Notes: This chapter of A Weird Occurance has barely any humor. So Beware!
I'm Next?
The next morning they woke up.
"Tim, this is the day Sonic dies," Kakashi said
"Oh, shut up! You were supposed to be next! Tim, save me like you did Kakashi!" Sonic said as he started to cry.
"Quit the dramatics, Sonic," Kakashi said.
"What, I have an onion in my bag, and it's making me cry," Sonic stated.
"But yeah, I'll save you," Tim said.
Sonic ran outside and got himself killed by tripping over a tile to the yard making him roll into the street as a bus ran him over.
"Not another one!" Tim shouted.
The toilet flushed as Sonic came out of the bathroom.
"What! We just saw you die," Tim said.
"I was in the bathroom all night, working off the eight burritos I ate last night," Sonic said.
"I just wanna s- Ew," Tim replied.
They walk out and go to a diner to get their minds off the whole dying thing.
Sonic looked around all scared trying to watch his every move. Sonic settled down and accidentally stepped on a fork which slid and poked a waiter in the leg making him drop five plates and the material from the plate flew at Sonic but Tim hit Sonic so hard that the plate stuff missed Sonic and broke the glass near their table and the glass shards ended up killing Kakashi.
Tim paid the check and ran out with Sonic.
"Man, I missed the hedgehog but got the one eyed freak, for I am the God of Death, Happage!" Happage shouted.
Happage's POV
I flew up to nearby neon sign and asked for a screwdriver from the guy working with it and touched him to kill him. I take to screwdriver and drill it through a cord connecting the neon sign with the wall as it started to fall.
Tim's POV
I looked around and saw a swinging neon sign falling from the building it was attached to and pushed Sonic out of the way because it was swinging towards him. "Dude, you really are still next!" But the sign would've missed Sonic even if I didn't push him.
Sonic's POV
"Wait, if you aren't next then, who is?" Tim asked me.
I see the neon sign fly towards Tim just replying with a good-bye wave.
"What are you doi-"
CRUSH!
Just imagine if you were in Naruto's, Kakashi's, Ash's, Tim's, or Sasuke's shoes for a moment, scary, huh? Well R&R plz!