A/N: Sorry it took so long… I was never high enough to continue until now. Probably the last chappie.
Not Again…
Roger sighed. "I choose…"
Aida randomly ran in. "Hi there!"
Everyone stared at her. Maureen, Roger, and Elphaba all looked as if they were dreading something.
Two seconds later, they figured it out. A man who looked exactly like a short-haired Roger and a woman who looked exactly like Mo and Elphie followed her in. "AIDA!" they called.
"Should I choose Aida, my identical twin's love?" Roger grumbled.
Aida, Radames, Mimi, and April all shook their heads.
Glinda giggled. "Amneris! You and Elphie and Maureen are all identical twins!"
"Actually, Glinda, it would be triplets," Elphaba corrected.
Glinda looked confused. She glanced at Mark.
"It's triplet, Gali," said Mark.
Madame Morrible started laughing hysterically. "GALI!" she squealed.
Everyone stared at her.
"Madame…" asked the Wizard, looking like he feared for her sanity, "are you feeling okay?"
"GALI!" yelled Morrible gleefully.
Everyone hid from Madame Morrible behind a tree, and by the magic that rules the world of FanFictions, Morrible couldn't see them.
"EVERYONE! WHERE ARE YOU?" she yelled when she recovered two hours later.
No one moved. Actually, Mimi kicked a rock, but Morrible didn't notice.
Madame Morrible was carted away to a oneshot Bob Jones was writing about her. The Wizard was, too.
"There you are, my love!" yelled Morrible, throwing her arms around him.
"Someone switched your brain with Glinda's," murmured the Wizard, pulling her off of him.
"Please let that fic they're going to be M-rated," prayed Fiyero as he watched them go.
"Why?" asked Boq.
"Because I want them to suffer."
"Oh, okay."
"I find the fact that the Wizard thinks Morrible is acting like me horrible," pouted Glinda. Mark kissed her.
"It's okay, Pookie," he said to her.
"YOU STOLE MY WORD!" yelled Maureen angrily.
Benny came back from his time with the original character (at long last….). "What did I miss?"
"Roger was just going to choose me over April," said Mimi.
"Was not!" April protested.
Mimi rolled her eyes.
"Oh, so in other words, nothing?"
"Except for the random Aida people, no, nothing," said Joanne. "Hey, where'd they go?"
Aida, Radames, and Amneris had all vanished in a puff of turquoise smoke.
"Wow, that was weird," said Roger. "I choose April."
April disappeared in a puff of turquoise smoke.
"That was REALLY weird…" said Roger, beginning to be creeped out. "I pick Mimi."
Mimi disappeared in a puff of turquoise smoke.
"Now I'm scared. But I want Mark to go away, so I'll pick him."
Roger and Mark disappeared in a puff of turquoise smoke. They found themselves in the M-rated section.
"Oh dear God, I forgot how porno this place is," muttered Roger.
"I think they expect us to do the same thing," said Mark nervously.
"Hey! There's Collins and Angel! Where'd they come from?"
"Oh my fucking God, no!" said Mark, turning away.
"Time to go!" giggled Saran VD. She poofed all the characters from this fic (including the non-musical ones…) into the M-rated section using her magical turquoise smoke.
"So it was you!" gasped April. "You took me away from Roger."
"Hey, I can't lie," said Saran VD, "I had to see what would happen. I like this result a lot better."
"Well, I can say one thing," said Nessa. "You fanfic authors are a bunch of perves."
"Thanks!" said Saran VD.
Everyone stared at her.
"Fanfics suck," said Collins. "Let's get drunk."
Everyone groaned, except for Saran VD, who was cackling like a maniac.
Elphaba stared at her. "If you're trying to act like me, you need to stop trying."
"No way! That's gay," said Saran VD.
"You're gay," retorted Elphaba.
"I find that statement offensive," said Maureen, Joanne, Collins, Angel (does she really count?), and Anthony Rapp, who had decided to show up.