Author's note- PIXIE STICKSSSSSSSSS! YOU WILL BOW TO THE POWER OF PIXIE STICKS! WEEEEEEEEEE!
Warriors Find Pixie Sticks
Moonpaw- (looks at a bag of Pixie Sticks) What's that?
Snowpaw- (sniffs it and then sneezes) It smells ok…
Moonpaw- (licks it) YUMMY! (licks faster)
Snowpaw- You ok?
Moonpaw- Yeah, sure. Now, help me open the next one!
Snowpaw- Ok… (breaks wrapping on a cherry pixie sticks and then licks it) Yummy…
Moonpaw- GIMME! GIMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!
Snowpaw- (grabs pixie sticks) My… Precious………..
Moonpaw- They're mine! ALL MINE! (attacks Snowpaw)
Snowpaw- (fights for the Pixie Sticks) NEVER! MINE-Y!
Back at camp
Stoneclaw- Snowpaw should be back from hunting by now…
Speckledleaf- Moonpaw should be back with my herbs I told him to steal from WindClan by now…
Stoneclaw- What?
Speckledleaf- Nothing. Just go get them!
Stoneclaw- Lazy aren't we? goes to find them
At the clearing
Snowpaw and Moonpaw are surrounded by colored sugar and Pixie Stick wrappers
Snowpaw and Moonpaw- (groan)
Stoneclaw- WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING! WHERE'S THE PREY!
Snowpaw- Twoleg food… Yummy… (licks lips)
Stoneclaw- YOU ATE TWOLEG SLOP!
Moonpaw- Corraction. (lazily points up paw) Twoleg… Candy… Wee…
Snowpaw- Moonpaw had to much of it. She's drunk on candy.
Stoneclaw- BACK TO CAMP! NOW!
Moonpaw- hangover Okie-dokie… Artier-choky… Wee…
Back at camp
Speckledleaf- Moonpaw! Did you get the herbs I told you to steal from WindClan!
Clan- (stares at Speckedleaf)
Moonpaw- (hangover) Finland!
Speckledleaf- I mean, the herbs I asked you to get?
Moonpaw- (hangover) Lemonslup!
Snowpaw- Sorry, we didn't.
Robinstar- (randomly appears out of nowhere) No prey for you! (disappears)
Snowpaw- Looking sad. Ok…
Stoneclaw- You just said 'Looking sad.'?
Snowpaw- (gasps) I did! NO TYPOS!
Moonpaw- (hangover wearing off an is looking dazed) Wha?
StarClan- Nothing! This was all a dream! MWHAHAHA!
This story has ended by the will of StarClan or Blackheart's to lazy to write more.