Chapter 7! OMG! I'm having a blast with this! I honestly tried to make this a serious story. Not working. Atleast it makes more scense than "OOC MADNESS!". Jeeze. Maybe I'll start another story that's serious. Once this is done. This is only like, the begining though. What about the rest of the week! And Halloween!
Disclaimer: There'll be more characters per chap. That's not a disclaimer...:O "Bring out the llamas!" and "It's open season. Shika, duck!" were my sister's ideas.
Reviewers:
Murdah, falcona, 'A'lusy, meligirll28, almostinsane(reviews all the time),Doodlebop8993(You like the doodlebops too! Random kid says: "Where's Mo?Thanx 4 teh review!), Animelover5.6(Thanx for reviewing again. Maybe. Just feeling right now, but probably Asuma and Kurenai.)
I got 9 new messages last night in my e-mail! Well, one was an e-card but the reviews doubled! That's what I get for letting people review...
Last chapter
"Next up is..."
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Naruto: "Shikamaru! Pick a song!"
"It's a small world!"
"London bridge!"
"It's open season! Shika, duck!"
"Troublesome waters!"
Naruto: "Yeah..."
"No! The llama song!"
Naruto: "I like that! The llama song!"
Shikamaru: "Fine..."
"Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck
Llama llama
Cheesecake
Llama
Tablet
Brick
Potato
Llama
Llama llama
Mushroom
Llama
Llama llama
Duck
I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
But it told a tale
And now listen, little child
To the safety rail
Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama
Duck
Half a llama
Twice the llama
not a llama
Farmer
Llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama
Duck
Is THIS how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob
Ankle
Cold
Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
And become a duck"
The croud goes wild! No really...
Kiba: "Bring out the llamas!"
Neji: "My brethren! Billy-bob-billy-banana-fannah-fo-filly? Is that you!"
A voice even stronger than the other one was heard. It seemed to be speaking words of some sort...
"OMG! SHUT THE HECK UP! YA IDIOTS! I MIGHT AS WELL KNOCK YOU ALL OUT! AARRGG! Oh, hello my lovely Sakura. Just shutting these morons up. Just for you..."
Sakura: "Yup..."
Gai: "LEE!"
Lee: "SENSEI! I'M SORRY!"
Gai: Starts to cry "You messed up your hair..."
Lee: "OH SENSEI!"
runs off into the sunset. On the other side of the scenery is a hair dresser.
Hair person lady: "I don't take weirdos!"
Gai: "You don't serve us cause we're from weird-a-lot, the great city of popcorn chicken and tootsie rolls!
Place catches on fire.
Gai: "Hmmph! Let's get back to the party Lee!"
Lee: "YES GAI SENSEI! Sakura's waiting for me..." stares into oblivion
runs into a tree. faints. dies. comes back to life as a vampire. has his halloween costume. satisfied.
Back at the party there was a rukus. Zombie Hyate and Dosu had just sang La cucaracha(SP!) and the ganster twinkies...RETURNED! It was secretly a summoning jutsu. When dead ninja from Leaf and Sound sing it together, the twinkies under Orochimaru's command attack people!
Ganster twinkie leader: "You G-man! Gimme all yo cash!"
Naruto: "My cast? Okay!"
Naruto took off his cast (smooshing the leader in the process)to discover he was healed! Was it the nine-tailed fox?
Naruto: "Thanks!"
Kyuubi: "Die."
Naruto: "Did you heal me?"
Kyuubi: "Like, no man, it was that shy chick with no pupils."
Naruto looks towards Hinata. He goes up, hugs her, she faints.
Hinata: "..."
Naruto: Something annoying. He figured since Hinata wasn't talking, he had to do it for her.
Hinata(Naruto): "Hi! I'm Hinata and...I'm Hinata! I hate Neji!"
Naruto: "Great! So do I!"
Hinata(Naruto): "Really? I think you're gonna be the next hokage! You're so awesome!"
Naruto: "Thank you!"
Everyone stares cause he was trying to be funny.
Naruto: "Ummm...next up is..."
something for suspense
something for suspense
"Kakashi-sensei and Iruka -sensei!"
Kakashi: "How are 2 people being picked at a time?"
Naruto: "The great powerful force responsable for all our being says so. I think she's getting carpoltunel(the hand thing. not spelled right!). So me might wanna hurry up!"
Iruka: "Fine! (wines like a baby)"
Kakashi: "Dragonsta din tay?"
Naruto: "What's that?"
Iruka: "If you were paying attention in clas-"
Kakashi "Numa numa"
Kakashi: For my incredible preformance, tune in for the next chapter! The popstarts were great btw! Almostinsane, I swear stop spoiling me! You too Animelover5.6! (Nah I like it!). Where's Mo? Doodlebops are da best! MyHeroKai loves reviews like that. She thinks she might've dissapointed you this chapter though. She has ideas for the last chapter of the party, but the next's gonna be all the rest of the rookies and senseis singing, and she doesn't know what they're gonna sing! This time, write your suggestions on that edible paper. Or just paper, in non-toxic crayons please.
MyHeroKai: I think this is the worst chap. yet. I think I'm funnier when I don't try to be. I'll keep that in mind for the next chapter.