-okay...
Graypaw: (Walks Past Bluestar's den)
(Bluestar's Den)
(Smooching sounds, and Graypaw walks in)
Bluestar: (In a pair of shorts and a t-shirt, in Redtail's Arms) Uhhhhh...
Graypaw: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY STARCLAN! (Runs out)
(Graypaw runs into Firepaw)
Graypaw: eww eww ewww ewww eww eww ewww ewww ewww ewww eww eww ewww eww ww eww eww eww ewww.
Firepaw: Sped. (Walks away)
(Warriors Den)
Lionheart: (eating carrots while playing a video game) YA!
Small Voice: Hey, big boy.
Lionheart: (Turns to see a chocolate vole next to him) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mousefur: What?
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