A/N: Here's the third chapter, blah blah blah, to my Scary Comedy, A Weird Occurance.
How Is That Physically Possible?
"Look Tim, the same thing happened thing happened to one of my friends," said the man.
"Really?" Tim asked.
"No, but this is what happened," answered the man.
"Yay, another flashback," said Naruto.
Flashback
On a planet called Forefield, a group of people from the army are on standing on the icey ground.
"We need to get some people to do things for people kind of people," said a man.
"I know what you mean people can be real people people," replied another.
A soldier circled around and started shooting the ground as he turned while shouting, "Bloody murder, bloody murder!"
The first guy shot the last guy as a beast appeared behind him.
Pause flashback
"The beast pulled my friend's skull out of his head and started beating the crap out of him with it," the man said.
"How is that physically possible?" asked Sonic.
"That's what my friend said," replied the man.
Continue flashback
The beast ripped the skull out of the first guy and started beating the crap out of him with it.
"How is this physically possible?" he shouted as he died.
End flashback
"You suck at flashbacks," Tim reviewed.
"Well, who knows who's next?" asked Tim.
"Shut up!" everyone else said.
They thought for another moment and said, "Carmentopolis!"
They walked outside as a giant rock fell on Kakashi.
"Ahh!" they reacted.
Kakashi looks behind the rock and says, "What?"
Naruto walked toward Kakashi and Tim followed.
Tim tripped over one of the tiles on his front yard hitting Naruto into the street as a truck going 70 mph hits him.
Everyone paused for a moment.
"Woo!" Tim shouted.
"I'm seeing a connection, in order of the deaths here is the list, Marpton, Naruto and Naruto," Sonic said.
"Kakashi's next!" Ash shouted.
"Why would I? Oh, that's why," Kakashi realized.
Kakashi ran around in circles not knowing where he was going to end up and, couldn't you guess, ended up in the street.
Tim jumped in the way to save Kakashi as a sports car going like 90 mph came his way.
Kakashi lost his shuriken holster in the street leaving it open as the car ran over it.
After the last wheel of the car passed over the holster a shuriken flew out aiming for Kakashi.
Kakashi was thanking Tim for saving him as Tim moved Kakashi down saving him again.
The shuriken turned around and headed for Ash.
Ash was talking to Sonic who was behind him.
As Ash turned around, BAM! The shuriken hit him in the forehead.
His body fell back in death.
"That time, I saw it!" Tim shouted from the other side of the street to Ash's dead body.
"When I saved Kakashi, it went to the next person on the list, in this case Ash," said Tim.
Sonic thought for a moment.
"Marpton, Naruto, Naruto, Pokemon," he said.
"It's going in alphebetical order from our worlds!"
"Sonic, I know," Tim said.
"Holy fuck! I'm next!" Sonic shouted.
"Wait, but wouldn't I have come before Sasuke? I would be first after the house," Tim explained.
"My guess is, this thing will finish the way it started," Kakashi said. "I'm safe now that it went to the next world, right?"
"Whenever this thing's gonna strike, I'm assuming it's soon," Tim said.
"You have to put it that way?" Sonic asked.
"No, I wanted to see that look on your face," Tim said.
Sonic got all angry inside, like he was ready to burst but Kakashi calmed him down as they crossed the street back to Tim's yard.
They walked back inside and took a little nap as night came.
Sorry if the chapters are short I just wanna zip through the deaths and get to the surprise at the end. R&R plz.