I guess we're roomies…
Authors: Halbloodprincess2 and Mrs. Panda Eyes
Introduction: Well, hello all who have decided read our story! Just to clear a few things out Draco's POV is written by Halfbloodprincess2, and Hermione's POV is written by Mrs. Panda Eyes. This is a piece of work written by two authors, and we hope you enjoy it! (P.S R&R and we'll drop by and check out your stories too!)
Summary: After escaping from the scene of a coughterriblecough crime Draco and Hermione find themselves stuck in the Room of Requirements. When they have to fulfil a series of challenges one question is posed, will they survive?
Disclaimer: Alas we have to give all credit to JK…
Draco's POV
So, this is how it all began. I finish dinner, and I want to go the library. I manage to get Pansy the leech off of me, and I start going towards the library. So I walk in and the whole place is trashed, and when I mean trashed, it is horrible. All the pages of all the books lying everywhere, the shelves broken and no one is in there. I go there with her and examine the place, feeling all international spy-like. Then I realized I was being out of character, so I decided to lean against the wall and smirk, waiting for someone to come. Then Granger comes in….why her? Granger gasps and runs towards the puddle of pages and dramatically screams,
"WHY! They were so young!" ….
Well ok, she doesn't, I'm exaggerating. She just goes to the pile and picks up pages and gasps. Then we hear the screaming of Madam Pince and screams bloody murder. She was hyperventilating, about to faint, when Filch assured her that they will expel the student from school who did this. Then she put a smug expression on her face, liking the idea. I thought she was an innocent old woman. Then I realized that me and Granger were right there, right in the middle of the scene of the crime. Then I look at Granger who was standing next to me, looking stunned. Then I screamed,
"RUN GRANGER!" and we made a run for it.
I never knew she could run so fast. Maybe all those years running away from Pothead and Weasel gave her these extraordinary skills. But then I realized that she likes those freaks, she was just talented in running. We ran and ran down until we reached this door. She opens it and jumps in, and I do the same thing, just hotter, because I am hotter. Then the door closes shut and here I am now.
Stuck in the Room of Requirements with the know-it-all Granger. Deep down, I think that old kook Dumbledore has to do something about it. The door has now suddenly disappeared and I'm here, contemplating suicide. You know why I'm contemplating suicide? Because Granger here is screaming
"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT" and hyperventilating and mumbling something about "life ruined" …"parents will kill me" and other things like that. What the hell am I supposed to do? Comfort her? Hell no, I'm sitting here, wondering why there is no mirror here. So then I have a brilliant idea. I take out my wand. No seriously, for about a couple of seconds there because of my panic, I forget that I am a wizard. Shame on me! Then I scream,
"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN WE'RE MAGICAL!"…
And she doesn't reply…Then she starts whimpering, and I say,
"Granger what in God's name are you doing?"
She looks at me.
"You sound like you're…." I pause for a second "…pleasuring yourself and I don't really want to be stuck in the room of requirements with a masturbating Granger, not matter HOW much it's turning me on."
Then I look away in shame and disgust, having a very disturbing mental image that makes me want to puke. And after what I said, I realized that I was wrong. Very, very, very wrong. Because then Granger got up, her eyes bulging, and she looked like she was going to attack me, kill me, then eat me for dinner. Then I started screaming
"GRANGER FOR GODS SAKE GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF!".
But she wouldn't listen. I was about to start crying but then a paper swiveled onto the table we had in the middle of the room. It says,
"For the quarreling couple to be set free, you have to listen to me. You must fulfill a series of challenges by next week, or you will not leave until you are old and meek!"
Hermione's POV
SHIT, OH SHIT, SHIT SHIT SHITTY SHIT SHIT! Oh my god, I'm going to be expelled, EXPELLED! I'm head girl too, why oh why oh why? Right that's it I'm officially ruined, all I wanted was a nice stroll round the castle then go check out the library in case Madam Pince had any new charm catalogues in, but NO, Draco fucking Malfoy had to go and ruin it for me. What are my parents going say! I'm so dead…..WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY….Hermione Anne-Marie Granger calm yourself woman! For goodness sake if you could look at yourself in a mirror, you'd be quite frankly ASHAMED. Now take deep breaths, in….and out….IN….and out…. There you go! All you needed was a bit of composure!
"Granger what in God's name are you doing?" exclaims a disgusted voice from behind me, "You sound like you're…." The voice pauses for a second "…pleasuring yourself and I don't really want to be stuck in the room of requirements with a masturbating Granger, no matter HOW much it's turning me on."
My blood boils at this comment and I swing round ready to throttle the life out of the voice, hands outstretched eyes bulging I charge across the room towards Malfoy screaming. His eyes widen and he freezes like a rabbit caught in car headlights. "GRANGER!" he bellows leaping out of the way just in time, "GRANGER FOR GODS SAKE GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF!"
My chest heaves and I struggle for breath, ugh I'm so unfit, especially after running god knows how many miles from Madam "Psycho" Pince and Filch. I look at Malfoy cowering in the corner (God he's so pathetic…I'm saying God waaaaay too much) and note with pleasure his look of surprise and fear. I think about tormenting him but decide against it, if I'm stuck in the room of requirements with Malfoy I'd rather not waste any breath on him. Instead I flop down on the floor and close my eyes, ugh! Wait…you're probably all thinking what the fuck! Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy known enemies in the room of requirements?
Okay let me explain. It all started, oh my goodness what do I sound like? But yeah, whatever, basically it was a normal day, get up, wash face, get dressed, go down to breakfast, go to class. All pretty normal stuff. So I'll cut to the chase, after dinner I separated from Ron and Harry wanting to have an evening stroll around the castle ground to blow away a few cobwebs, and then go see if the charm catalogues I'd ordered earlier in the week were available from the library. So having finished my walk around the grounds I headed up towards the library.
I knew something was wrong as soon as entered the corridor. The library door was flung wide open and a few stray book pages fluttered lightly in the wind. I start to run towards the doors and into the scene of devastation I wanted to shout "WHY? They were so young!" but barely held it in realising that if anyone were to actually hear me I'd find myself carted off to a mental hospital before you could say "I Love Books". I slow down and finally settle into a fast walk. The library was absolutely TRASHED. Books everywhere, torn, battered, spines broken, tables overturned, shelves smashed - it was like a grave yard. I finger the broken books imagining all the lost knowledge…when a noise behind me startles me and I jump up in alarm. Draco Malfoy leans against the wall smirking his oh so annoying smirk…even if it IS trademark. I wonder what Malfoy is doing HERE is a LIBRARY (see how I stressed the words?) but before I can ask him, I am interrupted when a scream rings through the room. Oh my god it's "Psycho" Pince I think…and I'm here at the crime scene. Uhoh…. She's now screaming bloody murder and I hear someone else join her.
"Don't worry my love…" ohmigod its Filch, "Psycho" Pince and Filch, wait till I tell the boys! 'Hermione' I chide myself, now isn't the time.
"Don't worry my love, I swear that whoever did this will be hanging in my office by the end of the day and I will see personally that they are expelled from Hogwarts" I can hear them moving quickly towards us and behind me Malfoy screams "RUN GRANGER!" I didn't need telling twice. I sprinted after him my boobs swinging wildly.
'A place to hide! A place to hide!' I think desperately, up ahead a door appears in the stonework, Malfoy yanks open the door and we tumble inside, the door slamming shut behind us. We wait there in the dark crouching with our eyes (well I say we I didn't give a toss about what Malfoy was doing) clamped shut. We hear the two "lovers" charge past yelling obscenities and Malfoy has the common sense (oh crap, did I just say MALFOY had common sense….) to turn on some lights.
"Err Granger…"
"What!" I snap not in the mood to talk, especially not with Malfoy.
"We may have a problem…"
"You think? We have "Psycho" Pince and her lover Filch on the rampage looking for us, and I'm hiding in the room of requirements with YOU, I'd never have guessed" I sneered at him.
"Well if you'd actually open your god damn eyes Granger you would see there is no door in the room. We are stuck."
My eyes fly open and my jaw drops. He's right. The room's quite small, not so small we have trouble maneuvering but small enough that I can see we have no door.
"OH NO! THERE'S NO DOOR! WHAT ARE WE GUNNA DO?" I cry, "WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"
"Good observation mudblood, but I mentioned that 5 minutes ago, for someone who's meant to be smart you are exceptionally dumb.
I groan and shut my eyes again sliding down the wall, and well yeah...that's where you found me….
"What the…" starts Malfoy I climb up and wander over to him to see what he's "What the'ing" about. There's a note on the table, curious I lean over and read it:
"For the quarrelling couple to be set free, you have to listen to me. You must fulfill a series of challenges by next week, or you will not leave until you are old and meek!"
My forehead creases as I frown, my brain processing the information. Then it hits me.
Oh crap…
Ok…ok...So Mrs. Panda Eyes wrote more than me! Sue me...:P
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