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-Summary: Duo asks a few too many troublesome questions, and Heero doesn't really feel like answering them.
-Regarding the Story: The pairing is Duo and Heero, and it's short and stupid, and came to me while I was in a half-conscious state. Thus, it is crap, but fun crap that gives me something to do during my computer sciences class. XP
-Additional Notes: Disclaimer is in my profile, if you want it. Though, I can't imagine why….
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"Hey Heero?"
"Yes Duo?"
"Do you know where my shirt is?" Duo looked at Heero, rubbing sleep from his eyes, still groggy from waking up, and seemingly intent on returning to sleep.
"No." Heero answered shortly, he was rather comfortable, and wasn't very happy about the prospect of waking up.
"Okay" A pause, then, "Hey Heero?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you know where your shirt is?" Duo looked vaguely awake, and slightly curious. Heero grumbled into his pillow, not very pleased with being kept awake.
"No."
"Alright" Duo could take a hint. Another pause, this one more awkward. "Hey Heero?"
"Yes?" Heero practically growled, glaring up at Duo. Duo just flushed slightly, he was still too tired to properly be embarrassed.
"Do you know where our pants are?" Duo asked at last.
"No." Heero said sharply, turning away from Duo and his bothersome questions.
"Do you know where our underwear is, at least?" Duo asked imploringly.
"No." Heero's voice was muffled by his pillow, but the annoyance still shone through.
"Okay, okay. Just one more question."
"Alright" Heero said slowly and looked at Duo expectantly.
"Why are you lying on top of me?"
Heero thought about it for a moment, before shrugging it off. "I have no idea."
"Are you lying?" Duo looked as skeptical as he could, being as tired as he was.
Heero hesitated before answering. "…..Maybe."
"Oh…" Duo looked thoughtful. "Why?"
"I thought you weren't going to ask any more questions." Heero almost seemed to be pouting.
"Yeah, well, I'm curious. So? Why?" Duo seemed far more awake than he actually felt.
"Do you really want me to tell you, or do you want to keep your relative ignorance?" Heero raised an eyebrow, slowly starting to wake up and not really enjoying the experience.
Duo thought about it for a moment. "…. Will I like being ignorant?"
"Maybe." Heero answered offhand.
"Alright." Duo conceded. "But, you know, you're heavy."
"Sorry. Do you want to be on top?" Heero started slowly retracting the arm that was wound around Duo's abdomen.
"…. Sure. But later, I'm really tired." Duo muttered, closing his eyes and pulling Heero's arm back across his torso.
"Yeah, me too. Goodnight Duo." Heero muttered, snuggling closer to his 'pillow'.
"'Night Heero."
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-Ending Notes: What the hell am I smoking! I have no idea what the hell that is supposed to be, but seriously, dude.
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