Chapter 2! I just couldn't wait for the next chapter! I've never enjoyed typing this much! It's strange...the story in my head's awesome. But when I put it into words, it doesn't seem as great. I hope it's still good though!

This chapter's stupid. It'll most deffinatly be shorter. I'll be serious next chap.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto would be the ruler of the world and the Kages would be his lowly apprentices. And Shino would call Kiba queer just to tick him off. Like so...

Last chapt.

Shino: "Then make him notice"

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Ino walks up after tackling Shikamaru for snoring like Choji.

Ino: "Whacha doin'"

Shino: "Talking about how queer Kiba is."

Kiba: "What!"

Shino: "Have you ever seen his socks?"

Hinata: "They're queeralicious!"

Naruto: " oO Did you just say 'queeralicious'?"

Hinata: blushes "Umm...no?"

Kiba: "That's right! Wait...hey!"

Ino: "Where the frig did you come from?"

Naruto: "Sasuke tells me I was born in a acid-proof dumpster during the Mayan appaccolippse."

Shino: "I bet it wasn't as queer as Kiba's socks."

Hinata: "Why would a dumpster be queer?"

Shino: "It'd have Kiba's socks in it."

Kiba: "Don't make me run off and cry!"

Shino: "Told ya he's queer."

Kiba: "I'm telling Kurenai-sensei!"

Kiba yells across the training grounds.

"Kurenai-sensei! Shino keeps calling me queer!"

Kakashi: "Shino, don't be modest..."

Just then, TenTen notices Sasuke and Neji.

"Animal crackers? Those are mine! And so are those cookies!"

(This isn't meant to be random and stupid like my other stories!)

(So I'll stop.)

After everything calmed down, Ino started blabbing. Let's translate...

Ino: "Naruto's birthday's in 2 days! We need a party! I love parties!"

That's roughly what it meant.

Sakura: "We need someone to run it though. Remember what happened last year..."

(flashback) "BOOM!" (End flashback)

Ino: "Oh yeah, and the year before"

(flashback) "This just in. An evil giant mutant cookie named Delila is destoying the village. Could this be the next Nine-Tailed Fox!" (End flashback)

Kakashi: I've been asked to end the chapter, since Kiba's so queer and all. MyHeroKai would like you to R&R cause the Reveiw button wants some friends. Click him! Oh, and also, I don't eat until there's reveiws. Soes...yeah. Some pizza would be nice!

Told ya it was insane. I had to get that out of my system! If you're wondering, Neji and Sasuke were replaying the chuunin exams with the animal crackers and Neji chewed and spit the cookies at TenTen. Emo kids, UNITE!