Chapter 2
Road Trip and Reunion

Logan was giddy as he started up the X-Jet. He was going to get to meet Scott's cute, blond little brother. And dude, he was a SURFER too! Surfers rock. Logan's super-de-duper ears caught a sound from outside the jet, from in the hanger. He turned to look outside the window.
"Crap! Scott's coming too." He moaned.
Scott ran up the Professor, holding a duffel bag.
"Professor! What'd you call me for?" He asked.
"Er, if you didn't know that we're going on a trip, why'd you bring a bag? What's inside?" Xavier asked.
"Why'd you call me?" Scott asked again.
"Never mind that. What's in the bag?" Xavier asked again.
"I'll tell what's in the bag when you tell me why you called me!" Scott said.
"Screw that! Tell me what's in the bag and I'll tell you why I called you!" Xavier yelled.
"No! You're stupid!" Scott pouted and turned away.
-Damn teenagers- Xavier thought.
"You're brother Alex is alive now tell me what's in the bag!" Xavier said.
"Well, let's just say there's no body parts in I- WHAT!" Scott shouted. "Alex is ALIVE!"
"Yes, you dimbo. I said he's alive. Now whose body parts are in the bag?" Xavier asked impatiently.
"Oh my God…I'm a horrible brother. I never looked for my brother! I FEEL TERRIBLE!" Scott cried, burying his face into his hands.
Xavier sighed. "Scott, I saw this coming, so I brought someone very special in." Suddenly, Doctor Phil walked into the hanger, and put his arms around Scott.
"Scott, I know you feel terrible about your brother, but what is this really about?" The Dr. asked.
"It's about how I forgot my brother!" Scott whined.
"Well, he's alive, son, so don't you worry 'bout it. I think we're making some progress." Dr. Phil patted his back, and Scott sniffed, cheering up. Dr. Phil checked his watch.
"Holy Crap! I'm late. Good luck, Scott." Dr. Phil waved good-bye and rushed off.
"Wow…that was weird." Logan said to himself.
Of course it's weird, 'cause weird gets reviews -HINT HINT- .
"Yeah, whatever you say, MystiqueFan, but this has only got 3 reviews so far. What makes you think more will come?" Logan asked.
Stop being such a pessimist, Logan, or I shall smite you with my mighty wrath of X-Men Obsession-anity.
"Whatever." Logan said, finishing off his coffee.
Scott hurried into the jet without another word, leaving his fallen bag behind with the Professor.
"Stupid teenager… expecting me to pick up after him…" Xavier muttered to himself. He wheeled into the X-Jet with Scott's bag, and just as it was rolling out of the hanger, Kitty, Evan, and Rogue ran into the hanger.
"Like, don't leave like, without, like, USSSSSSSSSS!" She screamed at the departing jet.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Evan cried, falling to his knees.
"Oh. Darn." Rogue said calmly. "We got left behind. See Kitty? I told you they wouldn't wait for us."
Are they on drugs or something Rogue?
"Naw, they've just been acting funny since they watching some tragic drama movies." Rogue explained.
Ah. That explains it. Carry on.
You see, loyal fans, I don't feel like yelling at the characters today because…I just don't. Expect me to go harder in the next chapter or so.
Kurt, clad in blue shorts that blended in with his fur and a shirt hanging on him, teleported in. Rogue, however, did not see that he was wearing shorts, just camouflage-able ones, and ran the other way screaming.
"AH JUST SAW MAH BROTHAH NAKED!" She screamed while running in circles. Evan eventually spiked her to a wall until she calmed down.
"Ok…" Kurt said. "Let's go to Hawaii!" He cried, somehow not noticing the huge jet that was missing from the hanger. "Oh…darn."
"Oh, well…" Kitty regained herself. "I guess we can't really blame Scott for wanting to see his long-lost brother…"
"What! Screw that! We almost made it to HAWAII. HAWAII, SISTAH!" Rogue yelled in her face.
"Wait! We don't have to go to Hawaii…there's some beaches not too far." Kurt said, snapping his fingers.
Yes…he has bad grammar.
"Oh, you're one to talk! I saw your grades in grammar this term!" Kurt yelled back.
Oooh, I'm going to love smiting you and Logan later.
"Eep!" Kurt squealed.
"So, Kurt, I don't get what you're saying…"Evan said.
"ROADTRIP!" Kurt yelled, smacking his forehead.
"Uh, yeah right, like we're letting YOU drive. You have two fingers, for Gambit's sake!" Rogue cried.
-Gambit's sake?- Evan mouthed. Rogue shook her head, blushing.
"I can drive…" Kitty began.
"NO!" Everyone yelled at once.
"Fine!" Kitty shouted angrily.
"Come on, lemme driiiiiiiiiiiive." Kurt whined.
"FINE!" Rogue yelled.
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Outside the garage, a furry, blue cat ran by.
"Hehehe…" Said the cat.

Suddenly the garage door opened and a large army tank rolled out.
"KURT! WRONG CAR!" Evan yelled.
"What's Professor Xavier planning on doing with that tank?" Kitty wondered. Kurt backed the tank back in and pulled out in the X-Van. Evan and Kitty got in, and waited for Rogue. Kurt took the roof of the X-Van, efficiently turning it into a convertible.
"ROGUE! HURRY UP BEFORE AUNTIE O NOTICES WE'RE GONE!" Evan yelled. Rogue ran out of the house, only to stumble on the blue cat.
"STUPID CAT!" Rogue yelled as she jumped into the X-Van.
"Hey, that hurts!" The cat said.
"WHOA, that cat's blue and it TALKS. Maybe it's magical." Evan said as they roared off. "No, wait…it's Mystique!"
" Evan, we talked about this. Just because something's blue does NOT make it Mystique." Kitty sighed. Evan looked at Kurt.
"OMG IT'S MYSTIQUE!" He yelled, horrified, pointing at Kurt, only proving his insanity to the others. They decided to continue driving on.
The cat ran out of the bushes and watched the teenagers drive off.
It suddenly turned into Mystique -gasp!-, which, by the way, for some reason disturbed me greatly…
She pulled out a walkie-talkie the size of one of those small cell phones.
"Change of plans, they're like, on the move." Mystique said, then blinked. "Dang, last time I observe Kitty."
Lance said something that was too quiet for Mystique to hear.
"What?" Mystique yelled into the tiny phone. More tiny talking. "WHAT?" She yelled even louder. She practically stuck it in her ear and finally heard him reply, "Not for long." Mystique laughed into the silence.

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In Hawaii…

The X-Jet landed abruptly on the golden sands. Scott ran up to the front while Logan laid his head on the steering wheel, causing it to jerk dangerously.
"Logan, watch it!" Xavier yelled.
"Do you see anything!" Scott asked frantically. Logan turned to face him.
"Kid, if YOU don't see anything out this front window, then I can't see anything out this front window." He growled.
They got of the Jet, and searched for any signs of Alex. Scott found a surfboard floating on the water.
"Think it's his?" Scott asked anxiously.
"Well, it smells the exact opposite of you, so I'm going to guess it is." Logan said.
Scott looked down. "That was mean…"
Oh well. I'm too tired to do anything right now, so you're on your own.
"Dumb fanfiction writers…" Scott said, mimicking Jean whose whereabouts are still unknown but the X-Men apparently have forgotten all about her…odd.
Logan followed some bare footprints up the hill and saw they stopped abruptly
"Dude, your brother has no toes…" Logan said to Scott, inspecting the prints carefully (I really did notice how the footprints had no toes in the cartoon when watching it.)
"Darn…it's… MAGNETO!" Logan said in a booming voice.
"...Er, why'd you just do that?" Scott asked.
"Dude, with a name like 'Magneto', you have to make it sound cool." Logan snickered.
"Anyway…who's Magneto?" Scott asked. Logan did the right thing and ignored him. Scott sighed. "LOGAN!" Scott yelled. "WHO'S MAGNETO!"
Logan kept cool. "You're about to find out, later in this episode." Logan said.
Inside the X-Jet, Xavier was rubbing his bald head, which was something he did a lot.
-Yo, Magneto- He called out telepathically. –Do you think my eyebrows are too big?…Oh yeah, and show yourself, and all that stuff…- Suddenly, the X-Jet started dancing.
"And why, exactly, am I making the X-Jet dance, exactly?" Magneto asked MystiqueFan.
Because I'm making you. So there. –Sticks tongue out at Magneto-
So, back to the X-Jet. It was shaking so violently, that Xavier banged his head on the steering wheel.
"OW!" He yelled. "MAGNUS, YOU IDIOT MAKE IT MORE GENTLE!" he screamed. The X-Jet suddenly began to shakily take off.
Logan noticed this, and didn't really care as long as he found Alex, until he realized something. His entire case of beer was inside the Jet's fridge.
"NOOOOO! IT'S HIM! HE'S STEALING MY BUD!(1)" Logan roared, and instantly ran off after it, using his claws to attach himself to the jet's back. It flew off until Scott couldn't see it anymore.
"YEAH, THANKS FOR DITCHING ME IN HAWAII!" He shouted after them. Suddenly a shadow fell over him. "Stupid, you're blocking my sunli-" Scott began, turning around, but he saw who it was.
"Scott?" Alex asked. Scott stared at him blankly for a second.
"Who are you? And why do you look familiar?" Scott asked.
He's your BROTHER, you dimwit.
"Oh. That would explain it. ALEX!" He yelled out, tears streaming down his face. Suddenly, very emotional music starts up in the background as the boys run in slow-motion toward each other, the beach suddenly becoming a grassy, flowery meadow. Then, their fantasy ended as they both ran into each other.
"Hey, you sure grew up!" Scott said as he rubbed his forehead where they'd collided.
"Totally1 I mean, dude, it's surfing you know. You do get strong doing that." Alex said. He tried to punch Scott in the arm, but missed and fell into the sand.
"Hehehe. You fell down." Scott giggled as he helped him up. Yup, this day was just one, big, Hallmark moment.

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(1)- Budweiser, the King of Beers.

Give me some suggestions on how to smite Kurt and Logan in the next two chapters! I want to include my reviewers!

There's chapter 2 done! Not so much random talking back to the author craziness today, because I've been having a homework overdose and am tired. Deal with it, ok? Please read and review!