Again, I say the same thing as I did before: I don't own anybody mentioned in this!(Except for my rhinocerous and lasso...)

Enjoy.

It was a normal and bright sunny day in Chicago.
Well, as normal as it can get in the mind of one very hyper, very short, very insane sugar-induced girl...

Jen and Sephie were swinging on the swings at a local park near Jen's house.
Don't ask why, they just were.

"Weee!" Sephie exclaimed everytime the swing would go up.
Jen just stared at him, wincing everytime a "wee" came out of his mouth. Was this really Sephiroth, the very tall-macho-silver-haired-hottie-who-always-failed-at-killing-Cloud? He was acting like a three year old!

Before she could question his actions, a chipmunk came out of nowhere, landing on her head. Sephie stopped swinging and quirked an eyebrow at the chipmunk. "Why's there a chipmunk on your head?"

"I have no clue..."

The two sat there, trying to figure out why this chipmunk sat atop Jen's head.
Then all of a sudden a hord of chipmunks tackled Sephie and began ripping at his clothes, him screaming whilst this was happening.

Jen just sat there, amused by all the chipmunks. "Woooooow... there's a ton of chipmunks!"

Suddenly, the chipmunks scattered. Sephie stood up, glaring at his shredded clothing scattered about the ground. He looked up at Jen, noticing that she was red like a tomato and her eyes were wide, like this: 0.0
"What's the matter?"

"You're...you're...NAKED!" she screamed.

He looked down, eyes widening, then jumped behind a bush. While he was busy trying to find clothes, Jen was trying to calm herself down. After she composed herself, she threw the chipmunk at a tree and walked over to the bush. Sephie jumped out with pants made out of leaves and twigs.

"Ya know...you look like Peter Pan...heh..Sephie Pan.." she said, cracking a huge grin.

"Oi! And I can fly too!" and with that, Sephie flew high into the sky, towards downtown Chicago.

"Uh oh, spaghettio!" Jen said, running after him. "He's gonna kill us all!"

Sephie stood atop the Sears tower. He broke off one of the antenae and was now using it to kill everything in his path, such as airplanes, helicopters, and geese.

"Sephiiiiiiiieeeeee! Get off the tower! Quit killing half the fricken population!" Jen yelled as she flew towards him. She sat on the back of a very large rhinocerous with wings. It's name was Gotofredo.

"Make me!" he yelled back.

"Fine, I will!" she replied, pulling out her ultimate weapon: the sugar kitty of doom.

"Oh God.. oh God no! Someone save me from the sugar kitty of doom!" Sephie yelled as he dropped the antena and attempted to fly away.

"NO YA DON'T!"

Sephie's attempt had failed, he was caught by Jen's golden lasso of wonders. He whimpered as she brought him back to the ground safely and hopped off of Gotofredo. "Sephie, you're going to have to be punished." she said as she pulled out a bamboo stick.

The city was filled with Sephie's shouts as he was punished for his wrong-doing. Poor poor Sephie.

But the city was safe, thanks to the one and only Jen! WOOTS!