Kikkie: Ah! The mornings is the best!

You know, normally I try my best to stay out of people's privacy. You know, since my life has become a shit show and all, but there are somethings I just can't seem to ignore. For example, watching Ayla have a panic attack because Chloe wanted her to deliver something. Can you guess what it is? No, let me give you a hint! It was the main drug of the last story.

"Why the fuck are the police here!?" Ayla loudly whispered in the courtyard. She was holding her book-bag close to her chest for dear life.

"Someone tipped them off about a pound of Black llama being here. My question is, why the fuck are you carrying it!?" Adrien growled back. It's funny how is it that the one day Nino didn't come to school Ayla gets into trouble. Sorry, will probably get into trouble.

"Chloe said it was to give to you after class! My mom's job was on the line, I couldn't say no!" Ayla whispered. "Adrien! What am I going to do!?"

"ALL BOOK-BAGS IN THE PILE!" A man shouted to us. Looking forward, I saw a heavily armed man reached his hand out to me. Without hesitation, I hand my bag over to him and crossed my arms. The soldier then walks away before the bag into a large sack-like bag with other bags. Looking over my shoulder, I saw Ayla give up her bag as well along with Adrien. The young man was rubbing her back while Ayla took deep breathes.

...

I shouldn't do this.

"Ayla!" I spoke as I walked over to her and Adrien. Both eyes looked up at me in shock.

"Marinette!" Ayla responded. Her voice seemed...cracky as if she couldn't breathe. "Girl, how are you?"

"I am a bit tired. Hey, I wanted to apologize for the paint spill in art class." I told her, even though it pained me to my gut to say it. Ayla shakes her head before reaching over to me.

"No! I should be apologizing!" She started. "I saw Chloe knock into you but I...I didn't do anything and instead, I treated you like trash. I shouldn't have done it and I am sorry."

"It is okay, besides...karma is going to hit Chloe hard." I chuckled before looking over to Adrien. "Right daddy?"

"Daddy?" Adrien asked in a confused tone of voice. A small blush appears on his face. "Marinette, it's sort of informal to be kinky here."

"I wasn't talking about me. I was talking about you and Chloe's baby." I chuckled. His red blush turned to anger as he begins to grit his teeth.

"What?" He asked me. I reached down into my pocket and pulled out my phone that had the article of Chloe telling the world she was pregnant. That blonde feline snatched the phone out of my hands quicker than any hand movement I have seen before. Eyes scanning, I could see anger build up inside him. Is it weird that I was being turned on?

"That bitch..." He growled. Yes, I was definitely turned on.

"Adrien?" Ayla asked. Adrien tosses me my phone back before the soldiers walked over to us. Ayla takes her bag with hesitation at first but the soldier drops it by her feet.

"Your clear." He tells the three of us before walking away. Causing Ayla to fall down to the ground.

"What..." She muttered. It didn't take long for Ayla to look up at me and realize that I did something. I couldn't help but smirk, I knew my homegirl wasn't stupid...okay, maybe she was a little stupid.

(This morning)

"Marinette, your ride is here!" My mother shouted at me. Tieing my air into its final pigtail, I grabbed my bag and headed downstairs. I ignored the worried look my mother gave me, more on that later, headed down to the bakery. Once downstairs, I see my father setting up the display case. Hoping over, I give him a kiss on the cheek before leaving the room.

"I need to pee." I thought to myself out loud, but I was already far from the bathroom. I will use the toilets at the school.

"I'll be home late," I inform him, all he did was nod his head. Again, I will explain that later. Leaving the bakery I saw the big-bulky black car waiting for me. Standing in front of the open door was Plagg in his black suit with a green tie. For a cocaine head, he sure knew how to clean himself up.

"Morning!" He shouted to me as he waves. Crawling into the back, the raven-haired male lets out a low chuckle. Nooroo, who was also in the car, waves to me as I give him a smile. "Cute."

"I am adorable," I growled at Plagg. Nooroo begins to sip his coffee from his plastic or glass cup with a matching straw. "How is Gabriel doing? I haven't heard anything from him."

"He's sleeping off a hangover," Plagg informs me. As he closes the door shut, soon the car begins to start up and drive away from my family's bakery. God my parents must think I am doing some horrible things.

"Oh, may I have a sip?" I asked as I reached over to grab Nooroo drink. The purple-haired male didn't bother to stop me from taking-"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?"

I shouted as the brown liquids drip from the side of my face. I couldn't help but gag a little as I tried to cough out what was left in my throat.

"A mixture of coffee, rum, whiskey, coffee cream, bourbon, brandy, and a shit of vodka." Nooroo chuckled before taking a sip.

"A shot!" I coughed before clearing my throat. When the burning pain of alcoholism suddenly calmed down, Plagg chimed in.

"You think that's bad, the water he used to make the coffee was leftover shower water. Or as I like to call it, booty water." Plagg says. I couldn't help but to gag more at the information I was getting.

"I am an eco-friendly person," Nooroo remarked.

"Then take 3-minute showers and use solar power. I know who's been between those cheeks mister, I don't want to drink them the next day." Plagg said.

"Oh my god..." I muttered as I hold my stomach, trying my best not to picture anything they were saying.

"You speak as if you haven't been there," Nooroo growled. "Speaking of, has that thing cleared up?"

"HURGH!" WHAT!?

"That wasn't because of you! and it was curable!" Plagg shouted. "Last time I spend the night at a six-dollar room motel in Florida."

"How are you not dead yet?" I asked, no I am dead serious on that!

"I don't know," Nooroo responded as he shakes his head in disappointment. Suddenly Plagg started up, changing the subject.

"So, I am heading to the Bahamas this weekend." Plagg started. Oh god, he still was on about that unknown training. Yes, let me hop onto a plane with a sociopath to an unknown location. I am sure my body won't be found for the next two years.

"Nope. What I know now is good enough." I growled. "So is it true Adrian is got Chloe pregnant?"

"Ugh, don't remind me," Nooroo says as he takes a sip of that mixture of...honestly I don't what to call it.

"We don't really know. I tried calling around, talking to butler's and maids in that hotel, but no one knows the real dirt on them." Plagg explained. "Which is why I have a special mission for you?"

"No," I growled.

"Yea, you don't have a choice in the matter." Plagg chuckled. "Anyway, today I want you to retrieve a package for me. Chloe's father wants her to deliver a package today, I want you to find and retrieve it. What's inside has been rumored to be full wonders."

"And where would I find this package? Chloe is smart enough not to carry it on her." I growled, this caused the make to chuckle.

"See, you are smarter than you realize," Plagg tells me as the car stops. I was right in front of my school, much to my annoyance. "Now, get the package...or don't bother calling us again. Bye!"

"Ugh..." Nooroo muttered before leaning over and...knocking out.

"Is he okay?" I asked.

"Yea he's fine," Plagg tells me, suddenly Nooroo let out a low moan of pain.

"Nooroo?" I asked.

"He's fine! His kidney just probably trying to kill him." Plagg chuckled. "That's what you get when you cut out the kidney of a corpse located in a children's amusement park."

"What?" I asked.

"Nothing." He responded as he tries to hide a smile.

"You know, some of the things that come out of your mouth I truly believe the shit you say, you pull out your butt," I growled.

Plagg smirks a bit before turning his head to look straight at me. I could have sworn, that weird shadow thing Adrien did...Plagg was doing it. His eyes looked as if they were glowing in the dim-lit car.

"I never tell a lie." He whispered to me. He was leaning closer to me, like an unknown shadow in a video game preparing to attack the hero that was cornered and on low health.

"Fuck." I muttered before crawling out of the car. Once the door was closed I headed up the stairs and into the busy hallway that was my school. Full of students and Pickering stupid topics. A couple of feet in, it suddenly accord to me, I needed to pee.

Speed walking practically, I hurried to the nearest bathroom closet to my class. Luckily for me, the area was empty, just how I liked it. Placing my bag onto the door of the stall. I closed the door and begin to pull down my pants, only to stop when I heard a loud gasp. And it wasn't a gasp of joy or surprise either.

"What the fuck did you put in my bag!?" A voice shouted. Immediately my body froze, my pants were barely down my hips when I heard another voice...Chloe's Voice. Oh fuck...

"Shut up, I just need you to carry it for me, no big deal," Chloe spoke, god I needed to pee.

"Why can't you carry your own shit!? Why not Adrien?!"The voi...wait, what that Ayla!? What the hell is she doing!? Was she carrying the drugs!?

"Just hold onto the package until after school. Then give it back to me. That's it, nothing big or anything." Chloe chuckled. "Besides, it is not like there are cops here or anything."

"Your a vile creature," Ayla growled. Suddenly I heard a loud bang and a grunt. Did Chloe attack Ayla...no, Ayla would have killed her.

"You try to hit me again and I promise you, your mother will be cleaning the shit off my boots!" Chloe shouted. Why would you deliberated step in shit just for someone to clean the shoe, I never understood why people said that.

"Your such a bitch!" Ayla growled. A few seconds later I heard the door slammed. I was about to leave the room but my stomach said otherwise. I felt my hands wrestling with my pants to continue my duties with the toilet.

Kikkie: So I based this chapter on my favorite chapter of the last story. Not as funny, but we are getting there. Someone asked me to use Plagg, Tikki and Nooroo more in this story, and I will try to do so. The three are my fav to write when it comes to this story.

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