Chapter 1
One day Naruto was walking through Konoha to see if he could find Sakura. He passed Ichiraku Ramen and could pass up just one bowl (or more). After about 6 bowls, oddly, he was full. When he stepped side he accidently stepped on... Pikachu's tail! Pikachu got so surprised that he took a dump, sent Naruto blasting off again, and flew away.
About 30 minutes later, after Naruto turned into a speck of light in the sky and reformed, he came crashing down on...a cow? Naruto looked around trying to figure out where he was. He started wandering until he ran into this kid dressed in green with blond hair.
Naruto said" Who the hell are you!"
Link said"Hi, I'm Link and I'm gonna WIPE YOUR ASS UP AND DOWN THIS TRAIL!"
"Where did that come fr..."
KRACK
" YAHHHHHH, why'd you hit me with a ...wooden sword..."
Next Link pulled out a bomb while Naruto was still talking to himself. When Naruto was done, he looked down and the bomb blew up. Then Link called the sage of air and had Naruto transported to mutters name.
Naruto wakes up and he's falling through the water then he falls through the air and back into the water. When he looked up he saw Sora. Then Sora whacks him in the head and uses Ars Arcanum sending him back to Konoha
(References to Naruto, Legend of Zelda, Pokemon)