One horrifying day, a smeet named Zim was born. After having his PAK attached to his spine like every other smeet ever born, he was sent into his new room through a long chute. Once Zim saw more smeets coming down the chute after him, he shoved them back in the shaft, putting the planet into a blackout. This awful day was officially named 'Horrible Painful Overload Day'.
Many of the smeets that got shoved back up the chute got horrible deformities. One of those smeets was named 'Skarr'. Her deformities were that she was Albino, and that her right arm was just a stub. Skarr grew up to be very tall, only several inches shorter than the tallest themselves. According to the Irken Society, the taller an Irken is, the more respect (and a better job) the Irken gets. Because of her horrible deformities, despite her great height, Skarr was bullied and shoved to the side, as if she was still the height of a smeet.
Because the tallest didn't want their society to crumble and break, they had to give Skarr at least a fairly decent career. After she finished Mission Impending Doom I first, much before the others, she was assigned a second planet, and finished conquering it the same time most Invaders finished their first. Days later, Zim nearly destroyed Irk.
When the great assigning for Mission Impending Doom II began, Skarr was assigned to Saturn, as the tallest didn't want to hear from her again, similar to what they did to Zim. It was right before she left Conventia when she found out that Zim was the one that gave her such deformities. She swore right then and there that if she ever found out where Zim was, she would fight with him to the death. Little did Skarr know, her assigned planet was in the same galaxy as Zim's.
When Skarr made it to Saturn, she immediately noticed that nobody on this planet looked the same as another. It was a tourist planet! She knew she'd blend right in, she wouldn't even have to make a disguise! There were Vortians, an Earth monkey, and even several other Irkens.
"Hey, for once I don't have to make a disguise! Perfect! I can get started right away on my plans. This one should be pretty fun." She thought, an evil grin slowly appearing on her face.
After several hours of searching, she found out that several people lived on Saturn; mainly the ones that worked there. All the houses were unique, based on where the occupant's home planet was. Skarr set up a base similar to a Vortian home, with several Irken touches added to it. Once inside, she quickly called the tallest, to let them know that she had already set up a base and was ready to start her plans.
"Skarr! Why did you leave so quickly? You never even got a SIR unit like the rest of your fellow Invaders! Would you like us to send you one? Without a SIR unit, you won't be able to--" rambled Purple.
"Oh, ignore him. We'll send you a SIR unit. You should be getting it in a few minutes." nodded Red, stuffing a SIR unit into a long tube, which immediately sucked up the SIR, out of sight.
Skarr said goodbye to the tallest, cut the transmission, and ran outside. She waited for about two minutes, and she saw what seemed to be a falling star. As it turned out, it was her SIR unit, flying through space right towards her. She quickly extended her spider legs and caught the SIR. It had built up quite some speed, flying through air faster than the speed of light. Once Skarr caught it, the force of the plummeting SIR threw her back about ten feet. Trying not to be seen, Skarr retracted her spider legs and ran inside.
Once inside, she saw a note was attached to the SIR's head. The note read:
"Dear Skarr, you were in such a rush to get to Saturn, that you forgot your SIR unit! Open up his head, there's two batteries in there. Press the button on its chest and insert the batteries. The SIR will explain the rest."
Skarr ripped the note off of the SIR's head and stuck it to the floor. She then turned the SIR around every way possible, looking for how to open its head. She then grabbed the note, and flipped it over, and saw that there were more instructions on the back.
"To open its head, grab the antenna, lay it down flat to its head, and spin it in a full circle. The head should then pop open for you. Best Wishes, The Almighty Tallest."
Skarr then taped the note to the floor again and grabbed the SIR's antenna. She then set it flat against the top of its head and spun it in a full circle, but nothing happened. She tried to pry the top off, but it didn't work. She then tried spinning the antenna the opposite direction. 'Click!' the head popped right open. Along with a bunch of wires and circuits, Skarr saw two large, square batteries. She removed then from the SIR's head, and began to wonder,
"Should I close the head first? The instructions never said to...so...I guess I won't."
She then laid the SIR flat on the floor and pressed a button on its chest. The door sprung open, and she inserted the two batteries. She closed the battery door, and the SIR unit stood right up. Being a bit below eye level, Skarr stood up to see her new SIR.
"Hello, I am a Standard-issue Information Retrieval unit, also known as a SIR unit, or a SIR. You have now activated my systems. System Report: All systems are fully functional and running properly. Please insert your name." Said the SIR, with a keyboard and screen emerging from the panel on its chest. The screen read 'Please Insert Name. Invader: ". She kneeled down and typed in 'Skarr'.
"Invader Skarr, is this correct? Please say 'Yes' or 'No'." said the SIR, with its keyboard retracting back into its chest.
"Yes...?" said Skarr, unsure if she was to simply say yes or no, or if a new keyboard was to emerge from its chest.
"SIR unit recognized. Invader Skarr. Status: Invader, Master. Please type in my new name." Said the SIR, the keyboard emerging from its chest once again.
"Erm...what to name it... is there a way to leave it without a name for now? Probably not... Um..." said Skarr, talking to both herself and the SIR. Skarr unsurely typed in 'Mik', mainly choosing random letters.
"Name chosen. SIR unit name: Mik. Master name: Invader Skarr. SIR unit fully functional. SIR unit in full operation."
Skarr led Mik over into her kitchen, facing an entirely blank wall, except for a single red button. She pressed the button, and an elevator appeared in the wall. Skarr and Mik stepped into the elevator, and went down to the room directly below the house. There was a digital telescope, which could let Skarr see any other Irken Invader on any planet, and get a report of their progress. She was originally going to use this to check up on all the other Invaders, but she suddenly had an idea. She flicked a switch on the side of the telescope, and it shot out some goggles, which fit perfectly to Skarr's head, with some wires attaching it to the telescope. Once Skarr figured out how to work the telescope, she found out that Zim was on Earth. She then grabbed Mik and got on the elevator, heading down two floors.
Skarr searched frantically for her map. She finally asked her computer, which promptly found it and gave it to her. She pressed a button, typed in 'Earth', and it brought up a holographic model of the Milky Way galaxy, with Earth and Saturn both glowing.
"I'm right next to him? How did I ever miss that!" she screamed, once again grabbing Mik and rushing onto the elevator, headed for the attic. Once there, she found her Voot Cruiser, grabbed some battle equipment and Mik, and headed off towards Earth.